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TheDane
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ And on a sunny spring afternoon, Jim Bob realized that he would never get the concept of bonsai trees right.





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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Testing the "vodka monocle" concept got taken literally by Dmitri Panzov, who lost his grant but gained an Honourable mention in both the Darwin Awards and the IgNobel Prizes.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We are BORG. You will be assimilated.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Human-eating capsicum are on a rampage and the victim count is in the millions.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The stage show version of Top Secret was deemed too minimalist for 21st century audiences.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 10, 2013 10:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh crap! The bottom fell out of me basket. Confused

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 10:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I should never have let you watch The Family Guy... or called you Stewie.... or shown you where the superglue was stored.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Julie was less than thrilled with her hot pink graduation gown and tried her best to hide it behind her bouquet of flowers in all the pictures.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The only surviving shot of Peca Basad, who was cut from the Cantina scene in Star Wars.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How many blondes does it take to catch a brunette?

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The daily mud baths were not having the slimming effects Henrietta was told they would.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The Batman-Joker wedding fan movie spoof was taken seriously by those opposing same-sex marriage.

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ The inventor of the ThermoWig was very pleased to see how her new line had catched on.



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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The host site considered their logo far more important than the photograph
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Well, at least it's not a deer anus.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why that guy parked his car under my ute I'll never know, but the new back door to the carport might be worth keeping.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Cute ren faire dress. Too bad about the crazy eyes.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Ikea's new bed, "Quasimodo", specially made for hunchbacks.



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PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It is little known that the concept for the Tauntaun in The Empire Strikes Back arose from a drunken prank at Cancun.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ The new Imperial armor suits were the big hit in Milan that year, but soon proved to have a significant flaw.




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PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

2070; Shorty completes version 58 of Desire In The Dunes for Global Holoview, but still can't get paid.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 3:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ John and Steve decided they'd rather commit suicide than watch the rest of the opera.

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