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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Copied Jim's picture from the previous page

^^First place finisher* of the 2nd Annual 'Run, Dive, Catch' Artillery Round Competetion.

*Runners' up competitors were unavailable for photos.

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paula Radcliffe never had this trouble!

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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Contestants in the 5th annual worst fart contest arrive early.

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Plane! The Plane!

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Antichrist fooled all the End-Time watchers by changing the form and location for the Mark of the Beast.

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 6:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The new Sofa design at DFS proved to be an abject failure.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The Bachem Ba 349 point-defence interceptor wasn't originally designed as a suicide plane, but was redesignated as such because just looking at it induced profound depression.

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Well, you see Timmy, sometimes when a daddy plane really likes a mommy plane....."

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bravo95
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Movie critics gave Mannequin 2 negative reviews for adding action scenes to the sequel.



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Dr Mike
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 1:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Prison had changed sideshow Bob, but he still had his hatred towards Bart. And now he had devised one last plan to get rid of him once and for all."

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Big Al
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Having run the Pigeon gauntlet, Miko managed to save all of her popcorn.

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Offensive and racist remark removed.

Seeing as Mr. Puss will no longer be gracing us with his presence, here is my submission:

"Squirrel!!"

- TS



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Scambay Terr
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Joined: 20 Nov 2009
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Former wastepaper basket and upper class twit Gervaise Brook-Hamster found his greatest fame in his later career as a lawyer/banker/gullible rich dude, with a face that would be known from Abidjan to Dakar.

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bravo95
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Shall I toss your salad with some virgin olive oil and red wine viniger?

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Safari Brother Mike again with the help of Juan and [email protected] : Agbor to Abuja
Safari Pastor Clet Star Wars Safari Accra-Bauchi Co-Bait with NWM and the Rebels 
Safari Justice my [email protected] Elecric1ty lad Accra to Tamale with the help of [email protected] and Juan
Safari Operation "Lagos spy" 
Safari The Dynamic Dumbasses 
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TheDane
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ It took Alicia 4 minutes before she realized that she was sitting on a Tesla coil.





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the vampire
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 8:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes nurse you are right, the temperature of this patient is too high.

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mrbblee
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Joined: 03 Sep 2012
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^Fox announces new reality show "Dancing With Critters" ^^^

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Big Al
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Misty wanted the 'Guinness book of world record's" smallest chair record. She won the award by sitting for 41 hours and 9 minutes. (419)

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 06, 2012 10:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's not until you look really close at squirrels and see their eyes that you know that they are Greys in disguise.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Scambay Terr
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ The Alien would soon learn that hustling a Predator was not nearly so much a good idea as it seemed at the time.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When the Cougar has finished with her conquests, she has been known to send those who do not satisfy her plummeting to their deaths from high places; strangely, these victims seem unaware of their impending doom.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Joker
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Hell has officially frozen over.

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"I find my sudden lack of status disturbing..."

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Bart Fargo
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 07, 2012 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

How many spankings do you think you deserve?

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No-one ever noticed the sandpaper until it was too late.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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