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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Speaking of fetching hats (not felching surely?). I had to fetch this bad boy out of a canal earlier today:


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Congratulations! I'm amazed that the laptop still worked after being in the canal though. I can see Luckey in the corner of the screen, wondering where his hat went.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They fill Tuborg beer cans with canal water? That explains a lot.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Tuborc Classic and ordinary Tuborg is NOT the same, thankyouverymuch.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^This is the mod thread, not the beer thread. I have it on good authority that those 2 things never mix. Mods are upright members of society and an example to us all.

Right Tsnerd? Snerd? Ted?

*Gulp*

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ I know, I know, mods are mean drunks. Sad

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^It's the grouchy old admins sat at the back that I like. When they start swinging those handbags... ooohweee, you'd better run! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be warned if you are thinking of putting yourself forward. NN started a campaign to have himself modernized and was successful. Where is he now? Confused

All I know about the procedure is you get a surprise PM asking for your: Full names, bank account details, private cellphone number, some photo ID and marital status.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Mods are upright members of society and an example to us all.


Of course, ma'am. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm only upright if they put my coffin on its end, so whoever is the newest mod can do the hoovering.

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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have done some secret research on this subject. I have uncovered the following requirements are mandatory:

1. Must be able to out-drink the local drunk in any town you happen to be in at the time.

2. Must be able to sing your own National Anthem forward and reverse after doing so.

3. Must be able to speak three languages and murder at least three more languages.

4. Must have a MENSA tested IQ of 150 or higher.

5. Must know the socket size of every vehicle's lug-nuts produced in the world.

6. Must know the Latin name of the common shrew.

7. Must be able to re-create the table of periodic elements in detail.

8. Must be able to stand motionless for four hours.

9. Must own a Swiss Army Knife.

10. Must know the exact number of galaxies in the Universe.

BTW, I didn't get past requirement #1. LOL.
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Big Al wrote:
6. Must know the Latin name of the common shrew.


WRONG! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Direct from "The Moderator Preparatory Study Guide" Volume 4 Section 1 Paragraph 9:

Moderators shall know the correct Pig-Latin name (spelling and pronunciation) of the common shrew.

YOU BLEW IT!


LOLZORZ!!!

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Tsnerd
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm not sure whom your source was, but I am amused.

#1 - this is most members. Why do you think we have Mods?

#2 - not a requirement - singing backwards can be taken as sign of demonic possession.

#3 You didn't set any standards, like what level proficiency and how tested - a bogus entry.

#4 - shrug, I averagely test 136 - 142 on any accredited tests. I will resign tomorrow.

#5 - Why? Are Mods also supposed to be mechanics?

#6 - Google. Again, a pointless requirement.

#7 - See above.

#8 - Many of our members are active or former military or LEO. Standing still is pointless, unless you are house plant or tree, in which case we expect you to do so.

#9 - Gerber is better.

#10 - You do?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This is a much more realistic representation of the sort of vetting process mods must go through.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 12:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Giving away secrets! I will have to report you. Sad

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am desperately wondering what a girl has to do around here to become an ex-Mod.

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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Why? You're one of my favorites... Sad


This should straighten it all out. Nectar of the mods...

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
I'm only upright if they put my coffin on its end, so whoever is the newest mod can do the hoovering.


So you actually clean up down there? What's that smell wafting up through the floorboards then?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 4:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

iMike wrote:
What's that smell wafting up through the floorboards then?


That'll be the squirrel's litter tray. Noone ever volunteers to empty it.

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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^hate to think what he's been eating puke

[old joke mode] what's got a hazelnut in every bite....?[/old joke mode]

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 5:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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There you go, a felching hat picture

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