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Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:08 am

Great work all around!

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:25 am

Maybe he needs a call from auditors wanting to know about these calls to him made on a work phone.

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 9:29 am

He keeps those epic mails coming! Shocked

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I felt so sorry for what happened to you driver,his number is going, but he is not picking it, maybe you should use the number to trace him through his phone company in his country. They can help you in finding him, i pary nothing bad will happen to him, like i told you before, i didnt burget for this long trip, and my Visa card is not working here.
I know you are in a fix, and i understand what you are passing through,i was mad at you because i risk my life and that of a friend who is like brother to me. The accident we had make me go crazy about the whole thing, after the accident i still continue the journey to get to you, on getting here, you never show up. And this make me looks like a fool in front of my friend,like i dont know what am doing,this whole journey is like a mess.
I do really know how you feeling,but am confuse here also, what really happend to bob? I need to know because he left the camp cos of us, and he his a human. Let me know about him okay,we cant get a truck back to the city still tomorrow. So am still in arbinda.
Now i will try and find my way back to ghana once i get back to the city.my friend here is really crazy about this, and it make me look like i dont know what am doing. I still want our business to work out, i dont want all our effort to lost, but i wont come to meet you again, you will come to my country any time you want. And as for the cost, if you like to fine, but if you cant, then good, it not all about money here, all i want is a solid foundation of business and partership. So prove to me that you appricate my effort, for coming here. I will send the pics of the accident in the attach document. I do really felt your pain my friend. But to be honest with you am not happy with all this, am sleeping in a fram land where there is not eletricity and water to bath. Thanks for the accomodation you gave to me. Good night

And here's the attached photos... Laughing

That is one helluva accident! Shocked

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:47 am

@TD

That long lad rant was wonderful. Congrats on another Safari. Smile

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 3:17 pm

This is a good idea that the lad comes up with. If Fellatio use Bobs switched on phone to trace him this can help to locate the stolen film. And helping to catch Bob would put the lad in Fellatios good book. And of course in Bobs bad one. Who knows, perhaps Bob can even come after the lads with a gun in his hand and murder in his mind after loosing the film.

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:23 pm

Absolutely fantastic!! Great job!

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 5:39 pm

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am sleeping in a fram land where there is not eletricity and water to bath

Ha ha!!!

Stredded. And I bet he does not have any paste either.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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Thanks for the accomodation you gave to me.

More sarcasm? I really think you should address that.

This is outstanding! Laughing

Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 8:57 pm

I love the sulky griping lads give off when they've just about had it but aren't quite abandoning hope.

Outstanding bait, another fine safari Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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I do really felt your pain my friend.

As we feel yours, my friend...as we feel yours. Sad

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 12:16 pm

He's on his way back to his rat hole now.

He sent another mail sent from his phone a little while later. (I wonder why he prefers to mail from his phone rather than sms - maybe it's cheaper?)

Tony wrote:

Am on my way going back to to ouagadagudu, i hope you find bob, but on my way back i dont think you are here, to what am seeing on my way back. But in the order hand am confuse, because your words from the beggining, and your words give me trust in you:
but if you are playing me or fooling just to make me surffer, then what do you gain?so am still confuse, we are friends and i still hve little trust in you, and that make me get confuse. Whatever happens it God will and he want me to learn from this, fellatio prove my thought wrong, am a bit worried about bob. Any news yet

I sent him this sms:

sms from Luigi wrote:

Hello Tony,
I am now in Niamey, we were flown there this morning because it was closer. The production company has put the project on pause for now, and we are unsure about what will happen next - there are rumours saying we are going to continue the filming in Zambia, but right now I don't know what is next. I saw those pics you sent, how horrible! I am glad that you are all ok, I couldn't bear if you were injured on your way to meet me. Bob is still disappeared, but a wildlife ranger may have spotted his car yesterday, the police is investigating.
Tony

He responded.

Tony wrote:

I was expecting your call,but you never did, just back in ouagadagudu, it was a very stressful journey but am so happy am back in the city,have you seen bob. And i want you to be honest with me. Because i have some point to ask you, am confuse and i know deep in me tht you arent in burkina faso, you just wanted me to surffer,but what is my wrong? Why do you punish me so bad like this, asumming i lost my life in the accident just like that,so i will be gone just for nothing?now we didnt meet, what do you gain?you let me down alot, we didnt start like this.i will be going back to ghana as soon as i can, and if you want us to do business, you come to ghana, thanks for risking our life, and fooling me.
Thanks

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

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but if you are playing me or fooling just to make me surffer, then what do you gain?

And there's the reason why lads can be baited more than once. They simply cannot comprehend that anyone would do anything if there's no money in it.

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you just wanted me to surffer,

Mission accomplished! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 09, 2012 2:14 pm

destroyed, destitute, miserable lad wrote:

if you are playing me or fooling just to make me surffer, then what do you gain?. . . . now we didnt meet, what do you gain?

This is one of the things I love about baiting. Lads quite simply cannot understand what we do. Their brains can't register it. There's no money in it, so why on earth do we go to so much trouble to make them so miserable? What could possibly motivate us other than financial reward?

They are utterly incapable of understanding the rich psychic rewards of seeing criminals like them suffer, even if it's still nothing compared to what their victims endure.

EDIT: Ninja'd by ScammedOut. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

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and it make me look like i dont know what am doing.

This should loose him a lot of kudos amongst the scamming community. Let me echo all the plaudits you've been getting. Brilliant work.

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 2:22 am

Well, I need 6 more months to get a sand timer out of this one, too, so I need to keep him going. So I sent him an sms.

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Hello Tony,
I have tried to call you, but you didn't pick up. I'm in Niger now.
Listen, why would I spend 6 months wasting your time? I would have been wasting my own time, too, what would I gain from that? That is ridiculous, and I will prove it to you when I come home. I have promised you that I will reimburse you for your expenses and I will send you a new wristwatch, and that is a promise I intend to keep. So just wait and see, there still may be a surprise in this for you.
Again, I cannot say this enough - I am very sorry for everything that happened. And sadly, no news of Bob yet.
Luigi

He replied late in the evening. It does seem that it is cheaper for him to mail from the phone than to sms. It suggest that it's a real subscription, and not pay2go. Anyway,

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How are you and how are things in Niger,to be honest with you, everyone is disappoined with me because i didnt achive anything on this business trip, and they said i dont know what am doing, i cant blame them because they dont know you but i am the one that known you.
Am very worried about bob,i think you guys need to do something about finding him, that place is so bad, i mean arbinda,and it very dangrous, i havent been in that kind of place in my life, it so bad. Please try and talk to the production manager to do something, you said you found his car, was he there or what is really going on, talk to me fellatio.
Am in the city, trying to get money so i can travle back to accra, and am owing the hotel here,so am waiting for the company to get me so cash to get out of here, i will let you know when am going back to ghana, so how is things with you, my phones are working you can call me on the ghana +233<snipped> or the burkina line, i want to hear from you call me as soon as you get this mail. I missed my family, life here is bad, the accident i had make me feel bad in me. How is your family are you talking to them?.
Make sure you get home safty, i will be expecting your call
thanks

There are just so many little jewels in that mail, I'm speechless. Laughing

I think we've found a nice alternative to Adré. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Every time he writes "fellatio" it just cracks me up. Laughing

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rewards of seeing criminals like them suffer, even if it's still nothing compared to what their victims endure.

I dunno, but I think TheDane has done a great job evening the score..lad is broke, despairing, dirty (Hee!), dejected, has been terrorized on the mean, dangerous streets of Aribinda and is being scorned by everyone as an idiot. He had to sleep outside and at a "fram" (hopefully with some extremely smelly goats). And the best part is that he's still there and that he may have another surprise in store for him! Very Happy

I hope he's at least learned to "burget" a little better in the future, for those little unexpected bumps in the road.

This safari is so awesome it should be made into a miniseries!

ETA: I hope he finds a tent or at least a camel to sit under as the temps there are going to be 35C tomorrow. But he'll get some relief tomorrow night when "Thundery outbreaks " are expected!

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:36 am

Alas, poor Tony. I knew him, Fellatio.

When he slept in a Fram, he got some used motor oil on him, I hope?

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 5:52 am

Great stuff. That latest email is just beautiful.

Posted: Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:08 am

TheDane wrote:

I think we've found a nice alternative to Adré. Twisted Evil

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Jul 2012 Posts: 247

Awh he's so sweet isn't he, he's hoping you get home safely.

Bless him!

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 2:22 pm

And it's coming to an end, at least for this time around...

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Am so happy to hear from you, and we are planing to get back to accra, we are waiting for the next bus going to accra, everything has been taken care, i ask my woman to send me money, since i cant use my Visa atm here, and the company asked me to takecare of myself and of my friend since we didnt have a sucessful one, but i still hope you going to do bussiness with us and prove them, wrong, but i still have faith on your words, so you have to prove to me and them. Thanks

Of course I will prove my words to him!

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2012 3:06 pm

...and somehow i feel that something will come back form his past to haunt him. This will not end when he finally steps through his front door.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2012 12:27 am

It's been a bit since I last updated this, as I've been busy with other stuff.

The safari was over, so I figured it was time to change the course of the story. Time for Bob to call the lad.

http://soundcloud.com/jabbahhutson/2012-09-15-time-21-57-00-bob

Amazingly, Tony called Bob's cellphone back shortly after. Dr Mike put it on speaker, and we managed to capture it, allthough the quality is arguable.

http://soundcloud.com/jabbahhutson/2012-09-15-time-22-02-22-tony

And shortly after that, he called Luigi. Same bad quality, but you can her most of it.

http://soundcloud.com/jabbahhutson/2012-09-15-time-22-04-34-tony

Tony also sent Luigi a mail soon after this:

Tony wrote:

Hello Luigi,
Am back in Ghana, Got to Accra around 4am in the morning, it was a wonderful journey.
how are you? and when are you going back to your country?
I received a call from bob this evening, he was threaten me, telling me i owe him some money and he will locate me, saying rubbish, how do you know him? dose he base in Burkina Faso or he follow you from your country, and i have reported him to the company and they have reported the matter to the police.
But Fellatio i dont really understand this,what do Bob want from me, how do i owe him, you only asked him to picked us up and he never did, i dont even see him in a person, so why is he threaten me? what dose he want? i think he is up to something.
i tried calling you back but the network there is bad i guess.
thanks

As it was clear that Tony didn't get it, we decided to have Bob mail him as well.

Bob mails Tony wrote:

Tony, i tried to explain something to you, but your call back to me made me realize that you didn't understand me completely. Perhaps it is me, that cannot explain while angry. Perhaps it is your fault for being a stupid goat fucker.

I had a plan, my plan was to take all the film, all the money and a valuable camera and steal them. Then i was to take a flight back to Europe and leave this shit hole. However you came then and i was ordered to pick you up, not once but twice. This fucked up my plans and i had to steal what i could that night i was to pick you up in Arbinda, i had planned to do it one day later. Sadly this had consequences and i had to leave some things. Among them a valuable camera and some rare film of mating wildebeests that i was going to sell to National Geographics.

This made me loose money and i blame you for this.

According to my calculations i would have made 50,000$ if you and your friend hadn't interfered with my plans. I would also have been able to take my pre-booked flight if i hadn't been forced to do things earlier. Now i had to take a bus to Cote D'Ivorie instead of getting to Europe. And now i am wanted and cant leave this fucking shit hole.

ALL THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND I WANT MY MONEY.

If you don't give me my 50,000$ you made me loose i will find you and take it from you. And after that i will cut your tiny balls of with a blunt knife. I will fucking castrate you Tony if you don't give me what you owe me.

I want 50,000$ sent to me using Western Union.

Name:Bob Afett
Location: Abidjan Ivory Coast
Q: What do i want?
A: My money

If you fail i will come for you.

Bob

Oh yeah, Bob is up to something. Twisted Evil

Tony mailed Luigi.

Tony wrote:

This is the email i got from bob,and am confuse, how did he get my email, fellatio have been calling you but you are not picking, call me when you get this email, and let talk about this bob issue

[Included was Bob's mal]

Luigi replied.

Luigi wrote:

Hello Tony,

I just have time for a brief mail, I am now in the airport in Niamey, and we are flying to Zambia tonight to continue filming. I've gotten into quite a bit of trouble because all of this, maybe they will fire me, they are considering it at the moment. I don't want to lose my job and I don't know what to do. I am afraid here.
Have you heard anything back from Bob? I don't know if he is in Burkina Faso, in fact I don't know a lot about him, he was hired to the team 1½ month ago, and this was the first time all of us worked with him.
I have to go to the gate now, and board the airplane, so I will try to write you when I am in Zambia.

Luigi

Sent from my iPhone

Then some days went, without me hearing from him. So I sent him a little poke.

Quote:

Hello Tony,

I haven't heard back from you, so I just wanted to check if everything is ok? I am now in Zambia, and we have done some filming today. I don't know anything about what the situation is with Bob, have you heard back from him yet? If you do hear from him, please let me know as soon as possible, as the police will be very interested in any piece of information about him they can get.
Anyway, I hope you're ok, and that your family is glad to see you back.

Regards,
Luigi

Tony wrote:

Good Morning,

I saw all your last two email, but you haven't answer my questions.
1. How did Bob get my email?
2.When are you going back home?
3. What is the situation of the business now?
4. What do you really want me to do?

Hrmph. I don't think that was a polit response.

Luigi wrote:

Hello Tony,

I'm not sure I like the tone in your mail. But I will try to answer your questions, even though you are being rather rude.
1. I have no idea how he got your email address, but as he has been stealing money and other things from the entire team, so I suppose he didn't have any reservations looking in our private things such as phones, either. As all your contact information was written down in my black pocket book, he must have looked in it and copied the information. And to be honest, right now I don't really care! I have lost 17,000 Euros because of him, so I couldn't care less how he got your email address!
2. I am going back home when I am done filming, probably in a month or 6 weeks. I will reimburse you then.
3. The situation of the business is unclear to me. Right now, it is not possible for me to come to Ghana.
4. What do you mean what I want you to do? You are not making any sense.

Look, I am sorry for all that happened, but I do not like it when my business connections takes up a tone with me.

Luigi

Tony replied with more little tidbits. Twisted Evil

Tony wrote:

Hello Luigi,
Am not been rude to you, i just want to get some point clear.
i really had a bad time in this business, and i felt so bad, i don't know why this is happening, but God want the best for everyone, i really thank God i didn't lose my life in the accident that happen, if i sound rude am sorry, as for bob issue, it sucks, he was asking me for money? I have told the police about him, so am waiting for him in Ghana.
And about the business, we talk about that when you get back home, and we think of the best thing to do, and i wish you a wonderful stay Zambia.
thanks

Well, he's back home now, so time to slow down things a bit once again.

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