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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I'm still in this battle with Bob Meuller sending threats and orders after his dolla got chopped by some nefarious thief in his office. I just send nonsense, thinking he'll get fed up and stop writing, but nope! Bob wants his 98$ or else!

Just a couple of the latest exchanges..

Seems his arrest warrants are equipped with GPS devices.

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Urgent Attention:.....

Listen to me carefully right now and never you joke with me or your life any more, go and send the money you paid to thief that is my advise, and that person will have arrest from the Nigeria Government as well, i have passed his details across there Country, so you don't need to worry and get back to me with the money urgently, you have only 48hours for the fee, and fail to do so i will make sure that your arrest warrant will locate you for the final message from me.

Me:

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Listen and listen well Mr. Meuller. I am not sending any more money until you catch that theif. How do I know he didn't give the money to you and now you're trying to get m ore money from me.

You should be ashamed of threatening a widow lady who is alone in the world. I have to be careful of how I spend the money my husband left me. when you catch that fruadster I will send the money and n ot before is that clear?

Bob:

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Listen to me carefully. you make sure that you send the money and get rest of mind to avoid me reed your house for arrest.

Robert Mueller

Me:

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please mr. Gman don't reed my house. I will send the money tomorrow..my car is in the shop today because i ran over a big bum and the wheel bareing is busted I will get it back tomorrow i promise.

Bob took offense to that:

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What kind of joke or nonsense is this? What do you mean by Mr Gman? I will never welcome any insult from you any more, what kind of stupid word from you to me is this? Listen to me i will not wait for the payment in for some hours, if you fail me i will make sure that you will face charges you never wanted to in life.

Robert Mueller
[email protected]

I think Bob may have taken too much of the wrong medication. Confused

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:36 am

^^^ Is this the same Robert Swan Mueller, FBI, that wrote to me?

Note the middle name!!!! Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Could be the same Robert Mueller. I have 3 of them at the moment, but none have used "Swan" in their names. Such a graceful name for such an uncouth and rude man. Laughing

I was very hurt at his last email and told him so:

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Robert I hope your very happy with yourself as I am now sitting here crying because you are being so mean and nasty by calling me stupid and insulting me. I told you I am a widow lady who never knew anything of this things before Now I am very afraid and I am alone in the world. someone in your office stole my money and you don't even care. if you could be a little nicer and more understanding of my situation we could settle this thing .my husband (God rest his sole) told me to be careful of anyone stealing the money he left me. It's a lot of money and i have to be careful with it.\
please apologize for calling me stupid and we can start over with this.

Bob is not to be trifled with but I think maybe the words "Lot of money' may have made him reconsider his nastiness and offer an apology of sorts:

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Why are you arguing with my Authority in the first place? I have told you that the person you paid money before, details was with there country investigation and never get a hold for a while now, you keep telling me another things which i don't need to hear than your case file is close that is why you upset me.

Well is a word of anger and you better be carefully over the way you call me names on email, so am sorry for your condition and others and forget it alright, so you get back to me once you have made the payment. For the money you think is lost, no is never will be lost, the money will come back to you, but why i told you get the money urgent is this, we need to get this your transaction done and close your case that is all alright, so you try and get back to me with the mtcn numbder when you send it with OBI JACOB

Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:24 am

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you make sure that you send the money and get rest of mind to avoid me reed your house for arrest

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Well is a word of anger and you better be carefully over the way you call me names on email

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For the money you think is lost, no is never will be lost, the money will come back to you,

How did Robert S. Muller III ever get to be head of the FBI with that grasp of the English language!
Confused

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I know. His grammar and spelling are simply atrocious. It's a sad state of affairs. Sad

Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:29 am

Mueller is one of my favourites. Get him going and he can be a barrel of laughs.

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We want you to note that this is not a child's play, so if at all that you are the rightful beneficiary to the said amount you should have been very happy to follow to there instructions to enable you receive your contract funds, because there are a lot of people out there looking for this opportunity to claim there fund but to no avail, we are now promising you that you have absolutely nothing to worry about because we always guide and protect the life’s of people from Scam and Corruptions, Have it in mind that we are here to guide and protect you from any kind of scam and for you not to lost your money and to make sure that you surely receive your contract fund.

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Please for Almighty God sake, why cant you just follow our directives and get the document as we directed you and have the fund fully transferred to you, we are fully away of that you do not know any thing about the said fund (US$10MILLION) and we know that you away of all the African Fraudsters scamming people day by day of their hard earned money, and on the cost of our investigation this money was fully discovered in your name and with your information, such as your email address, and we have also been directed/instructed to make sure that all the beneficiaries receives all their outstanding fund, with all the interest the fund has accumulated okay, that is why we contacted you, we are not in any way treating you of harassing you as you claimed.

I've got hundreds!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Your Bob is a lot nicer than mine. I just finished begging him for his understanding, due to my being a recent widow and confused and upset and all I got was this:

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What is the delay again for the money? Let me have the numbers if you have made the Payment and i do not welcome any joke again from you...

Robert Mueller
[email protected]

I also told him I went to WU and they asked for something called TEST QUESTION and I don't know what that means (even though Bob has given it to me about 7 times!) Confused