SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Olympics.

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
sunshine
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire


PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 6:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ ask if it contains poo from Team GB's medal winning horses.

And speaking of our success in the dressage (which was my main discipline when I used to compete) I was inspired to send this to a loan lad...
Quote:

HI

Me an me friend Chaveera have been watching olympics and I told Chaveera that I goin to do dressage in next olympics and she sez Im a stupid cow and that becos U have to be dead posh and have loads of cash and that to do dressage but I sez to her if I stop drinking blue WKD and get a loan I can get me one of them dressage stallions and get real good at all that trottin on the spot and horsey ballet stuff and then I'll get to go to bed with that Carl Hester cos he's lush an that.

So can i has a loan of 500,000 quid. I work part time at Greggs making pies so I can pay ya back at 20 quid a week (can't pay more cos I need to buy me booze and fags innit).

Respect

Ethel


See, it's not an elitist sport at all Laughing

_________________
so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Safari Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Safari Bola - Accra - Cotonou Safari Alex - Accra - Abidjan Safari Austin - Accra - Abidjan
Safari George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Safari Toks London - Milford Haven
pony pony pony Mortar Closed lad accounts x170 Czech Republic Easter Egg 2011 Sand Timer Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8
View user's profileSend private message
llamedos
Been There, Done That


Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2690
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to


PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 7:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^
Brilliant.
innit.


Very Happy

_________________
Mortar x13 Closed lad accounts x 15 Easter Egg TV Star
Safari Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Safari Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11

Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailYahoo Messenger
Justcold
Swineherd


Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6464
Location: Where dafuq is www.scamwarners.com? Do they serve Yukon Jack?


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 2:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Always look on the bright side of life".....priceless. Laughing

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
Mortar Golden Pig United States United Kingdom Canada Nigeria United Arab Emirates South Africa Ghana
Safari Wimp'd Safari Art Lad Safari w/Mortal Benin/Lagos/Abuja
Vcamera Sand Timer Easter 2015 Whip Jack Boot Goat Flying Monkey Purple Flower
06/24/2015 Good journey Paranoid. RIP
02/20/2017 You are missed Capone. RIP
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Roycropper
Undead Moderator


Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7993
Location: Luxury Coffin


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

/\/\ Not editing out 'life's a piece of shit, when you look at it' was priceless ( I wonder if it was bleeped for the US), though I noticed that The Who have stopped hoping that they die before they get old.

I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV!

Right, circus over, where's my free bread then?

_________________
the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
Pith Helmet 10
x4 United Kingdom New Zealand Mortar Closed lad accounts Sand Timer 6Yrs Tattoo x6 Flying Monkey
View user's profileSend private message
Jim Morrison
Elite Baiter


Joined: 12 Mar 2010
Posts: 1848
Location: Taking a face from the ancient gallery


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 10:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I loved how Freddie Mercury can still own a crowd from the grave, that singer ruined Queen though.

_________________
Easter Egg 2011 Closed lad accounts x56 GermanyBenin x2 United States x6 Malaysia x2 Portugal x2 Spain x4 United Kingdom x22 United Arab Emirates x2 GhanaChinaNigeria x2 Thailand thanks to Dora and the rest of the site killing team x4 <-- [email protected] Fag1na Asian Foods, Inc. x13 <-- Hump a t0n [email protected] Dolls & Co. x18 Cellphone Cellphone website x2
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[naked women here]</a>
Safari BRUIN's WIMP Modality, Lomé - Accra
have i offended you before on why you do this to me?
God go hammer all your generation. say
amen. - reverend
are you joking or your tormentor? (I am tormentor Twisted Evil )
Gommer basterd your mama is a prostitute, am a full niger delta boy and i must bomb your mamas toto with ak47 riffle...
View user's profileSend private message
oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
Posts: 6080
Location: All out of Bubble Gum!


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Agreed.

_________________
* Help Keep Eater Running - Click here to donate
I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

Jack Boot Mortar Closed lad accounts Tattoo Sand Timer Vcamera Safari Easter 2015 Easter Egg 2013 Whip Whip
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailSkype Name
Pastor Frank
Moderator


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 11582
Location: EN34ix


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 1:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I fell asleep during the replay over here. It was right around The Pet Shop Boys and that UK Boy Band. I missed a Monty Python bit!?

Too bad to see the Queen couldn't make it, they sent poor Harry.

Edit:
Roycropper wrote:

I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV!


I own the album, the one with the cover of the burning guy shaking hands.

For the kids... Album = CLICK

_________________
"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Roycropper
Undead Moderator


Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7993
Location: Luxury Coffin


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Interestingly the Wikipedia link to the album cover is a low res one, so Pink Plc doesn't sue their ass. So I guess its Ok to link to it, then.

Image

This is also from the low tech days when CGI or Photoshop didn't exist, so they got a real live stuntman, and set him on fire....

@ PF, Eric Idle did 'Always look on the bright side of life' with a cast of roller skating nuns, Indian dancers, angels, folk dancers and a human cannonball act, I kid you not. No nailing people to crosses, though, that might not have gone down so well in all parts of the world. Wink Did you see Russel Brand singing I am the Walrus from the top of a psychedelic bus, or Fatboy Slim DJ'ing from the middle of a giant inflatable octopus? No references to our creative but drug addled pop culture there, clearly.

ETA - From the Guardian
Quote:
Sorry to report that in the US NBC (No Bloody Clue) bleeped out the "shit" in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life." God help us all.

_________________
the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
Pith Helmet 10
x4 United Kingdom New Zealand Mortar Closed lad accounts Sand Timer 6Yrs Tattoo x6 Flying Monkey
View user's profileSend private message
Pastor Frank
Moderator


Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 11582
Location: EN34ix


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:

Quote:
Sorry to report that in the US NBC (No Bloody Clue) bleeped out the "shit" in "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life."


I'll never understand that. We can own every type of destructive device imaginable but the word shit will send society into a tailspin.

Edit: A wise word from an American sage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMyDvqnwIm4

_________________
"Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Badgerbait
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4502
Location: Alas, summer is slow in responding.


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I guess I shouldn't mention Brian May's badger patch? Seems to me a bit of a touchy subject.

_________________
I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
-----------
Closed lad accounts x12 Goat Easter Egg Mortar x3 x4 Elite Ninja Team Member

We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>

I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind.
-Hamlet, scene iv

View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
bohigal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7227
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen


PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 5:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite part was when they took apart the Olympic torches, and Keith Richards lit his cigarette from the last one. Cool I hope they use that cigarette as the torch in the next relay.

What, you missed that?

_________________

Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Golden PithSafari Mortar Tattoo Vcamera Closed lad accountsSand Timer Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Sand Timer Sand Timer Shorty Safari Abidjan w/ Juan
Safari Bibian
Closed lad accounts Cellphone pony Mc Fry Mc Fry Easter Egg 2013
Donate to Eater
View user's profileSend private message
ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **


Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.


PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Roycropper wrote:
I guess not everyone would have got the reference to the cover of 'Wish You Were Here' when the tightrope dummy caught fire, but it had me clapping the TV!



I actually was hoping that the flaming tight rope walker was one (or more) of the American commentators. Surprised

_________________
Gold Coins here

pony pony Closed lad accounts Goat Goat Goat Goat Sand Timer Easter Egg Easter 2015
Mortar x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>

"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown

Visit www.scamwarners.com
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter


Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1836
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.


PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mo Farah Running Away From Things

Go Mo! Laughing Laughing

_________________
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Easter Egg Goat

Winner: Easter Egg 2012 2012
Winner: Easter Egg 2013 2013

Don't Click
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



** Find out information about your IP address **


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT