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Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: Toronto, ON
Thu Jul 19, 2012 1:00 pm
Am I the only one that regularly fires several lawyers through the course of my bait? I'm currently on lawyer number 2 with my current bait and he's already treading on thin ice. Here's how his predecessor was relieved of his duties -
Dear Barrister Fox,
Good news...well, for me at least - you're fired!
Barrister Fox, never in my life have I had to deal with such an incompetent, useless moron of a Barrister. Time and time again I have emailed you asking for advice and time and time again, you've tried to spoonfeed me bullsh*t so that you didn't have to do any work. Well , not any more.
I mean "YOU SEND YOU ID TO THE BANK"? Seriously? Is that the standard of grammar I should expect from a top flight Barrister? Honestly, I have a friend who works at the zoo here in London and he could teach a monkey to spell better than that. Is that the case, Barrister Fox? Are you more stupid than a monkey? I demand an answer! Perhaps you should consider changing your name to John Chimp, it'd be more fitting to your personality. Actually, that would be a slur on chimps.
Now, you can go and ruin other peoples business deals but I have asked Mrs Sachon - who, in case you've forgotten is dying with cancer - to find a new lawyer. Failing that, I will get my own lawyer involved and have him sort out your mess, you utter dipstick.
I hope your office soon goes out of business, but I'm sure you're more than capable of sorting that out for yourself.
Good riddance, you muppet.
I'm going to try and reach ten over the course of this bait. I'm only 3 weeks in and already they're way off script to the extent that the dying widow has made a miraculous recovery from terminal cancer in order to have to act as a referee between me and the lawyer.[/quote]
_________________ YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
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