"i don't no him ok thanks"

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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:03 pm

Captain Mal had issues with a lawyer who refused to give a bank account. The original Lad went into an illiterate frenzy (from here on, the Lad is in italics):

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Thank you for your email sir,how are you today,I hope you are fine,but sir,I see nothing wrong with that by using Western Union,come to think of it the Western Union is faster Dan the bank account that you are asking for and the fee is too small for him to give you account because is a very busy lawyer and you no Western Union is every where in UK,maybe Western Union is close to is office and the bank is fail from him,so all you have to do now is to send him the fee true Western Union that is all,I see nothing wrong with that,please send the fee to him and let
him get the document for you today please,I don't want my bank to change there mind I just want you to understand that the bank is still waiting for the document before then can make the transfer to your own account try understand me sir,when you get this document today now by tomorrow the fund will been in your own account please sir are beg you with the name of God,contact him now ok.
Please sir, the must important thin now is the document,not the bank account.just do want he ask you to do to get the document from him

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I have never heard such drivel in my life. I don't give a shit about speed, and the idea that a fee is too small to be sent to a bank is pure bunkum. Western Union is a service for students and backpackers, not gorram lawyers.

- got more of the same:

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Sir,you are making things difficult for me now,I have make you understand everything,If the lawyer ask you to send the fee true Western Union,I see nothing wrong with that by using Western Union and you are not doing business with him,It is me you are doing business with, Please sir, the must important thin now is the document,not the bank account.just do want he ask you to do to get the document from him,Western Union is for everybody not only for students and backpackers,please,I don't want my bank to change there mind I just want you to understand that the bank is still waiting for the document before then can make the transfer to your own account try understand me sir,when you get this document today now by tomorrow the fund will been in your own account please sir are beg you with the name of God,contact him now ok.

But finally he cracked and gave another lawyer's details. But then something happened:

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I told you I'd made contact - is it too much to expect that you read my answers?
Mr M0rden acknowledged my message, and said he'd give me details soon.

Huh? Wazzat?

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Sir, you ask me to get you a new lawyer that you can trust and work with and I did but the lawyer said you have not get in touch with him and I don't no the person you call Mr, m0rden,please I don't want my bank to change there mind I just want you to understand that the bank is still waiting for the document before then can make the transfer to your own account try understand me sir,if you know you do not want this transaction again then let me know,then i know what to do thanks,i wait for your respond.

But when Mal replied, the above message was quoted as:

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Sir, you ask me to get you a new lawyer that you can trust and work with and I did and I am glad that you are happy at least, I just want you to understand that the bank is still waiting for the document before then can make the transfer to your own account try understand me sir,if you know you do not want this transaction again then let me know,then i know what to do thanks,i wait for your respond.

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First you're happy, and then you chuck a snit. I'm doing what you wanted and you still aren't happy! What does it take to get you to stop sulking?

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Sir,if you know you do not want this transaction again then let me know, that is all thanks,i wait for your respond.

This became:

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Sir,I am sorry for all I said, inform me of progress with Mr M0rden, that is all thanks,i wait for your respond.

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Sir,i don't understand your email,I do not no Mr,M0rden,the new lawyer said you have not contact him yet,
someone brake into my box now,so don't contact Mr,M0rden again i don't no him ok thanks.

If he thinks something has hacked his box, why does he think Mal will get the warning?

I'm just wondering how big the chop should be; the Lad was aiming for $1650 first up - should I match it? Hmmm...

Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:05 pm

I'd say the full amount should be good. Smile

If you have a lad character, that should lead to days of fun. Smile

i chop yur dolla. oooooooo

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