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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Shorty, but only by accident.

When will he finish his screenplay?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When he finds a desk that is low enough for him to write on it.


What do you think when you see all those people with the signs at the airports?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 2:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Where can I find a good pizza?



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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 6:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A wet t shirt and a cold shower.

Is Keith Hennessey-Brandy-Drunken-Buffoon and his boyfriend, Peter Lacey-Knickers, two of the most obnoxious piss artists who have lived?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Keith Bingedrinker-Spew and his mates Greg Technicolour-Yawn and Bruce Projectile-Chunder are just as obnoxious, and a lot messier.

Would you let them redecorate your neighbour's patio?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only in their shop doorway.

What would be a fitting punishment for Keith Hennessey-Brandy-Drunken-Buffoon and Peter Lacey-Knickers?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A knighthood and a spare pair of trousers, and a punch up the conk each.

Do you know of any makers of leather omnibuses still in business?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hinckley Plopmobility, 47 The Cave, Much Shaggiing-in-the-Hedgerows.

Is it true that the best pleace for Egyptians is in a dustbin?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Egyptian pleace were so named after an uneducated Armenian was hired to produce the required letterheads for the local constabulary soon after the Battle of Tel-El-Kabir in 1882, and they've never had the respect of the locals or anyone else since then.

If you were arrested in Egypt, would you mention the above fact?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Of course. It shows a proper understanding and interest in their history and culture.

What punishment should I expect?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Immediate execution of your reduced chocolate ration by firing squad.

All right - who's been messing about with the UCMJ again?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 1:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I put it on my sandwich with the peanut butter. It was strange...


Why did you leave it there?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A bottle of a full bodied 69 in the bedroom.

When you go shopping for clothes, are you well served in the trouser department?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As far as they are able to measure my waist, yes.


When you read a book, where do you put it?

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chambon
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

On my head.

If you read a recipe, what do you do with it?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask my concubines if we could make a sandwich.

Do you share my taste for cheesecake?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, sorry, I don't want to eat the cheese from in between your toes.

Why is a kiwi green on the inside and brown on the outside?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Someone confused the bird with a chinese gooseberry.

Can a piece of fruit do the haka?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Depends on how long it has been laying there.


Can you write blue with a red pen?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes you can, look.

Myyyyyy dog has fleas [Harmonica break]
Wooo, my dog has fleas reeeal bad [Harmonica break]
And he's allergic to flea-spray [two minutes harmonica solo].



Can you play a vuvuzela from the wide side?

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Sand Timer My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With his over coat buttoned up.

WHat shall we do with the drunken sailor?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Tell him there is a beautiful girl waiting for him in the middle of Gobi Desert.


Why do people read good books instead of the best books?

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we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It's about 12 inches long and highly dangerous.

What is a bosun's plunger?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ask Bosun Higgs.

Why can there be no mass without him?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If someone knew the right answer, (s)he would be awarded the Nobel prize in Physics.


Do you belong to any minority?

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

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