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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It was Rudolph Hucker of 47 Slasher Court, Massacre Road, Tunbridge Wells.

Is it true that you're going to change your name to Baron Plop Plop?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually that's your name on the deed poll. Be grateful I gave you a title.

Would you rather have been dubbed Sir Mountable Odds?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh dear, after all these years, you still don't believe I'm a girl.


How can I convince you?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 1:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stop letting Lord Elpus sign your letters.

Did you ever meet the noble brothers Earl Ytobed and Earl Ytorise?

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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes and they were neither healthy, wealthy or wise.

Did you know that I intend to seal myself inside an immense iron bucket for 20 years with only a wasp and a teapot for company?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It'll never make the hit parade.

Are you going to be walking backwards for Christmas across the Irish Sea?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not in the Queen's own flat cap and boots.

Do you want to see my dongling appendage?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No, it looks like it is ready to fall off.


So what about Puss in Boots?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 11:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I can't imagine a cat in a chemists.

Did he really sound like Antonio Banderas?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No he sounded like someone gargling and exploding.

My dongling appendage is in full working order. How's yours?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, now you've explained that, we know what's worn under the kilt.

Have you ever been examined by a gynecologist on his day off?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I would have but I had laundry to do.

Have you ever been lonely?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been since Valentine's day 2012. Embarassed

Why does blood rush to my head?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 3:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have no idea, I just work here

Do you stand on your head?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As a matter of fact, I think it's Yastreb's head I'm standing on.


How did this happen to happen?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You had to breathe somehow. Be grateful I have strong lungs and got you across the river.

How come you never learned to swim?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You always offered me a kayak ride and later even your body.


How is it possible that Elves are so noble?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No they're knobbly.

Have you ever given a sarcastic puppet show?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was suitably sarcastic when the puppet show at a Ren Faire burned down - I got a bigger laugh than the puppets ever did.

N.O.R.A - can you have your kayak and heat it too?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It sank.

What fun are we going to have with a cork and some knotted string?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

We tie them around the brim of a hat for no apparent reason.

Is your name not Bruce then?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, I'm still a woman, honey.


Why this confusion over and over again?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The instructions are in Welsh.

You look good in a wet t shirt. Can I throw this buckets of cold water over you?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 5:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That would attract Yastreb who would come to rescue me.


Are you willing to try?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only with string.

Do you ever sit at home and stick rhubarb up your nose?

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