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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 06, 2012 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only by carrier pigeon.

When are you going to show a modicum of intelligence and declare war on pebbles, rocks and Health and Safety Officers?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 12:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Next Tuesday at 00:00 but only if Yastreb calls me by Skype and says certain words in Molvanian and sings a certain atonal national anthem.


How likely is it, regarding that Skype is illegal in this country?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Mrs Emly Bulstrode of 49 Coronation Buildings, Putney will make the call using an electrified nose muff and horse hair telephone.

May I give you an improper suggestion?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not before we've heard Norris Lurker play his leather ear-rack and graphite dog-beard.

Are you in the habit of being suggestive?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 1:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Certainly not! Now will you please blow my pipe.

What tune will you play?

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2012 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

There's "cigarette love song" or "cigar heart break ", pick one with your free gyoza.

What would you like to eat?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 6:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My favorite feat is to walk on your hands.


Have you ever tried it?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 8:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The cat fell off the ladder and the partridge was shot in the gorse.

What is this revolting creature?

Image

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't be too revolted - at the next Road Block you'll have to eat it raw.

Have you taken the Detour yet?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes and I ended up in bed with the Reverend Green.

Are you ready to order?

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 09, 2012 10:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I was once but not to order and not ready but anyway and still, you know.


Do you get easily bored?

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I am not made of wood.

What were you doing dressed as a chicken on Hampstead Heath?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 8:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That was actually the heir to the Spon fortune trying to reach his leather omnibus without being seen, and having to use the only disguise to hand. You probably got confused by seeing him leave the novelty shop I'd entered earlier while searching for a pack of exploding cigars.

Speaking of which, care for a light?

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"I aim to misbehave."

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scradge!

I once had a semi-trained moth, that swam like a fish in Scotch Broth. To end his routine, he'd fart 'God Save the Queen'. Has anyone here got a cloth?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The moth ate it...



What does chicken taste like?

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2012 9:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Alligator.

Will we see you later?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only when you see me hanging out my trousers.

Can I squeeze your melons?

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Beam me Up Scotty

Send you're IP for a location check Sir!

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I am certainly NOT an IP.

Cbpialskesoo anyone?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No thanks I don't steam.

Does this bus go to Oldham?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

It never gets past Death Grange, Slaughter Hill.

Have you paid your rent?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 12:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't use rent boys, thank you!

Why are you ALWAYS talking about sex?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought it was a hot topic with cougars.

How do cougars feel about wolf whistles?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 7:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With rubber fingers.

Do you know you look quite ridiculous in that hat?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Skeorx-hide helmets never go out of style.

Don't you feel uncomfortable, and more than a little risible, in those stiletto heels?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert

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