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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I do the last turkey in the shop.

Have you seen a certain picture of a certain member of the Royal Family?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes and she hasn't changed in the 50 years of my awareness.


Did you mean member as in *****?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only when ***** is <><><> without any #####.

So will you remembe to dismember in December?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Here in the Cult, we never forget.


What would you do if you were a hot female baiter and had 2 equal suitors?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Keep them from ever meeting.

Do they know about each other?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They were farting sparks and crapping smoke!

Do you swing like a pendulum do?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if I am roller skating in a Buffalo herd.


Can you do waka do?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait A Knight Away is a lovely Youth Hostel in Middle Earth. Wealthy Allure Kissing Apart is the experience you get when you are not too late of course.


Now I can see it all and I'm asking you to wait. But is it too late?

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 8:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

3.15 at Clapham Junction. Bring a bucket and a pair of pliers.

Is Pierre O'Pliers the great French-Irish electrician?

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, he is the cousin of the President of Molvania.


How famous are you in your country?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

9

64 83 094 7878 and cough in a bucket?

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 10:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mayor Snorkums.

Gnorf, can you lap a pie-chain?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With a mess of chains.

Do you want 2 loose stools, a dead dog's schlong and a plate of wallaby stew for din-dins?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 28, 2012 9:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No thanks, I don't need any more furniture.

Why don't you tighten your stools?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 8:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ONe long bent thing with a sort of lump on the end.

Is someone going to fund the Arts Council to the tune of Beethoven's Fifth?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll take the Fifth, and buy a case.

Have you heard Beethoven's Fifth Motorcar?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It bangs and backfires a bit.

Have you ever banged and backfired a bit?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 31, 2012 6:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why would I do anything "a bit" if I can do more...


Did Yastreb mean Biethoffenyszshka Mashina Noomer 5?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A direct hit!

What do you get if you cross Denise Richards with a wet t shirt?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 9:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A call from her lawyer. Never cross Denise Richards.


Are you obsessed with celebrity?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, but my fans all over the world are.


Who has lied to the media that I am a cousin of the President of Molvania?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was only repeating what the press release said.

Is it true that the Defence Minister's son has a cloned twin brother?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

There are actually 10 new twin brothers and one of them has two heads. Obviously the Molvanian Army will have several new officers.


What job would you give to someone with 2 heads?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Looking both ways before crossing the street.


Why did the goat cross the street?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A lad was standing there and looking lonely.


Who had safaried him?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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