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N.O.R.A
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No, but I've heard that Western Union offices have lively and exciting multicultural atmosphere.


Is anyone worried about Yastreb and his family dynamics?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'm sure they're more worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at Heathrow.

What's wrong with a dynamic family anyway?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The fuse is often wet.

Is the rain downtown going to stop at my address?

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 10:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes, once they've built the dam.

Have you considered building a giant Ark?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only with planning permission.

Should you sell your car to a mongoose?

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if they pay in gold - a mongoose will always have a stash.

Didn't you know that moongooses are distantly related to leprechauns?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That is interesting to learn. I did know that leprechauns are related to elves and olms.


Do you love your relatives?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

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Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

By "love" you mean Lying Obsessed Vapid Expats then yeah everyone related to me is a lying obsessed vapid expat who should be sent back in the package where they belong. Therefore, I "love" my relatives.

Why did N.O.R.A ask such a personal question and not say Wallah?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The truth, you want the truth, you can't handle the truth!


If I had a hammer, would you marry me any way?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I don't top, I bottom all the time.

Can I bash your brains out with it? It won't hurt much, I promise™.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 2:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My wolf Thunderbolt stole the hammer from you while you were making that promise in italics with air quotes.

Why did you want N.O.R.A to mention Victor Walla?

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The wind is on low.

Do you want me to stab him in the neck with a fork?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

If you mean Yastreb, my answer is NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. No matter what you may assume, he loves me more than any Lad.


Does Yastreb love the Lads or do the Lads love me?

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"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Yes because it's teeny-weeny and made of paper!

Were you able to say BLUE when you read that?

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 9:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everything went ultra-violet for a moment there, which killed every vampire within five leagues.

Would a vampire bite Lord Elpus, and if so, who would suffer more?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2012 7:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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70 Rhubarb's when we only used to make do with 1.

Has the value of the British Rhubarb! been devalued to such an extent?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Once you pick it, it begins to decay. This is true with most things... they decay.



If you could compete in an Olympic event, what one would it be?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Archery - though I'd bet a year's supply of lembas that Humans would whinge that Elves have an unfair advantage, and our yew bows aren't up to Olympic standards; as if their "hi-tech" monstrosities would ever be of use in epic battle.

If you had the authority to veto a single Olympic sports event, what would it be?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 185
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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Lord L Puss
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gnome fingering and dwarf fancying.

What about tool waving?

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 8:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stop sending your tool waving pictures to me. They remind me of my roof which needs repairing.


Would you visit me and help with the roof?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 10:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'd need to attend a roofing course first. I hear there's a very highly regarded one held in Tahiti.

Would you pay for me to attend the course?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Money is being sent via Western Onion.

Later today Morrissey and the Gallagher brothers will be tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail. Do you want a ticket for this wonderful show?

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 7:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I already bought them all from a nice young man who approached me by email. Now he says the MTCN I sent him is wrong.


What shall I tell him?

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"I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]

"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]

Easter Egg 2011 Goat Goat [ Closed lad accounts + Mortar + Safari + Sand Timer ] x some

"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]

My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 2:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Take off all your clothes and get into that trunkbox right now, young man." Is what you should say.

Should I have my own advice column for all my helpful work to and for the lads.?

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YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Only if it can be thrown down a bumpy slide.

What's the point of it all?

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