"ASK YOUR FUYI ABOUT THIS": a Cammy chat

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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 1:19 am

Don't ask what a Fuyi is... and apologies for Cammy's lolspeak (plus profanity).

The Lad had been chopped and wasn't pleased.

Lad: HELLO
Lad: MADAM HOW ARE YOU DOING?
Lad: ARE YOU THERE MISS C4MILLE WH1TE
Lad: TALK TO ME
Lad: IT IS VERY URGENT MADAM
Lad: I DON'T THINK THAT YOU ARE THE REAL OWNER OF THAT ATM CARD
Cammy: WHAT TEH FUCK IZ IT NAO?
Lad: how are you doing?
Lad: I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
Cammy: RITE NOT SO GUD AS YR MAKING NO FUCKING SENSE
Lad: I TOLD YOU TO SEND THE MONEY TO CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Cammy: DONT CALL ME MADAM DO I LOOK LIKE I OWN A BORTHEL???
Lad: NOT JAMES B0SWEL
Lad: OK
Lad: SEE I DON'T KNOW THE JAMES BOSWEL
Cammy: SO Y DID YR MEASAGES SAY 2 SEND TEH MONIEZ 2 B0SWELL?
Cammy: IF U DONT KNOW HIM GUD Y TELL ME 2 PAY HIM TEH MONIEZ?
Lad: THE ONLY AGENT THAT WE HAVE IN OUR OFFICE IS CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Cammy: POOR BASTRADS GOT A FUNNY NAME
Lad: THESE PEOPLE ARE WITH YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD
Cammy: BULLSHIT
Cammy: MY PAASWROD IZ XTRA SECURE
Cammy: I TOLD U THAT
Lad: THEY WILL TRY TO YOUT ATM CARD PIN NUMBER ONCE I SEND IT TO YOU
Cammy: U SAID U DONT THING TEH ARM CARD IS MINE RITE?
Lad: NOW I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SEND THE NEEDED $100 TO CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Cammy: I SENT TEH MONIES WHERE U TOLD ME 2
Lad: NO IT JUST THAT AM WRITING TO YOU BUT NO RESPOND
Lad: WHO?
Cammy: U SAID SEND TEH MONIEZ 2 JAMES B0SWELL SO I DID
Lad: WHEN?
Cammy: IN YR MESAGES
Lad: WHEN DID YOU SEND THE MONEY TO HIM?
Lad: TALK TO ME WHEN DID YOU SEND THE MONEY TO HOM?
Cammy: R U TELLING ME U DONT BELEIVE ME TEHN?
Lad: YOU MADE MISTAKE BY SENDING THEM THE MONEY
Cammy: WHAT MISTEAK I SENT IT WERE U TOLD ME 2
Lad: NO
Cammy: ON THORSDAY
Lad: I TOLD YOU TO CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Lad: ON MY FIRST EMAIL TO YOU
Cammy: U SAID JAMES B0SWELL & THATS IT!
Lad: I TOLD YOU THAT AM NOT THE JAMES B0SWELL
Cammy: WHATS TEH MATTER DONT THEY PAY U ENUFF MONIEZ 4 YR WORK?
Lad: YOUR ATM CARD SUPOSED TO SEND TO YOU ON MONDAY BUT AM SORRY YOU WILL GET UNTIL YOU SEND THE MONEY TO CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Cammy: THIS IS YR FUCKING WAY 2 GET PAID MOAR RITE?
Lad: MR JMAES BOSWELL IS A SCAMMERS I DON'T KNOW HIM OR HEAR ABOUT HIM BEFORE
Cammy: IM GOING 2 SEND A COMPLINAT 2 YR BOSSES BOUT THIS
Lad: I DID NOT GET ANYTHING FROM YOU CANN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
Lad: HM
Cammy: U TOLD ME 2 SEND MONIEZ 2 SOMEONE ELSE & NAO U SAY U NEVER DID
Lad: SEE MR JAMES B0SWELL IS A CRIMINAL UNDERSTAND MY STATEMENT
Cammy: U R BOSWELL GOING 4 TEH DOUBLE DIP
Lad: THEY ARE WITH YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD
Lad: SEE I WILL NOT SEND THE ATM CARD UNTIL YOU SEND THE MONEY TO THE RIGHT PERSON
Lad: THEY TOLD YOU THAT THE MONEY IS $155 BUT I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL PAY ONLY $100
Cammy: NNOONE CAN GET MY PASSWROD I KNOW 4 A FACT, U DONT GER IT DO U?
Lad: THEY WILL ASK FRO IT AS YAHOO CUSTOMER CARE
Cammy: HUH?
Cammy: DONT GET U?
Lad: THEY WILL TOLD YOU THAT YOUR EMAIL WILL BE BLOCK IF YOU DON'T SEND YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD
Cammy: NOONE FALLZ 4 THAT 1 U FUCKWIT!
Lad: ONCE YOU FILL THE INFORMATION THEY WILL HAVE YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD AND MONITOR YOUR TRANSACTIONS
Cammy: IM BLONDE BUT IM NOT THAT STUPID! I TARSH ALL THOSE PHISING CRAP STRAIT AWAY
Lad: NOW WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO BECAUSE YOU DID NOT SEND MONEY TO ME?
Cammy: STOP WITH TEH BULLSHIT MR BOZWELL
Lad: AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH WHAT BULLSHIT
Lad: I AM NOT MR JAMES B0SWELL
Lad: I AM MR CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Lad: CAN I HAVE THE EMAIL ADDRESS THAT YOU SEND THE MTCN TO?
Cammy: U SAID U R DR ALFRED 0NYINYE SO NAO I KNOW YR FULL OV BULLSHIT
Cammy: MTCN WHATS THAT
Lad: DR ALFRED 0NYINYE IS MY DIRECTOR
Lad: THE MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER MTCN
Lad: I AM THE AGENT IN CHARGE FOR MONEY TRANSFERD
Cammy: DUNNO WHAT YR TLKING BOUT, NEVCER HEARD OF TEH MTCN
Lad: I THOUGHT YOU SEND THE MONEY
Lad: REFERENCE NUMBER
Cammy: I DI BUT I DUNNO WHAT MTCN IS
Lad: THE REFERENCE NUMBER OF THE TRANSFER
Lad: WILL YOU PLEASE ATTACHED THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ME
Cammy: IF U WANT BUT I DONT HAVE A SCANER NAO
Lad: DID YOU GIVE ANY NUMBER TO MR JAMES B0SWELL
Cammy: NO, Y SHUD U NEED IT?
Lad: OK
Lad: WHERE DID YOU SEND THE MONEY TO?
Lad: I MEAN DID YOU SEND IT THROUGHWESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM?
Cammy: MONYEGRAM
Lad: DID YOU SEND THEM THE REFERENCE NUMBER OF MONEY GRAM
Cammy: BUT U KNOW THAT
Cammy: Y WUD I DO THAT
Lad: IF YOU DON'T GIVE THEM THE NUMBER GO TO THE MONEY GRAM OFFICE AND CHANGE THE NAME TO CHUKWUMA UWASAMANYA
Lad: I MEAN RECEIVER NAME TO CHUKWUMA UWASAMANYA
Cammy: ITS 2200 HERE SO I CANT DO THAT ANYWAY I CHECNED IT WAS PICKED UP
Lad: DID YOU WANT TO GET YOUR CARD ON MONDAY?
Cammy: BUT U KNEW THAT DIDNT U?
Lad: I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE I KEEP ON EMAILING YOU NOT TO SEND THE MONEY TO MR JAMES B0SWELL
Cammy: ONLY AFTER U KNEW ID PAID TEH MONIEZ 2 BOSWELL, NICE ONE U DOGFUCKING PIMP MAGGOT
Lad: YOU HAVE TOSEND THE $100 TO US IF YOU WANT YOUR ATM CARD ON MONDAY UNLESS YOU DON'T
Cammy: I DONT THINK U GOT ANY FUCKING CARD U JUST WANT $100 MOAR
Lad: NO
Cammy: YR A SCAMMER RITE?
Lad: YOU TOLD ME THAT THE CARD BELONG TO YOUR BROTHER
Lad: AND WE HAVE ARRESTED MR JUDY BETSY FOR CLAIMING YOUR BROTHER ATM CARD
Cammy: HE SAID HE WANTED ME 2 RECIVE TEH CARD HERE & I SIAD IT WAS WRONG COS TEH GOVT PROVIDES TEH CARDS 4 ANZACS NOT TEH FORGEINERS
Cammy: Y WERE U SENDING HIM TEH CARD?
Lad: THE LAST TIME HE CALL ME
Cammy: NO WAI HE CALLED U!
Lad: I SUPOSED TO SEND THE MONEY INTO HIS ACCOUNT BUT THE AMOUNT IS TOO LARGE SO I DIVERT THE MONEY INTO ATM CARD FOR EASY AND SECURITY PURPOSED
Cammy: NOONE GETS 2 SPEAK 2 OUR GUYZ IN TEH MEAO CEPT NOKZ & U AINT 1.
Lad: I TOLD YOU THAT THE ATM CARD WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY ON MONDAY BUT YOU ARE FUCKING UP
Cammy: U R A LIAR COZ U CUD NOT SPEAK 2 ROSCOE EVAH!
Lad: HUH
Cammy: LIKE I SAID ONLY NOK SPEAK TO ANZACS IN TEH MEAO
Lad: I WILL NOT BEGGED YOU TO SEND THE $100 TO CHUKWUMA UWASAMANYA BECAUSE YOU ARE NOY WITH YOUR SENSE
Lad: SCAMMER ARE HOLD YOU TIGHTWITH THEIR STORIES
Cammy: U WUD KNOW THAT COS U R TEH SCAMMER HERE
Lad: OH I SEE
Cammy: SHAME I DIDNT SPIT IT B4 BUT NAO I KNOW
Lad: MR JAMES WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE WITH SCAM STORIES MARK MY WORDS
Cammy: U GET NOTHING MOAR FORM ME U BUTTFUCKER
Cammy: U R MR BOSWELL
Lad: I THANK GOD THAT I DID NOT GET ANYTHING FROM YOU
Cammy: TEH SHEEPLE GOD? U R TEH LOOSER IF U PREY 2 TEH SHEEPLE GOD
Lad: ASK YOUR FUYI ABOUT THIS
Cammy: WTF U ON BOUT U DUMBASS FUCK
Lad: YOU SEE YOU HAVE FALL FOR SCAMMERS
Lad: THINK TWICE MY DEAR C4MILLE WHITE
Lad: IF I AM WHO YOU SAID THAT I AM HOW CAN I CALLED MY SELF SCAMMER
Cammy: COS U R TRYING 2 PUT 1 OVER ME AGANE
Lad: NO
Cammy: WONT WORK THIS TIME DOGFUCKER
Lad: IF MR JAMES B0SWELL EMAIL YOU ASK HIM TO GIVE YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER
Cammy: U CAN ALWAYS GET TEH 2ND PHONE SO NOT EVEN GUD TRY
Lad: HERE IS MY NUMBER… YOU WILL CONFIRM BY YOURSELF
Cammy: COFRIM WHAT
Lad: THAT I AM NOT MR JAMES B0SWELL
Cammy: U WUD LIE 2 ME OF COARSE
Lad: CAN I HAVE THE EMAIL ADDRESS OF THAT MR JAMES B0SWELL THAT YOU SEND MONEY TO
Lad: HONESTLY I AM TELLING YOU THE TRUTH
Lad: BY MONDAY YOU WILL BELIEVE THIS THAT AM TELLING YOU HERE
Cammy: WTF IS TEH CRAP BOUT TEH EMAIL ADRESS COS I DIDNT WRITE 2 BOSWELL
Cammy: ANYWAY HE IZ U REMEMBER
Lad: PLEASE CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR
Cammy: Y WUD I DO THAT
Lad: I WANT TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
Cammy: MY PASSWORD IS UNCARKABLE
Lad: PLEASE DO CHANGE FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Cammy: Y WUD A SCAMER LIEK U TELL ME TO DO THAT?
Lad: I AM TRYING TO PROTECT YOU
Lad: AM NOT A SCAMMER
Lad: CAN I SCAMMER ADVICE TO PROTECT YOURSELF?
Lad: JUST THINK
Cammy: U STOLE MY MONIEZ & NOW U SAY U R NOT TEH SCAMMER
Cammy: U R JUST TRYING TEH SOFT SOAP NAO
Lad: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE PERSON YOU SEND THE MONEY TO?
Cammy: WHO ELSE WUD U BE?
Lad: I AM CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4
Cammy: I MEAN WHO ELSE WUD U BE BUT TEH SCAMMER
Lad: I AM HONEST AND TRUTHFUL MAN
Lad: I DON'T LIKE TO CHEAT ON PERSON
Cammy: U JUST STEAL MY MONIEZ
Lad: JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO DELIVER YOUR ATM CARD
Cammy: I DONT THHINK THERE IS ANY CARD
Lad: THERE IS
Lad: JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO DELIVER THE CARD AND YOU WILL KNOW WHAT AM TELLING YOU
Cammy: OK U PROVE IT
Cammy: BUT U WANT TEH MONIEZ 1ST & I DONT TURST U NAO
Lad: TRUST ME I AM REAL MAN
Cammy: NOT GUD ENUFF
Lad: I SWEAR WITH MY LIFE TO THE ORACLE OF MY KINGDOM AND AND YOUR KINGDOM
Lad: GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THE KIND OF HUMAN BEING I AM
Lad: ARE YOU STILL THERE?
Lad: TRY AND SEND THE $100 TO CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4 SO THAT YOU WILL GET YOUR CARD ON MONDAY
Lad: TALK TO ME C4MILLE WHITE
Lad: HERE IS THE INFORMATION TO SEND THE $100
Lad: RECEIVER NAME -----CHUKWUM4 UWASAMANY4 LOCATION CITY------Cotonou COUNTRY-----------Benin Republic TEXT QUESTION-----WHAT COLOR? ANSWER-----------YELLOW AMOUNT-----------$100.00 Only MTCN ----------- Senders Name; ------ PLEASE DON'T FAIL TO SEND THE FEE
Cammy: WHAT TEH FUCK IS TEH ORACLE?
Cammy: U WACTHED TEH MATRIX AGAIN DIDNT U?