Hit Lad

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:36 am

Have at em:

hello my name is killer demon am from china i've no other job than to kill to survive...you have been betrayed by some one

very very close to you .I have been paid to kill you. I don't know what your offenses might be and i don't care to know..
but the person wants you dead and right now your life is in my hands.. If You want to live then make an offer, and right now

you have just 78hours to live after that me and my men shall come

for your life and mark my word we shall not spare you.. And as am writing this mail to you my men are surrounding your house
right now watching you and if you do anything stupid by going to the police or any force then you shall receive a

gun short from us.. but i can help you if you will pay me double of what i have been paid... then i can tell you who

wants you dead..but that will be after you have paid to save your life..your life is in your hands now.

This is to Warn you that you must keep this as very confidential as possible the moment we find out that this information
is been revealed then we shall take your life without any pity, right now let me inform you that your enemy is very close to you
as i'm sending this mail to you now.....remember do not tell anybody if i tell you who wants you dead... as soon as you tell anyone
then the information will spread and you will be dead.

you can contact me on this email( [email protected]

KILLER DEMON.

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:49 am

It's been a while since I dealt with a hitlad. Should be fun to do again Smile

I'm on it!

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:21 pm

Hitlad has been hit by my three normal hitlad characters.

1) semi-cooperative character
2) other assassin
3) other lad (de-education)

Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 3:15 pm

I went for:

1 - Normal Joe wanting to enlist in his Squard
2 - 81 year old veteran
3 - 17 year old boy. I have bartered my way down to $97

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:33 am

He IS funny. And annoyed Smile

Quote:

will ask my men to come over to you and shot you one or two bullets

yeah, that'll teach me a lesson Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:16 am

Quote:

Who on earth dosnt know western union? Okay follow our instruction

He is being rather patient with me....

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:25 am

I've had almost the same reaction:

Quote:

You live in America and you dont know western union? okay ask around and you will be directed. or walk into your bank and ask them for western union

He must be getting tired of all those people who have never heard of this new modern thing called "Western Bank of the Union" Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:30 pm

He's getting fed up....

Quote:

Dont make us hurt you, you are getting on our nerves

What a coincidence! That was exactly what I wanted to happen Smile

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 2:54 pm

Quote:

To save your life, you have one more chance. and dont forget we dont collect cash from people, so here is a western union link which can help you find a nearest outlet nearer to you, then when you dare revert to us with another excuses then lets see who dies.

More helpful by the minute!

Mod edit to fix broken quote tag - JF

Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:00 pm

I am about to leave the house (very frightened of course) to go to the Rite-Aid that has a WU.
Obviously I will get lost and will send him an email telling him so. I wonder if he will help me out again Wink

Hitlads are a good way to make an otherwise boring working day worthwile Smile

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:19 am

This guy is fun Laughing

After several emails back and forth trying to explain what a WU is, I've finally sent the payment, and included the MTCN number. However, I didn't feel the need to give my name or country, since I'm sure he already has it.... well, he must, right? How else could he have found me Twisted Evil

Quote:

Do not play with us we know who you are and we are ready to execute you in minutes. We need to confirm your identity so we dont make mistake and kill you anyway

... how thoughtful of him. A hitman who keeps accurate records. I sure hope all of his men are comfortable camping out in the rain only minutes from my house.

Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:36 am

Quote:

Now we will show you we are more smarter than you are.

Uh Oh!

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 9:23 am

He seems to be gone now.. Emails bounce Sad

Too bad, it was a lot of fun...

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 12:28 pm

Yah, been bouncing back for 2 days now. Too bad, he was pretty easy to get all riled up. I saw the chance for several siggy lines, but alas, he's gone too soon.

Is it possible he went and buried his head in a hole? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:09 pm

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2012/06/22/spam-email-of-the-week/

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:22 pm

LOL
Yep, that's our guy.

I think someone deaded him, to use his own phrase Smile