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 ZORK! For the old time gamers

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I just found this link to an online version of Zork.
I played this game on an Apple ][ back in the 80's.

I was never as affluent as some of my friends, but it certainly steered me towards the 'text' based style of adventure games, as opposed to the 'graphic' versions.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I always sucked at text based games.


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Oh, no! You walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wtf, all I can do is walk around the woods and climb a tree. TOO MUCH FUN.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

It doesn't understand anything I type. I guess you can't go on a quest for lesbians in this game.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I didn't get very far either.

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> knock on the door and ask if they want to buy any over priced tea towels or cleaning products.


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I don't understand that.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Was his a book? I think I read this a long time ago.. Finally crawled through the window no lesbians very disappointed.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Played the hell out of Zork and associated games on my Commodore64.I had gotten addicted to them before that,when I found the original Colossal Cave Adventure on the school computer one semester.Damn near failed the semester and went through huge amounts of tractor feed paper.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 3:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dork wrote:
> wield grenade launcher

I don't understand that.

What kind of video game is this anyway.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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run down road

You can't go that way.

> go to the bar

Well, FOO, BAR, and BLETCH to you too!


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Laughing
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I don't understand that.

> shout

AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

> lol

Ok, but just this once.



Programme with sense of humour? Who'd have thought? Wink

@ Bravo - how the hell did you find a window?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok now I'm in some freaking cave under the house where NOTHING HAPPENS. Razz When can I "get ye alqohol"?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
> jump

Are you enjoying yourself?
Laughing

I now seem to be lost in the forest

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just fought and killed a troll. I checked it was male and hetero so I'm still on a quest for my lesbians.

@Cougar just keep trying directions. Eventually you will find the back of the house with the window. Also there is an egg in the tree in the forest path that must be important.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Yup, got the jewelled egg, found the locked grating and am currently teetering on the edge of a big canyon. (Which it tells me I can climb down, but then doesn't understand 'climb down' - sheesh!) Just couldn't find the window!

I'm going to start over and do it properly - feel a session coming on this weekend. Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I also got the jewelled egg. I tried attacking a grating with it afterwards, which the game commented on:

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I've known strange people, but attacking a grating?


I was hoping for a response like this

EDIT: In the house you start at, there's a grue upstairs. Trying to attack it gives:

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I've known strange people, but attacking a lurking grue?


point taken.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Be careful people-I can assure you that a good text based game can be very addictive.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Too late!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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please tell me more


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I don't understand that.


Maybe it's worth it sending a lad there...

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ok fello Zorks. I saved my game last time and logged in today thinking it would start me at my last save point but I'm back to the beginning Twisted Evil Do you start all over everytime?


Edit: I tried that new thing the kids are doing called "google" you type "restore" in case anyone else is as stupid as me.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Didn't you read the leaflet in the mailbox? Laughing

J/K, I'd have done the same so glad you said something!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 7:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think I need to start over anyway I am completely lost in temples narrow passageways or circular rooms.

Hey I noticed it will show the usernames of other players if your in the same spot. I'm onluv dont cross me or I may shank you with my elvian blade (unless your female then I'll turn off my lantern).

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