Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Location: the woods
Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:41 am
Dear Eater community:
I have lost my dear Mentor. He goes by the name of Paranoid.
He has a ownership tattoo on his left buttock that reads "Flea bitten".
Last seen drunk and ambling haphazardly down a Las Vegas alley.
He has been neutered and has a current shots record.
Except for syphilis, which is a case of shutting the barn door after the horse is out.
He is most likely hungry and in need of a swift kick to the ass. Please feed him and administer said kick.
Be careful!! Do not give him alcohol no matter how much he sits up and begs.
He can and will bite.
Please bring him home to us as we have gotten used to his smell.
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Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:52 am
Patience young whippersnapper. Paranoid will pop up again as eater is the only institution that accepts him, and he thinks that his only friends are here.
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Sun Jun 03, 2012 12:39 pm
I am nowhere near Vegas but I would bet dollars to donuts he is the one that left this dog on my porch. I am going to file a suit for puppy support.
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Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:31 pm
ParaNoid acts out occasionally and as his mentee you just have to put up with it.
I know --> ParaNoid was my mentor too.
He is, however, very easy and I only had to answer one question to be graduated!!!!
Fortunately, I had a back up mentor for those days and weeks ParaNoid would disappear.
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