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Justcold
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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

May 10 2012
To: 419Eater
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Greetings!

I am Justcold, I am sure you know me since I am a premium member. I have enjoyed my stay so far
and extend to you my hearty congratulations on a somewhat well run site. Thirty dollars
(American mind you....not some fly by night country like Australia) is a quite ambitious sum to solicit
to have a room in the premium quarters, but I paid it and will live by my decision.

The reason for this note is about the Cherrie Mentoring Program. Paranoid is my Mentor and is doing a great job, when he can be bothered.
I am writing to acquire a purchase order number...also known as a P.O. Paranoid has explained to me that this is how I will be reimbursed for the usual "Mentee" fees.
I understand our endeavor is an unusual one and some "purchases" are a bit unorthodox. So I have prepared a list of charges that I have paid for my Mentor.

1) Two cases of Glenlivet XXV.....$4,080.00

2) Viagra 120 tablets...100mg.....$2,672.43

3) Three Prostitutes for the "Safari".....$2,875.00

4) One Goat.....$125.00

5) Premium Cable.....$185.00 monthly recurring charge

6) Heroin (medical grade) for new "Modality"...supplied by "Slim".....$300.00 daily.

Thank you for your swift response as this 100% Risky Free program is quickly depleting my funds.

Respectfully,

Justcold

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

JustCold,

I can hold you hand while you whine. Want to learn how to site kill? I am also prone to umm, what's that word, oh yeah, insomnia. Razz

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Whine? Madam, I am just applying for the benefits that all mentees are eligible for.

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I've got room in the garage for the goat. Come on, let it go, no, seriously, give me the leash. ><

And the Glenlivit? You totally overpaid, but I'm sure there's room in the corner there.

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@TheFae.. you realize that this Glenlivet was proofed in the ancient cellars of Northwest 41st street Okc, Ok. It matured in a cellar for like six months..seriously.

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 10:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

1.00 AUD = 1.00215 USD

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Paranoids rates look quite reasonable.You should see what SOOI charges Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 6:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Question: did the prostitutes enjoy the goat? And how did you get the goat to eat the viagra?

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PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I really think a goat would accept a lesser grade of Scotch.Though it all tastes like someone burned perfectly good whiskey. Laughing

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Obey your mentor.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My advice is getting paid in empty beer cans. Maybe you can get a discount if you pay cash.

(That'll be two more cans please)
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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

:yikes: :yikes: ParaNoid* charges for mentoring! Holy Toledo!

In that case, I need to send a bill to my graduated mentee!! (and he knows who he is). He will "soonest" be getting his invoice for his post-grad work!

(ParaNoid was my mentor so I blame all my mis-steps on him)

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^He says things used in the program are reimbursed from Rover, but I am still waiting on a PO from him.

Paranoid just emailed me his latest list of things needed for a new bait.....


Iridium 9505A with unlimited call time. (You don't want to know what that costs)

Five pounds
Iranian Sevruga 000 Caviar (seems pricey for fish eggs...but Rover's paying for it)

New AC unit (He has to be comfortable to do his best baiting)

Three Eskimo prostitutes (Every bait seems to have them)

Two week cruise (I don't get to go Sad )

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't be too upset about missing the cruise, this is where he's going:

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Three Eskimo prostitutes (Every bait seems to have them)

Eskimos, or prossies?

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 11:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^If that is where he is going, he still seems to have a good time..I received this from him this morning.

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The greeting was "Hey Mentee...up the limit on the credit card you ass!" Paranoid does love to joke.

Eskimo Prostitute... Very Happy

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't worry Morgain, I cut out the middle <strike>man</strike> lady and I am charging your mentee the fees. I knew you were not able to pay, so I started a MLM Mentee program.

Embarassed Did I just say that out loud? Embarassed



@Justcold, Now everyone will want a piece of me...

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
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heathenistic 'forn muck is spelt with an 'e'.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 11:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ As far as I'm concerned, Whisk(e)y comes from either Scotland or Ireland, and so far I prefer the Irish. Admittedly there are still a lot of varieties for me to try...

@Noid - I'm starting to think I should be charging you for looking after my tail. Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

ParaNoid wrote:
Don't worry Morgain, I cut out the middle <strike>man</strike> lady and I am charging your mentee the fees. I knew you were not able to pay, so I started a MLM Mentee program.

Embarassed Did I just say that out loud? Embarassed



I hope my mentee is listening that such a thing was authorized. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
In that case, I need to send a bill to my graduated mentee!! (and he knows who he is). He will "soonest" be getting his invoice for his post-grad work!

(ParaNoid was my mentor so I blame all my mis-steps on him)



Just remember the shit falls uphill in this case. I blame Morgain, Morgain blames Paranoid.

(Oh Gawd, Does that mean I have to pay double? Does the term Ponzi mean anything?)
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 9:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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4) One Goat.....$125.00



Geez does Noid make you get one of those fancy fainting goats? Or a Nigerian dwarf goat? Goats are about $25 here.

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^It had to be veeeeeeeery submissive... Shocked

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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

1 US dollar = 1.0189 Australian dollars (Fly by night...) Razz

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