This Lad doth protest way too much!

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Get a long letter from the FBI and get told they spent 7 months in meetings to give me my ATM card, of course. It originally cost $420 to send it to my by UPS, but they're giving me a discount price of only $135.

I replied with this very simple question and nothing more:

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Hello

Please, why does it cost 135$ to mail something so small like a credit card??
Please answer asap!

Thanks

This released a torrent of indignation from Mr. Mandy, of the "Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division".

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I want you to know that the $135 that you are about to pay is for the delivery of your ATM Card via UPS.

I would like to say that i do appreciate the fact that you can confide in me and pour out your fears. But i must tell you that i have not put my hand in any scam , and this is real and legitimate, i know their are a lot of scams on the internet.

Yes it's true that the world is a global place that people would easily go and scam people most especially on the net because the internet is the easiest way to reach to people and making them believe that the transaction they are offering is real. Therefore i must say that you deemed it fit and did right for explaining all to me in details so that you won't misunderstood the whole issue.

I need you to know that I'm a man of dignity and keeps to my word. It's therefore an insult on my face and on me as a person for you to have thought that i belong to those importers, though i saw your reasons.

By the virtual of a man's word, you could tell who is geniue and not.Though have been involved in such like this does not mean that when you see a legit one you can't tell it's really. God our creator has different ways of restoring all our wasted years and this is the restoration that the lord has ordained for you. A little preaching is always a good thing.

Furthermore, i would want you to know that there is scam in the globe and i would advice you to be careful with the kind of emails you reply to so that you won't be a victim of circumstance anymore . it's my duty to protect your interest and also advice you on legal matters on how to go about it. I promise you will be revived Does he think I may be unconscious? and regain all that you've ever dreamt of at the end.

You must also know that you will be surprised that the delivery will be made to you as soon as you make the payment and at that point and level of success, you will live to remain grateful to me, I want you to have your mind rest .

Also i want you to know and believe that this is not and will never be a fake because i have to make it known to you that I'm an insider . I would make known to you that i have a good job that is paying me well than going around to scam people of their peanuts. For these reasons, i have my personality, my work and family to protect also i want you to know that my good name is better than riches.

Best Regards
Mr. Scott Mandy.

Geeze, I was just asking why the shipping fee was so high! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:39 am

^

Some great quotes there Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 9:59 am

Damn those importers, going around and ruining it for all legit people that just wanna send money away.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I find it funny that I never hinted at any scams, but he uses the word at least 4 times. Hopefully his next email will reassure me! Very Happy

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 4:57 pm

I notice that he did not answer your question. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

^^ Well, now he has...sorta.

I replied:

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I dont' know what you're talking about "scam" and i'm sure you are a very respectable man. I can tell becuae you write so good

. i just asked why it cost so much to send a credit card when weighs almsot like nothing.

of course I wold like the card but I'm just scared because I dont' have 135$ right now. I have only $60 until payday next Friday.

Please tell me what to do.

Mr. Mandy's tone has certainly changed: (BTW, I never knew the FBI had an ATM card payment division!)

Quote:

From: Mr. Scott Mandy
Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:

Thank you for your understanding in this matter, and also the delivery cost $135 because it an international delivery and it a first class delivery that is why.

i dont know if you can come up with $100 right now so that i can try my best too and come up with the balance of the money for you, because i want you to get the ATM Card to leave the delivery company this week so that before next week it will be deliver to your home address.

And also i want you to get back to me with the following information so that we could register your ATM Card with the delivery company.

You are advised to contact him with the informations as stated below:

1) Your full Name:
2) Home/Cell Phone:
3) Occupation:
4) Age:
5) Sex:
6) Home Address:

So let me know if you could be able to get the $100 so that i can inform the delivery company about your own package so that they could add it with the next delivery package.

We expect your feedback as soon as possible.

Thanks and remain blessed.

Sincerely,

Mr. Scott Mandy.

Director- General, ATM Card Payment.

Such a nice man. I only have $60 to live on for a week and he tells me to send it to him.

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 11:20 pm

^Not only that, but he needs you to go hustle up another $40. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 1:49 am

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I would make known to you that i have a good job that is paying me well than going around to scam people of their peanuts.

I want to know more about this. Perhaps you could send him peanuts instead of $$$? Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

^Maybe if they're those fancy honey roasted ones!

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 9:16 am

You could offer to send him 135 peanuts if they will do!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

For anyone who is still tempted to feel one twinge of remorse for causing misery to the lads, here's what I replied, making my situation perfectly clear:

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Dear mr. scott

sorry to be slow to answer but I have borrowed some money to send. so far i have got 80$. would that be okay?
are you going to send me the card very fast?? because if I send you the $80 that means I can't buy food for this week and I need it.
please let me know the answer. I am a widow who works housekeeping and this card would truly be a godsend for me.

Bless you and plse answer ASAP
thank you
Mrs.Dyck

Apparently my dire financial situation doesn't impress Mr.Mandy:

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Thank you for your urgent response to my email.

Like you said that you have borrowed $80.00 i would say that is good but i still want you to try and see if you could make it $100.00 but if you are unable to make it $100.00 you could send the $80.00 as you have it with you now.
So as soon as we got the money down here we are going to give you a tracking number to track down your ATM Card before it get to your home address and that will get to your house within the nest 24hrs after the confirmation of your payment.

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