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 MAY IS SCURVY AWARENESS MONTH

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Klaasvaak
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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SAY NO TO SCURVY

put this in your sig if you are against scurvy.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who let you out? I'll have the nurse increase your dosage of Amisulpride from 700 to 800 mg a day.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 1:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I suck lemons everyday, I have so much NO scurvy it's scary!!

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ That is not good for the enamel on your teeth.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

But if we get rid of it, we can't use it for insults:

You scurvy knave!
Avast there, ye scurvy dog!

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cougar wrote:
But if we get rid of it, we can't use it for insults:

You scurvy knave!
Avast there, ye scurvy dog!

etc


So we need an alternative. How about halitosis?

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

God bless you

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Screw Scurvy!!!

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 7:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Why do I have a sudden urge to go buy some anti monkey butt powder? Something is not right about this thread!

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do you have uncontrollable itches???

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I can't believe all this joking around. THIS IS A SERIOUS THREAD - you can see that now by the fact that I just used "all caps" and bolded it, right? Klaasvaak has taken time out of his busy day to let us know about an important issue, please show some respect. It's not all about goats and wheelie bins... Wink

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wheelie Bins?

If a baiter can get a scammer to crawl in to a wheelie bin and show that he is sucking on a lemon, I will fund a premium membership, or a copy of Shiver's book. (The book BTW is pristine condition - never opened. I have several copies I won in an auction)

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

people please.. this is important

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Morgain Le Fay wrote:
The book BTW is pristine condition - never opened


Try finding one that has been opened...... Razz

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Klaasvaak wrote:
people please.. this is important


You win.

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 10:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Badgerbait wrote:
Do you have uncontrollable itches???
Surely, but at times they are in questionable places!


Sorry Klaas! I'll leave your thread alone now!

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 11:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I will be the toothless poster boy for all who has no scurvy!!

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 7:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I couldn't resist.

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 11:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Me neither.

Apologies Klaasvaak. Your wish is our, um... suggestion?

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 2:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

this is serious...

Grab a lime.

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What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 2:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Further reading:

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PostPosted: Sat May 05, 2012 5:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Finally someone realized that it is Limes that cures scurvy.


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ARTIST: Harry Nilsson
TITLE: Coconut
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Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

Now let me get this straight
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Now let me get this straight

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say

Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take, I say
Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x)
Doctor, you're such a silly woman

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'

Yes, you call me in the morning
If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do {repeat to fade}

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

How goes the fight? Are we scurvy free?

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

<<<<<<

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Btw, lime isn't the cure for scurvy. It is the cure for AIDS, at least according to one of my quack lads, along with some herbs and other things.

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PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Are we scurvy free?


I don't know about you, Justcold, but I am. Smile

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