There's Something About Ferdinand; a Cammy chat

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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:06 pm

Ferdinand Green's epic fail in scamming Cammy will be written up in due course... In the meantime, here's the chat, with no comments from me!

(Except... it's a Cammy chat; expect profanity!)

Quote:

Lad: hello
Cammy: Whut?
Lad: mr nicolas call me
Cammy: He did?
Cammy: He wasn't calling you; he was calling some banker guy. And his name is Nicolae.
Lad: yes
Cammy: And?
Lad: nicolae is your friend??
Lad: is it your brother
Lad: i mean nicoliae
Cammy: My brother is Roscoe. Nicolae is my boyfriend. Why do you ask that?
Lad: give me is number
Cammy: I sent it to you in my email.
Lad: is he there with you??
Lad: he just call me right now
Cammy: He rang you before, right? Did you get anywhere?
Lad: yes
Cammy: He doesn't seem too happy.
Lad: i speak to him right now
Cammy: Can't you tell me on email?
Lad: in here??
Cammy: I really want to know who this supposed partner is!
Cammy: And no, in email, you putz!
Lad: yes
Lad: some one came to my office and said that is a partner to nicolae
Lad: ???
Cammy: Who was that?
Lad: is that true
Lad: is a man from thailand
Cammy: Then that man is a fucking liar.
Cammy: Neither of us has anything to do with Thailand.
Lad: did you have bank account
Lad: ??
Lad: so that we transfer the money bank to bank
Cammy: What do you mean, "did"?
Lad: your bank account
Cammy: Forget that for now! Why are you sending me money?
Cammy: Nicolae couldn't understand you.
Lad: call your boyfriend to come to you there
Lad: call nicolae now
Cammy: You tell me.
Cammy: Fuck that! You tell me!
Lad: i have speak to nicolae
Lad: tell him am online now
Cammy: And he couldn't understand you. Talk to me right now.
Cammy: Why will you only communicate wth a man?
Lad: he understand me now
Lad: tell him am online now
Cammy: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! TALK TO ME!
Lad: i will give you my number call me ..ok
Cammy: I can't call you. I'm hearing impaired.
Lad: you are next of kin to this money that is why we want you to receives this money
Cammy: Who died?
Lad: your mother
Lad: your mother have fund in ghana before she died
Cammy: That was 22 years ago, and she never owned any money.
Cammy: This is some fucking joke. My father never let her earn a cent.
Lad: is not owning some one
Lad: she have fund in africa
Cammy: No she didn't.
Lad: how can i lie to you
Cammy: She was a battered housewife who owned nothing.
Lad: i have never lie before.....ok
Cammy: So you are lying now?.
Lad: i said your mother have gold
Cammy: And I tell you that she didn't.
Lad: are you taking cokine
Lad: kokin
Cammy: Huh?
Cammy: What the fuck is cokine?
Lad: your brain crash
Cammy: I know that my mother had nothing in Africa,
Lad: you are taking fuking cokin
Cammy: You're off your head if you think I could believe otherwise.
Lad: she did
Cammy: Why are you chucking a wobbly?
Lad: tell your boyfriend to call me
Cammy: No, it's too late now.
Lad: do it now
Lad: i speak with your boyfriend right noe
Cammy: Yes, and he looked fucking furious! We're going to bed now.
Lad: try tommorow

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Lad: hello
Lad: how are you doing today???
Cammy: Fine, as it happens.
Cammy: What did you want to try today?
Lad: tell your boy friend to call me
Cammy: Why?
Cammy: Why don't you call him? I gave you the number.
Cammy: Are you ignoring me because I'm a woman?
Lad: tell him now
Cammy: You call him.
Lad: the money is ready now
Cammy: If you want to speak to Nicolae, call him. I mean it!
Cammy: Nicolae just called you. Call him back if you want to talk - or you can talk to me.
Cammy: It's up to you now.
Lad: tell nicolae to come me right now
Lad: some one is here now saying that the money is own
Cammy: Just call him if it's so fucking important!
Lad: hello
Cammy: Whut?
Lad: mr nicolas call me
Cammy: He did?
Cammy: He wasn't calling you; he was calling some banker guy.
Cammy: And his name is Nicolae.
Lad: yes
Cammy: And?
Lad: nicolae is your friend??
Lad: is it your brother
Lad: i mean nicoliae
Cammy: My brother is Roscoe. Nicolae is my boyfriend.
Cammy: Why do you ask that?
Lad: give me is number
Cammy: I sent it to you in my email.
Lad: is he there with you??
Lad: he just call me right now
Cammy: He rang you before, right? Did you get anywhere?
Lad: yes
Cammy: He doesn't seem too happy.
Lad: i speak to him right now
Cammy: Can't you tell me on email?
Lad: in here??
Cammy: I really want to know who this supposed partner is!
Cammy: And no, in email, you putz!
Lad: yes
Lad: some one came to my office and said that is a partner to nicolae
Lad: ???
Cammy: Who was that?
Lad: is that true
Lad: is a man from thailand
Cammy: Then that man is a fucking liar.
Cammy: Neither of us has anything to do with Thailand.
Lad: did you have bank account
Lad: ??
Lad: so that we transfer the money bank to bank
Cammy: What do you mean, "did"?
Lad: your bank account
Cammy: Forget that for now! Why are you sending me money? Nicolae couldn't understand you.
Lad: call your boyfriend to come to you there
Lad: call nicolae now
Cammy: You tell me.
Cammy: Fuck that! You tell me!
Lad: i have speak to nicolae
Lad: tell him am online now
Cammy: And he couldn't understand you. Talk to me right now.
Cammy: Why will you only communicate wth a man?
Lad: he understand me now
Lad: tell him am online now
Cammy: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! TALK TO ME!
Lad: i will give you my number call me ..ok
Cammy: I can't call you. I'm hearing impaired.
Lad: you are next of kin to this money that is why we want you to receives this money
Cammy: Who died?
Lad: your mother
Lad: your mother have fund in ghana before she died
Cammy: That was 22 years ago, and she never owned any money. This is some fucking joke. My father never let her earn a cent.
Lad: is not owning some one
Lad: she have fund in africa
Cammy: No she didn't.
Lad: how can i lie to you
Cammy: She was a battered housewife who owned nothing.
Lad: i have never lie before.....ok
Cammy: So you are lying now?.
Lad: i said your mother have gold
Cammy: And I tell you that she didn't.
Lad: are you taking cokine
Lad: kokin
Cammy: Huh?
Cammy: What the fuck is cokine?
Lad: your brain crash
Cammy: I know that my mother had nothing in Africa,
Lad: you are taking fuking cokin
Cammy: You're off your head if you think I could believe otherwise.
Lad: she did
Cammy: Why are you chucking a wobbly?
Lad: tell your boyfriend to call me
Cammy: No, it's too late now.
Lad: do it now
Lad: i speak with your boyfriend right noe
Cammy: Yes, and he looked fucking furious! We're going to bed now.
Lad: try tommorow

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Lad: hello
Lad: how are you doing today???
Cammy: Fine, as it happens.
Cammy: What did you want to try today?
Lad: tell your boy friend to call me
Cammy: Why?
Cammy: Why don't you call him? I gave you the number.
Cammy: Are you ignoring me because I'm a woman?
Lad: tell him now
Cammy: You call him.
Lad: the money is ready now
Cammy: If you want to speak to Nicolae, call him. I mean it!
Cammy: Nicolae just called you. Call him back if you want to talk - or you can talk to me. It's up to you now.
Lad: tell nicolae to come me right now
Lad: some one is here now saying that the money is own
Cammy: Just call him if it's so fucking important!
Lad: he said that is the owner of this money
Cammy: And is this person the same one I told you yesterday is a fucking liar?
Lad: yes
Lad: is here now
Lad: that is why i told him to call me
Cammy: You call Nicolae. You have his number. I know, because I sent it to you.
Lad: tell him now
Lad: i have no credit here now
Lad: if i go out side this person here will run
Cammy: What do you mean, no credit? You're in an office, right? And why would this person run, unless he's a crook?
Lad: he will run
Lad: i want nicolae to confirm before i get him arrrested
Cammy: If he runs, then the problem's solved.
Cammy: I've told you the asshole is a liar. Why do you need Nicolae to say that?
Lad: i like to get this man arrested
Lad: is a fucking lier
Cammy: My word should be enough.
Lad: he said his your brother
Lad: is that true
Lad: ??
Cammy: My brother is in Afghanistan. He's with the Army contingent there.
Lad: doing what in afghanistan??
Lad: ooh really
Cammy: None of your business.
Lad: ok
Cammy: So are you going to call the cops?
Lad: are you on skype
Lad: what is your skype name??
Cammy: Why would I have Skype?
Lad: ok
Cammy: I have chat like this.
Lad: ok
Cammy: So what happens now?
Lad: i need your call now
Cammy: I can't call you. You know that. It can be done here.
Cammy: If it concerns me, it will be done here.
Lad: give your friend number to me
Lad: your girl friend
Cammy: Which one? Robyn or Sharon?
Cammy: And why?
Lad: sharon
Cammy: So why would you want to talk to her?
Lad: i like to married from your country
Cammy: Well, I ain't an introduction agency.
Lad: do that my dear
Cammy: No way.
Cammy: Do you even know what you're doing now?
Lad: if you do that i will give you linbia gold 5 k.g
Lad: gold gold
Cammy: What's "linbia gold"?
Lad: is big gold
Cammy: Look, I don't know what you really want.
Cammy: I thought you were talking about some compensation fund. Cammy: Then there was some inheritance.
Cammy: Now you want me to find you a wife.
Lad: in your country your banker have a wife??
Lad: all banker have a wife
Cammy: What a fucking stupid question!
Lad: YOU TAKE COKINE
Cammy: Not that bullshit again,,,
Lad: YOU TAKE COKINE
Lad: YOUR BRAIN CRASH
Cammy: Why can't you take straight talk from a woman?
Lad: you take cokine
Lad: i dont need you
Cammy: Well, fuck you then.
Lad: and i dont love you
Cammy: And I never wanted you to.
Lad: i dont like your way
Cammy: Deal with it.
Lad: if am after you i will fuck you well
Lad: you like fuck???
Lad: when i fuck you you will enjoy it
Cammy: How old are you?
Lad: am 30 year now
Lad: your husband dont know how to fuck you
Lad: am the one
Cammy: Nicolae is not my husband, and he is a real stud.
Lad: i will suck you pussy
Lad: i will finger you well
Lad: fuck you and you will like it
Lad: nicolae dont know how to fuck you
Lad: i have a big dick
Lad: i will dick you
Lad: when i sex you you will been in heaven
Cammy: Are you tall? And what do you look like?
Lad: am a handsome boy
Lad: am so nice
Cammy: O RLY? Prove it.
Lad: yes
Lad: did you have cam
Lad: i mean your camera
Lad: i will fuck you
Lad: i will suck you
Lad: and i will finger you
Lad: i will come to your country
Lad: next week i will been in australlia
Cammy: I don't know if Nicolae would let you. He's happy enough with another girl in the bed... but not another guy, I'm sure.
Cammy: Anyhoo, I want a picture.
Lad: my picture??
Cammy: Yeah. You know - a PICTURE? PIC-TURE? PHO-TO-GRAPH? Smile, click, photo?
Lad: send me your picture first
Cammy: Nope.
Cammy: You always want you way. I'm not going with that.
Lad: i love you
Cammy: O RLY? Prove it.
Lad: yes
Lad: kiss
Cammy: Oh come ON!
Cammy: That's not even close!
Lad: just 200 us dollar am looking for
Cammy: Why?
Lad: when i get it i will come to you
Cammy: Why do you need $200?
Lad: foe my flite
Lad: transport
Lad: i will take plane
Lad: i have the rest money
Cammy: So you need $200 for the fare... what about accommodation and all the rest?
Lad: i have those money
Lad: i like to come to you honey
Cammy: How much all up?
Lad: 4000us dollar
Lad: just that am looking for 500usd
Cammy: Then that should get you here with enough to spare.
Lad: honey when i come to you we will start a very big investment
Lad: when i get that money now i will be there??
Lad: my brother is going to help me 250us dollar am looking for $250us dollar
Cammy: Wait a second - you've got piles of gold but you're begging for dollars? What the fuck?
Lad: have used all my money to buy gold
Cammy: Then sell some back.
Lad: when i come i sale all thay in australlia
Lad: it will not cost here
Cammy: We produce gold over here too.
Lad: but it will cost in australlia
Cammy: And do you have the right licence?
Lad: yes
Lad: i have DHL passport
Cammy: A what?
Lad: honey can you help me with $100us dollar
Lad: when i come i pay you back
Lad: please
Lad: honey
Cammy: I don't like beggars.
Lad: i know
Lad: but please do this for me
Cammy: Pay your own way.
Lad: please help me with that
Cammy: I don't know if I should - you might be ugly.
Lad: no will not
Lad: please
Lad: so that i move today??
Cammy: Nope, not until I know if you're worth it.
Lad: honey i cant lie to you
Lad: you will see me there today??
Cammy: Where?
Lad: in your country
Lad: i mean australlia
Cammy: Today?
Lad: yes
Cammy: How can you be there today?
Lad: my time here is 10..am
Cammy: It's 2013 here.
Lad: am or pm
Cammy: You'd have to be here in under four hours and that can't be done.
Lad: yes
Lad: 4 hour i will be there
Cammy: I don't see how you can do that.
Lad: i will be there in morning
Lad: honey i like to take the next flite
Cammy: But you said you don't have the money to get here.
Lad: only $250us dollar
Lad: that is the problem honey
Cammy: So you won't be coming then.
Lad: yes
Lad: if you can make $100us dollar
Lad: i will burro $150us dollar from my friend
Cammy: You're begging again. I hate beggars and scroungers.
Lad: ok..am sorry
Lad: go and send the $100us dollar
Lad: so that i can move today
Cammy: What, now?
Lad: $100us dollar is the only problem
Cammy: No, there's another problem.
Lad: no other problem again
Cammy: Only that it's 2023 here.
Lad: can you make it tommorrow
Lad: ??
Cammy: But that'll be too late. You'll have to pay a cancellation fee for your ticket, which means you'll be asking me for more money.
Lad: that no
Lad: i will not ask for another money i promised you that
Lad: if you make it tommorrow eaily morning i will move
Lad: the next 4 hour i will be there with you honey
Cammy: But... I have to know if you're ugly. I need proof. Freyja despises the ugly.
Lad: ok
Lad: i will send you my picture
Cammy: Do it.
Lad: i can send it
Lad: can i send true email??
Cammy: Yes, Just do it.
Lad: ok
Lad: i send it
Cammy: I don't see it.
Lad: check your email
Cammy: OK, just in, wait one.
Cammy: Right, you can stop bullshitting me now.
Cammy: Those pictures are not of you.
Cammy: Nothing to say?
Lad: that is me honey
Cammy: Which one? THOSE ARE PIX OF TWO DIFFERENT MEN!
Cammy: DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?!?
Lad: not same years i take the 2
Lad: ooh honey don say that you are not stupid
Cammy: And in those years, you changed from a blue-eyed, straight-haired Caucasian to a brown-eyed, frizzy-haired African?
Cammy: You must REALLY think that I'm stupid!
Lad: i told you that i was in linbia
Lad: but now am in ghana i told you befoer
Cammy: What's Linbia?
Lad: is a country
Cammy: Never heard of it.
Lad: when i was a banker the managing director told me to cute my hair
Lad: and hi cute my hair
Lad: but now my hair is cut
Cammy: And changed your race in the process.
Lad: what race?
Cammy: That's some trick! Cammy: From Caucasian to African. Like I said, some trick!
Lad: no caucasian
Cammy: O RLY?
Lad: am african
Lad: my father is major general
Cammy: I thought you were from Linbia.
Lad: my mother is from there
Lad: why my father is from ghana
Cammy: Doesn't explain how you changed from one race to another.
Lad: not same years
Cammy: Doesn't matter. Doesn't make sense.
Lad: you know that my mother from linbia
Cammy: So?
Lad: that is why
Cammy: That makes totally no sense.
Lad: honey why are you doing to me
Cammy: I'm not doing anything. I'm just gobsmacked how you can try to bullshit me.
Lad: i love you
Cammy: Then stop lying to me.
Lad: how can i lie to you no gain
Cammy: I don't know, but you definitely are.

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Lad: honey am back
Cammy: I didn't see you leaving.
Lad: am sorry for that
Lad: i forgot to tell you
Lad: i just finish taking my dinner
Cammy: Anyway, the problem remains.
Lad: which problem
Lad: ??
Lad: honey tell me
Cammy: How you tried to bullshit me.
Lad: ok am sorry
Lad: one is my brother
Lad: my brother i tell you that is going to give me $150us dollar
Cammy: Your brother who is of a different race.
Lad: is my brother
Lad: did you want me to give you my others picture???????????
Cammy: Why not? It'll be a laugh.
Lad: Take some time to smile, Rest when you are tired Love makes life worth living It fills it with desire
Cammy: And?
Lad: Love is when the happiness of the other person makes you most happy. When their success matters most to you
Cammy: Oh please...
Lad: If you ask me why I love you so much then I have no reason. But then love doesn’t require a reason. It simply happens
Cammy: I didn't ask you.
Cammy: 'I gave to go and raise my spirit tot Freyja.
Lad: honey where are you going to??
Lad: honey i send you my other photo now
Lad: check your email

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Cammy: You're Ferdinand Green, right?
Cammy: So who is Peter Quaye?
Lad: that is inpertor general of police
Lad: peter quaye
Lad: am ferdinand green
Cammy: So why did he send me a photograph?
Lad: who............??
Cammy: Peter Quaye.
Cammy: He sent me a photograph.
Cammy: Some Caucasian guy.
Lad: is a police
Lad: honey what your time now
Cammy: 2216.
Cammy: This is getting weird. Why is a senior policeman sending me a pic of some male model?
Lad: are you going to sleep now
Lad: dont mind him
Lad: what did he said to you
Lad: honey i will fuck you well
Cammy: He said nothing.
Lad: ok
Cammy: BTW, Freyja told me that you are a liar, a cheat, and gay as well. You're trying to get money for gay rights. If you'd been honest, I might have helped you.
Lad: who is BTW??
Cammy: No-one is BTW.
Cammy: Freyja told me about your true nature.
Lad: honey i can lie to you
Cammy: Freyja says that you are a liar. She is not wrong.
Lad: because of $100usd you said that am a lier
Lad: she is wrong
Cammy: She is never wrong on matters of the heart.
Lad: she is wrong
Cammy: That's not possible.
Lad: some one is confused you
Cammy: Freyja would never give me bad counsel.
Lad: she gave you now
Cammy: Never! Do not defame the Goddess!
Lad: why honey
Cammy: Why are you asking such a stupid question? Freyja is a Goddess! Love is Her domain!
Lad: why are you doing this to me
Lad: why??
Lad: or you take cokine
Lad: again
Cammy: Oh, that again! Is that what you say when people call you out on your bullcrap?
Cammy: I've never taken drugs - not even marijuana.
Lad: you lie
Cammy: From what I've seen of you, your brain rotted long ago.
Lad: you take mariguana
Cammy: I never use drugs. My body I keep pure, for Freyja's glory.
Lad: you dont want me to come to you that why
Cammy: Of course I don/t want you!
Lad: ooh you dont want me
Lad: honey please
Lad: am beging you
Lad: help me

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Cammy: Sniveller!
Lad: mean what?????????
Lad: i mean sniveller
Lad: ........................?????
Cammy: Forget it. You are just not worth it.
Lad: why you take drugs
Cammy: I'm happy with Nicolae and Robyn and Sharon, and my life in general. You would just ruin everything. Anyway, I know what you are - one of those gay activist 419 scammers. I'd have helped you in your cause if you'd been honest with me.
Lad: are a scamer
Lad: what is scamer..........???
Cammy: Oh for the love of Freyja... you are such a loser.
Lad: cokine will kill you
Lad: why you take cokine........?/
Cammy: I don't use drugs. You should have given them up long ago. You have idea what an idiot you've been.
Lad: the one you take long time is warrioring you
Lad: what such crazy woman is this
Lad: go to chuch
Cammy: I'm not one of the sheeple.
Lad: you are
Cammy: Funny that a gay man should go to church. Don't they persecute you enough as it is? I am not a Christian or a Moslem; that means I'm not one of the sheeple.
Lad: you are crazy
Lad: yes that is what you are
Cammy: I know what you are.
Lad: what??
Cammy: You are a gay man who won't break out from among the sheeple, so you scam money to escape. I'd help you, but not if you tell lies.
Lad: what such a funny woman is this
Cammy: Good luck - you'll need it.
Lad: you are crazy woman

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Cammy: Speaking of crazy... which one are you?
Lad: go and send the $100 usd
Cammy: Are you Ferdinand Green or Peter Quaye?
Lad: Ferdinand Green
Cammy: So why did Peter Quaye send me one of your pix?
Cammy: Identity crisis got your tonge?
Lad: i will fuck you
Cammy: Oh, and something else... how come your WU ID shows an older man who looks nothing like either of you?
Lad: the indentity is not me
Cammy: But you send it.
Lad: that is the managing director of western union
Lad: am not the manager
Cammy: And you have the same name. Are you related?
Lad: not same name
Lad: we answer the name of the western union
Lad: that name of the western union
Cammy: But you and he are both named Ferdinand Green and you both work for Western Union.
Lad: yes
Cammy: Must be confusing when it comes to payday.
Lad: go and make the payment before anything
Cammy: You are so very rude when it comes to money. You'll do anything for it except be polite.
Lad: i want to move now
Lad: i told you i will come on ealy morning
Cammy: Is that a promise?
Lad: yes
Cammy: But first I need to know which pic is you.
Lad: i send you send one yesterday go and check it..ok
Cammy: You sent me two.
Cammy: Which one is you?
Lad: you will see me
Lad: i have hair
Cammy: The black guy or the white guy?
Lad: the white guy
Cammy: Right, the more faggotty one. Gotcha.
Cammy: CYA!
Lad: mean what???????
Cammy: What I said.

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Lad: have you send it
Lad: hello
Cammy: No, I haven't.
Lad: go and do it now
Cammy: (You'll notice that I asked politely)
Cammy: Are you there?
Lad: yes
Cammy: That wasn't the question, BTW.
Lad: ge out
Cammy: The question is about something you said; that your father is African and your mother is Linbian.
Lad: yes
Lad: go..go...go
Lad: i dont want you
Cammy: So how come you have fair skin and blue eyes? Just wondering.
Cammy: I'm also wondering why your brother looks nothing like you.
Lad: linbia we have white skin ok
Lad: bye
Lad: bye
Lad: you are foolish some one
Cammy: The only white Africans are Boers.
Cammy: And you have a really short fuse. You need a blow job.
Lad: get lost
Cammy: So you don't want the $100?
Lad: no
Lad: no
Lad: no
Lad: no
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: go
Cammy: Is it the faggoty comment that got your goat?
Lad: you scamer
Lad: 419 like your father
Cammy: Huh? Did I ask you for money? Like, say, $250? I don't recall doing that. Someone did... some faggoty guy.
Lad: bye
Cammy: Off to the gay bar, are you? Cammy: Try a cocksucking cowboy while you're there. Cammy: And have a drink, too.
Lad: cokine will kill you
Lad: is cokine kill your mother
Lad: it will kill you too
Cammy: Actually it was uterine cancer.
Cammy: Nice of you to be such an asshole about it.
Lad: your mother lie to you people
Lad: is cokine kill your mother
Cammy: Nah, it was definitely cancer. Sorry to burst your bubble (that is, your fat head)
Lad: is cokine kill her
Cammy: Cancer, not cocaine.
Cammy: Dunno why you have drugs so much on your mind.
Lad: is cocaine
Cammy: Are you getting off on this chat? I think you're wanking as you type.
Lad: go
Lad: go
Cammy: While you
Cammy: come
Cammy: come
Cammy: come
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: go
Lad: bye
Lad: bye
Lad: bye
Cammy: Remember to wipe your hands afterwards/
Lad: go to hair
Cammy: No, you don't wipe it in your hair! There's Something About Mary is not a beauty guide.
Lad: get lost
Lad: you fool
Cammy: I'm not the one who was going to put cum in his hair.
Cammy: Eeewwwwwww!
Lad: boom shate
Lad: fuck you
Lad: suck your pussy
Lad: i will fuck fuck you well
Cammy: You only fuck boys (or they fuck you). It's obvious.
Lad: bye
Cammy: Go suck off your boyfriend.
Cammy: And get some of your special hair gel while you're down there.
Lad: not my boyfriend
Lad: she is my girlfriend
Cammy: So he cross-dresses. Doesn't change anything.
Cammy: And you play the dominant role, so you're the assfucker and he's the cocksucker.
Cammy: Fair enough. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Lad: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lad: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lad: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Lad: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Cammy: Hey, you are getting worked up!
Lad: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Lad: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@ @
Lad: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm
Cammy: Let me guess... you're wanking, and the keyboard got knocked on the floor.
Lad: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMM
Cammy: I'll leave you to it.
Lad: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Cammy: (What a wanker!)
Lad: BYE
Cammy: Oh, you came.
Cammy: Your hair will be nice and shiny now... eeewwwwww...
Lad: MOTHER FUCK YOU
Cammy: I'm not a necrophile, thank you. Your mind truly is in the gutter.
Lad: you have gun......??
Cammy: I have a 9-mm Beretta; Nicolae owns a few guns (a couple of shotguns, a rifle, and three or four handguns).
Cammy: I think you shot your load already.
Lad: you are a rubber
Cammy: I never erased anyone... but for you, I'll make an exception. I'm quite a good shot. My brother taught me., Did I mention that he's a soldier?

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:26 pm

Cammy is in form today, I see.

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