Mr Nice Killer

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Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 5:24 am

Albert got this in his inbox. It's either another baiter or some de-education and until I know which I thought I'd write back:

IP Address Nigeria

ipTRACKERonline.com wrote:

Header Analysis Quick Report Originating IP: 41.71.187.77 Originating ISP: Visafone Communications Limited City: Lagos Country of Origin: Nigeria * For a complete report on this email header goto ipTRACKERonline

Quote:

I AM MR KILLER, I TOLD THE FIRST BANK THAT YOU ARE DEAD BECAUSE YOUR MONEY HAVE BEAN WITH THEM SEANCE LAST YEAR AND YOU DON'T EVEN BORDER OF COLLECTING IT FROM THEM I HAVE COLLECTED MY OWN LAST YEAR WHEN WE WON THE MONEY TOGETHER I PAID THEM MONEY FOR THE PAPER PAPER WORK AND MY PAPER WAS WORK IMMEDIATELY SO MY MONEY WAS GIVEN TO ME.

SO IF YOU DON'T NEED THE MONEY WHY DON'T YOU HELP ME TELL THEM TO RELEASE IT TO ME I HAVE TRY MY BEST TO CONFUSE THEM BUT IT SEAMS YOU ARE STEEL COMMUNICATING WITH THEM I EVEN PROMISE TO PAY $1000USD FOR THE PAPER RENEWAL WORK BUT THEY STEEL DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT IT THEY SAY YOU ARE STEEL ALIFE.

MR KILLER
BYE

Albert wants some money (and to vent about ww2 again):

Quote:

Dear Mr Killer,

What the hell are you talking about??? I might be 92, but I'm not dead yet! But I don't trust banks, they are the spawn of Satan. when I fought for the Germans in WW2, we killed lots of Japs, so they're dead, but not me.

But you young whippersnapper, make yourself plain. I'm an old man (are you 92? I am), and need to have financial matter explained to me in great detail. You have money for me, I expect it soon

Albert

At least he's nice. ETA: For those that's never read my Albert threads, he changes sides all the time when it comes to ww2, often in the same bait. He's even fought for the Swiss Wink

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:12 am

I wonder if Albert fought in the pacific theater or in the European. I wonder if he knows himself? Very Happy

I have a feeling that getting money from this senile old man is like wringing water from a rock.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 6:36 am

In RL, Albert was a cannibalistic serial killer who was executed in 1936. That's why I was so happy when I managed to get a warpmail domain for him!

So he didn't fight for anyone (except to pass the salt of course)... Wink

But yeah, the idea is to wind him up using senility to hopefully run rings around our lad.

Chrys

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:04 am

Are you talking about that carnivorous creature my two ichthyologists studied that's chock full of pin bones?

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:15 am

Quote:

YOUR MONEY HAVE BEAN WITH THEM SEANCE LAST YEAR

Tell them that you don't believe in that spiritualist garbage and that they've done their dosh if they dabbled in table-tipping.

BTW - calling Albert Fish a "cannibalistic serial killer" is an understatement; he can rightly be considered one of the most deranged individuals in criminal history. If Internationalchrysis ever told the Lads about some of the things Albert Fish did to himself, far less the unfortunate Grace Budd, said Lads would likely flee in horror.

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 11:09 am

Definitely not another baiter. I have been baiting Mr Nice Killer in conjuction with First Bank for about 3 weeks now. The reverend working for First Bank spent a whopping 3 hours on Security Shield answering 400 questions!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Jun 2011 Posts: 23

I have been baiting him for around 3 weeks too! I think hes gay lad potential from what I've had so far! Very Happy

Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 2:50 pm

I have also managed to get 3 piggies out of him!

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 1:47 pm

First bank gets back to me:

Quote:

MR ALBERT FISH

HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,THANK YOU FOR YOUR ENCORAGEMENT I SAW YOUR EMAIL TODAY AND IT WAS UNDERSTOOD BY ME I AM NOT 92 BUT I AM 67 YEARS OLD YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT BECAUSE YOUR MONEY $6.5MILLION DOLLARS IS PROTECTED AS FER AS AM CONSIGN I DONT TAKE WHAT DOES NOT BELONGS TO ME BECAUSE I AM A TRUE MAN OF GOD.

SO MR BROTHER THAT ATM CARD CAN NOT BE PRINT THAT IS THE ATM CARD YOU ARE GOING TO RECIEVE AFTER YOU HAVE SEND THE MONEY FOR THE PAPER RENEWAL WORK THEN YOUR PARCKAGE WILL BE DELEIVED TO YOUR DOOR STEP INCLUDING THE ATM CARD.

SO TRY AND SEND THE MONEY SO THAT WE CAN PROCIDE.

REGARDS REV
FIRST BANK PLC

Quote:

Dear Mr Munch,

I get the munchies sometimes, the 60's have a lot to answer for. As for the ATM card, why can't I print it out and use it? Mr Munch, you ask for money, why can't you take it out of the ATM card? Or can't you print it out either...

I look forward to receiving my money

Albert

Master Baiter Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 237

internationalchrysis wrote:

In RL, Albert was a cannibalistic serial killer who was executed in 1936.

I take it you're referring to Albert Fish; the masochistic sexual deviant who used to strip naked and howl at the moon whilst flagellating himself? Wink

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:23 pm

certainly am, like I said is a guilty pleasure for me

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:44 pm

internationalchrysis wrote:

But yeah, the idea is to wind him up using senility to hopefully run rings around our lad.

At the first mention of W. Union you can answer with, "why the hell do you want me to send you a telegram? This email thing is working fine."

Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 8:59 pm

[quote=vonpaso xlura]Are you talking about that carnivorous creature my two ichthyologists studied that's chock full of pin bones?[/quote]
Don't tell him Pike! Laughing

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:35 am

^

No comment

Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:07 am

internationalchrysis wrote:

At the first mention of W. Union you can answer with, "why the hell do you want me to send you a telegram? This email thing is working fine."

Oh that is SO good!!! Hell yeah I am using that! thanks lakeside.

In the meantime, Mr killer and the bank get back to me:

thebank:

Quote:

HELLO ALBERT

WE HAVE NO ACCESS FOR YOUR ATM CARD SO WE CAN NOT WITHDRAW ANYMONEY FROP IT AND IF WE TRY THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL GET US ARESTED AND JAIL FOR TAMPARING WHAT DOES NOT BELONGS TO US SO YOU HAVE TO SEND MONEY FOR YOUR PAPAR WORK SO THAT YOU CAN RECEIVE YOUR MONEY YOUR SELF PLEASE DONT TRY TO PUT ME IN TROUBLE.
SO GO AHELD AND SEND THE MONEY SO WE CAN PROCEED.

AFTER SENDING IT YOU GET BACK TO ME ASP SO THAT WE CAN PROCIDE.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING
SEND ME EMAIL IF YOU SEND THE MONEY

REGARDS
REV JOSELP DULCH

Then Mr killer who I suspect is also the bank:

Quote:

Good day sir

i am mr killer i know you must have receive you money with the first bank please i want you to lean me little money so i can pay you back in intress.

Then the bank again:

Quote:

MR ALBERT I HAVE NOT HERE FROM YOU FOR LONG WHAT IS DELAYING YOU ,YOU HAVE TO TRY YOUR POSSIBLE BEST TO SEND THE MONEY FOR THE RENEWAL WORK SO THAT YOUR PACKAGE WILL ARRIVE TO YOUR DOOR STEP.

REGARDS REV <snipped, but listed elsewhere>

FIRST BANK PLC

time to write back:

Quote:

Dear Mr Munchies,

I am an old man, and while I do have money, you haven't said how to get it to you. I keep printing out this goddammed ATM card but no matter what I do, it won't work in those atm thingys at the supermarket!

I look forward to receiving my money,

Albert

Then to Mr nice:

Quote:

Dear Mr killer,

Have you ever lived up to your name??? I have! I am waiting on those men from the bank to get back to me and explain how to use the printout of the card in a machine, I can't get it to work!

You know I've said beofre Banks are the scum of the earth and these guys prove my point! when I fought for the Japanese in World war 2, banks did what they were told. Not like kids today, damn little buggars think they can have a mind of their own!

And sure, I can lean you all you want

Albert

Couldn't resist the lean gag Wink