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iMike
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Wed May 02, 2012 5:12 pm |
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Still had licensing laws when I was 21. Started drinking at 11am, stopped at 3pm. Couple of bottles of wine in a restaurant, back in the pub at 6pm till 11.
Don't remember much about it....
Think i sat in a corner whimpering about my 'lost youth' (& hair!) when I hit 30. Also got to pilot a light aircraft at 40. Promised to kill anyone who sprung any surprise parties at 50.
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Corona
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Thu May 03, 2012 2:11 am |
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iMike
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Thu May 03, 2012 5:54 am |
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^^ I remained in a state of composed decorum at all times.
If you believe that....... |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Thu May 03, 2012 6:05 am |
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I was stunned to learn I could have been eating off of the Senior Menu at Coco's two years ago.
*gulp* when Corona is 40, I will be almost 20 years older than she... /*gulp* At least not jail bait now!
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I think I’ll take a moment, celebrate my age
The ending of an era and the turning of a page
Now it’s time to focus in on where I go from here
Lord have mercy on my next thirty years
Hey my next thirty years I’m gonna have some fun
Try to forget about all the crazy things I’ve done
Maybe now I’ve conquered all my adolescent fears
And I’ll do it better in my next thirty years
My next thirty years I’m gonna settle all the scores
Cry a little less, laugh a little more
Find a world of happiness without the hate and fear
Figure out just what I’m doing here
In my next thirty years
Oh my next thirty years, I’m gonna watch my weight
Eat a few more salads and not stay up so late
Drink a little lemonade and not so many beers
Maybe I’ll remember my next thirty years
My next thirty years will be the best years of my life
Raise a little family and hang out with my wife
Spend precious moments with the ones that I hold dear
Make up for lost time here, in my next thirty years
In my next thirty years |
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