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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:58 am

Really!?!? I pay thirty freaking dollars for just one lousy year to this site and one of the perks is a custom tag...

Thirty dollars for this??? These Mods make hundreds of thousands a year and this tag is the best they can do?

I only sent 25 PM's to Jose and Juan. 15 to Ima and Dorothy. 33 to SSOI because I heard he likes Elton John. I sent nothing to Tsnerd, because he is quick with the jackboot. Wink

I even sent a request to Pastor Frank (because I hate him so much..) and Paranoid because he is so old he might die any minute. Plus two to Corona... Embarassed

Seriously, my sides are hurting from the laughter. You Mods are great and I love my Eater family.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:02 am

and non of the <strike>lazy shits</strike> wonderful moderators could even give you a half decent tag. Bunch of jackboots if you ask me. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:19 am

^Exactly Rover....You could probably be a retired millionaire if you didn't have to pay for dead weight..(Dear Lord, I know I'm going to regret this....I have got to stop drinking.) Sometime.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:21 am

Okay, so I know I'm violating forum rules by publicly quoting a private message, but you did say:

Justcold wrote:

I know I am taking a chance here, but go totally crazy. It's okay, I'm cool with whatever you choose.

The mod team spent hundreds of hours over several days digging through old posts to find the most appropriate tag. I'd say we earned our enormous paychecks this time around. Wink

BTW: it's Klaasvaak who loves Elton John. SOOI hates everyone. Including me.

Now, if you'll excuse me I'm off to lock some threads with some nasty comments.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:39 am

Hahaha! Nice custom tag, Justcold!!!

You look great in gold... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:52 am

Quote:

..(Dear Lord, I know I'm going to regret this....

Yes you probably will... Laughing

Was nice knowing you !!!!

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:04 am

This was my request, Juan...

Justcold wrote:

Dear Ladies and Gentlemen of the 419Eater forum: I would request a "tag" for myself and kindly ask that it would be held to the standards of this site. Please do not choose one when it is "Crashhoot presents open bar night" "With the poetry styling of Connie L. Gus" This is an intellectual endeavor that we are committed to and any tag must reflect our resolve.

Thank you Dya..see you next VD thread... Embarassed

@Vampire, I'm guessing that you too have felt the cold sadistic steel of a jackboot? Complain to Rover...He would be most interested in our concerns...

Along with that, send multiple complaints to SOOI. And just for shits and giggles....send a couple hundred "ASEM" PM's to Pastor Frank.

Edit: added an e to gentlemen.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

I sent nothing to Tsnerd, because he is quick with the jackboot.

Well, I am offended by the use of "F%@#ing" and am sure that it violates some forum rule somewhere or other.....enjoy your Premium...I'm off to delete everything you have ever posted and then have you banned.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:46 am

Wait TS! I promise to not upset the Mo...*BANNED*

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:51 am

To be honest Justcold, my tag does say what i am. Try to find one published bait of mine that made you laugh.
Baitsamurai and me like to help others to get a nice custom tag, but you did it all by yourself. That is quite an achievement. Now wear your custom tag with pride. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:25 am

Quote:

Okay, so I know I'm violating forum rules by publicly quoting a private message

I just help Juan out with a custom tag Very Happy

I can change yours too if you're not happy with it Very Happy

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 9:57 am

^^^ I love you for this. An excellent 8 birthday.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:25 am

Talking about custom tags, i noticed that friday3 doesn't have one yet.

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:29 pm

I'm staying out of this one.Look what happened to me last time Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:19 pm

I grumped about my latest custom tag, and look what happened. Razz

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Justcold wrote:

I even sent a request to Pastor Frank (because I hate him so much..)

"Say how I loved you, speak me fair in death."

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:27 pm

^^^ ..."And, when the tale is told, bid her be judge Whether Bassanio had not once a love." <3

Not quite a Newb Joined: 07 Mar 2012 Posts: 45

Humpf...Much ado about nothing.

Now, a world class avatar is something to be truly proud of. Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:39 pm

^^ Suddenly a highbrow thread! Surprised

JustCold, you look good in gold. clapping

And don't worry about the ct, no-one reads those things. Wink

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 8:24 pm

Yea, what cougar says. No one reads.... hey waitaminute. Cougar, I did not give you permission to be an Elite Baiter. Sheeesh.

At any rate, if any one DID read the CT, they'd have a pretty good laugh at that JustCold guy. What a nerd.

Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Quote:

I sent nothing to Tsnerd

That's where you went wrong. He love to get LOTS of late night, drunken, rambling pms. Right?... right?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

True, I do - the drunker and more rambling, the better.....it adds spice to my otherwise tranquil and uneventful day. Laughing

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 11:27 pm

Justcold - Stop moaning, at least you have a custom tag.

I paid £££'s into a private account of one of the Despots and sent the naked photos of myself as instructed just to go Premium and what have I got for it - Bugger All.

That's it, I'm off out into the night to strangle some more cats Mad

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2012 12:07 am

Just to let you know I was the one that set up the poll of the 40 or so possible tags to hang on you. The poll actually had " A pathetic F%@#ing social life" but after the Skype chat among the moderators and administrator over the qualitative vs. quantitative metre we decided that a 3/2/2/1 tag would best be suited for you.

Some of the moderators were enamored with the allure of the loose Trochaic style of "Watches Antique Roadshow" but it was so far down the list that... well you know what you got.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

Justcold, full of angst
With a tag not of his ilk
Why sweet Eater, why