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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:33 pm |
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When a Lad gives you a chance for confusion, run with it!
Lad: He sir,
Lad: how are doing today
Mal: Fine.
Lad: the last time i meet u online
Mal: Why, what happened?
Lad: i try to chat wit u but is as if you were not there
Mal: I don't understand. Something happened to you. What?
Lad: well not felling fine for some time now
Lad: i have malarial fever
Mal: And it's terminal? I didn't think it was like that. It must be the cerebral variant. What are the doctors going to do about it?
Lad: well i have been respondent to treatment all the why
Mal: But it didn't work - gotcha.
Lad: and am getting batter gradually
Mal: How long did they give you?
Mal: I assume that you've made your peace with your god.
Lad: off course God is with me
Lad: and that was why am still alive
Mal: Then it should be easier for you to cope with it when it happens.
Lad: and my pray now is to live Africa
Lad: for batter study
Lad: so i can have a batter live
Mal: I think there are enough baseball players already, even if you did have a future.
Mal: Or do you want to sponsor a player? That's possible.
Mal: It's a shame, but I have to leave now. I can only urge you to be brave and make a dignified end.
Lad: thanks u sir
Lad: have had from layer Gibert
Mal: You shouldn't be thinking about that. You have to focus on your last hours. You won't get another chance.
Lad: he told me recently and am great full that
Lad: to have a chance again
Mal: Look, he can't do anything about that.
Mal: You have to face reality.
Lad: and i promise my dad that i will make him proud
Lad: if only i have chance again
Mal: There are no second chances in life.
Mal: We leave nothing behind but memories and our names.
Mal: Die with dignity, Mr Kalaby, At least do that.
Lad: well i dont understand u
Lad: some time you write with probe
Mal: Look, this is not an easy thing to face. I risked death in Iraq and Somalia. You're in a different situation, but you are facing the same thing.
Lad: off course sir
Mal: Fight it or yield to it, but for the love of Pete, don't deny it. Denial is bad, and futile.
Lad: Sir i do not fight because i was under UN rescue term
Lad: when the war was on
Lad: let me ask you sir
Mal: Some battles are fought alone.
Lad: yes i no but have you been in war front before sir
Lad: u sound like one
Mal: Why do you think I mentioned Iraq and Somalia?
Lad: yes
Mal: I was a gorram Marine, not a supermarket shelf stacker!
Lad: oh
Mal: Yep.
Mal: Sorry, that was uncalled for.
Mal: I didn't mean to cause you any distress. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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psychicbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill
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Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:40 pm |
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You made me laugh aloud with that exchange!
"Mal: Some battles are fought alone" |
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boxman
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 227
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps
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Thu Mar 22, 2012 12:00 am |
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I love reading these. I have to get a lad on Yahoo IM sometime. |
_________________ DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:25 am |
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I'm not fully convinced that he has made peace with his god. Maybe you should make him pray in his closet or something. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:41 am |
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I can hear the gears spinning in his head from here. Beautiful. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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thenodemaster
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Jan 2010
Posts: 36
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:37 am |
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Is there anything better than a thoroughly confused mugu? |
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