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Poll :: How to handle my whiny lover?

Option 1: The proposal
60%
 60%  [ 3 ]
Option 2: The breakup call
40%
 40%  [ 2 ]
Total Votes : 5


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Dr Mike
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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Very Happy Taken out of context that sounds a bit... hm... well... unromantic.
But in context Robert is a loving caring man that really have it in for me. Just look at this caring text message he sent me while i was sleeping earlier today.

Quote:
Please my love. Go to moneyGram and get new Ref Nber for me NOW please. I'm hungry and weak. please do you have it now? Please mu love yours Robert. Please it's me Robert. Please my love. Go now please the time is 1.16pm. Bank close here 4.pm. Please


See, he loves me.

When i have the energy i will upload a call to him from me and Dharma, a call that ends with him loosing it totally.

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PostPosted: Tue May 22, 2012 6:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Drink some green tea and you would be fine Laughing

Here is the call:
http://soundcloud.com/dharma1/gay-robert-loses-it

Poor lad.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Oh, dear. Poor wee laddie..."NOOOOOO!" Ahhhhh

He really does sound hungry and desperate. Until you can get him some money maybe you could tell him you've heard that sucking on smooth stones eases hunger pangs?

It's the least you can do, what with being his love and all.

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PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2012 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Now THAT'S a lad in pain.
Delicious! Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 12:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's about the lamest fake crying I have ever heard. Great job, Dharman and Dr. Mike. Laughing clapping

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PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2012 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dharma...you make the best calls and can give lads telephone pain like no other.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Things are moving forward slowly, too slowly for our starving lad. The incompetent fools at GP5 3-Tr4ck are being involved and lad is not happy. He is a fan of DHL, but what does he know, he is just a poor orphan. His latest letter reveals some... discontent.

Quote:
Hello Bob.
I just don't fucking understand the hell going on there? Do you think this procedure is the best? I just cannot pay attention to all your words. I am fucking tired of all your bullshit bullshit help and support. After spending all the days and waiting all the month nothing i do receive and until now i receive nothing! I lean from everyone that DHL is what they use. DHL is the best and many much more have confirm it for me.I don't know why should you be talking to me like a child. Yes because when i begin to think of all your doing i am just tired and i don't know what to say. I don't know exactly what you have in mind? What is your idea for my personally? Do you think we are moving forward? Are we moving forward with you understanding nothing and you still telling me you wanted to help me?
Bob Now explained to me your love and you cannot do what i told you and you don't even expect my word but just what you like is what you do. Yet still you are telling me you just wanted to help me. What is your help for me now. Is this your Love? Is this love?
How do you think? What do you think Bob? You expected me to give you a public Clinic address? Or what? You just cannot let me think of my self no more you but my little joy to tears. You kept me waiting steal and nothing I'm seeing or getting from you but everyday all this long instruction why all this my love?
Now what can you do? Explained to me all this pussy's here? What are they for? Do you think its important to waste time on this any more?
??
? I am totally confuse flabbergasted
I just don't have a single think in hand to hope or to happy, There is nothing i can see to be happy about my self and my world.
Glory be Unto God! Yours Robert!


I have two options here on what to do. Both are equally appealing and i want you to decide.

Option 1:
Call the general of all generals and ask him for Roberts hand in marriage. I see the general as Roberts guardian and therefore the one to ask for this favor. Downside is that the general is really thick and might not understand.

Option 2:
A breakup call to Robert. Telling him i've meet another man (Björn) and Björn have a bigger cock than Robert and doesn't have the bellybutton issue and the neediness of a five year old child. Downside is of course that this will end the bait but it will end with a bang. And frankly, i doubt Robert will ever safari for me or get a tattoo or something. He is just to whine for it.

Which one appeal to you the most?

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, if your account first gets hacked by a shady gay porn producer hellbent to abuse Roberts pics, I don't see how anything would be wrong with choosing no. 2. Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You sir, are a genius!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What is the strategy behind Option One?

PS: Just listened to the call: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1833314#1833314 Don't Miss the final 15 seconds! Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dr. Mike, I have a gay, black porn star seeking ladies profile if you want to use him.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back TM. That call to Robert was really funny, and as you said, when he lost it it was extremely amusing.
Sad to say but there is no real strategy behind option 1, not option 2 for that matter. But the Dane's suggestion is a darn good one so perhaps porn producer Rasmus "Rimjob" Klump can take care of our lad. As i will leave for an Eater vacation in a month i need to make things happen to shake things up.
I really don't think that Robert have a safari in him, thinking both about his script and his personality. So therefore the GP5 3-Tr4ck modality is most likely a dead end.

Perhaps a proposition can get me some nice trophies or something.

@ next victim: Why would a gay person be seeking ladies? But as a gay pornstar i can definitely see him spicing up things if the breakup call is chosen. Either as Bob's new lover or as Roberts prospect co-star in the new movie Is that a hernia or are you just glad to see me that is being made.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 3:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I get some odd PMs with this one but he is not boring. The pic is an actual pornstar and people have checked. I get men, women and one that wants to get into porn.

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