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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:03 am |
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Hey folks! Been absent a little while, some family issues, but I'm back to torment you all! I mean torment the lads! And all of you as well
Anyway, my birthday is coming up soon, so here's what I expect you to get me:
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I want a lad to make me a cake. It can be any flavor, as long as it's
the one I want, but I can't tell them what I want
I want a pet SOOI. I got a cage for him and everything already. The badger I had in it escaped somehow.
I need someone to do my homework....
While I'm at it, can I have a pet Cougar as well? I'm sure there's room in the cage for both!
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Shouldn't be too hard, right? 
Nah, I'm just kidding, ya'll. It really is almost my birthday, but I don't expect anything (except that pet SOOI...), this is just my "Back after a week or so absent" post  |
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Mortal
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Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:40 am |
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Welcome back and happy -soon-to-be- birthday too!
I got you lad with your name tattooed, but he escaped. Well, better luck next year!
It's my birthday soon as well, so I expect you to make my wishes true as well, would ya? |
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:31 am |
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Nice to see you, Crotcheecher. I hope you haven't given up hope waiting for my response to your PM.
By the way, my birthday is within a year. |
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dropja_drawers
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 190
Location: United Kingdom
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:24 am |
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By the way, my birthday is within a year. |
What a coincidence! So is mine!
Just goes to show, dunnit. I knew that Derek Acorah* had a point.
*If you don't know who he is, I implore you not to find out. |
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:09 pm |
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Ambitious boy wrote:
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Oi!
I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact you want to lock me in a cage, or that you want to lock me up with SOOI. Actually, no, that is more disturbing.
Happy soon-to-be-birthday, you crazy little fruitcake.  |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:17 am |
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You get your birthday wish(es) if you can blow out all the candles on your cake with one blow. For mine, I have to have the Fire Department on standby! |
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Dya Reyarunen-Downmeleg
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Joined: 10 Aug 2009
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Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:06 am |
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Happy Birthday to Crotch and Mortal!!!
I made you a cake...
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crotcheecher
Agent 003-1/2
Joined: 26 Jul 2009
Posts: 421
Location: Skullcrusher Mountain
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:58 am |
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Wow, I gotta stop spending so much time with my schoolwork and more time checking my threads! Thanks ya'll!
@Mortal: That's alright, you can get another lad to have a tattoo Happy birthday in advance to you as well!
@N.O.R.A: No, I haven't given up on that reply. I know you'll send it eventually. Even if it takes another birthday or 5. Also, let me know when your birthday rolls around, I'll let you feed the pet Cougar...
@Dropja: I now have a strange urge to find out who that person is...
@Cougar: Well if it bothers you that much, I can put you in the bigger cage and let SOOI poke at you with a stick through the bars. Wait, that sounds even more disturbing... And with a name like Crotchy, it didn't take you this long to realize I was a crazy little fruitcake, did it? Thanks for the wishes, kitty!
@Dya: That poor goat gets a lot of use on these forums, doesn't it? Nonetheless, those cakes look delicious!
Thanks ya'll! And sorry I've been missing off and on here lately, would you believe that I have to to go to my calculus class at 8 AM on my birthday of all things??? That whole time without being able to feed the squirrel to the cat. What a shame. Promise I'll check in more often! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:26 am |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:30 am |
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@Crotch - Not only the cakes look delicious, they sure are too!
Well, getting lad tattoed, that's fine with me. Just make sure it's clearly visible and phallic shaped!
@Corona: Just updated my Google Calendar. Expect dozens of PM's from me on November 23rd thru November 25th. Mine is 4th of April - that is next week.  |
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George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Cougar
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:17 pm |
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@ Crotchy - interesting proposal. I've never been poked in a cage before.
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Heck no. That's my base assumption about everyone on eater. Anything else is a plus. |
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Corona
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TheDane
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Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:26 pm |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:44 pm |
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^Gaaah!! *THUD*
Manages to drool 'Happy Bday Crotchy'. |
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Esox lucius
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Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:58 pm |
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^^
Ughhh, sugar content a bit high methinks |
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Morgain Le Fay
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Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:02 pm |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Take your pick of gifts!
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Fowan Nyne
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:14 pm |
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Happy birthday crotcheecher and to save me a PM, I received my Eater album safe and sound. Thanks. |
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Cougar
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Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.
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Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:15 pm |
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^ Mmmm, awwww, prrrrrrr-Meow!
I like the way you think, Morgain! |
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crotcheecher
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Joined: 26 Jul 2009
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Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:24 am |
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@Dane: You don't like epileptics very much, do you  nice cake otherwise!
@Cougar: Since my birthday has come and gone, be sure to try out your new cage. If it needs to be bigger, I can get you a smaller one to place next to it so you stop complaining I'm mean, I know...
@Morgain: So hard to pick, the goat or that super attractive tree in the background... too many decisions!!!
@Fowan: Thanks mate! And glad you got that CD, the customs form was such a pain. It was only one page long, now I can't wait to make a few lads go through that and then some over my spring break next week. But it was worth, you deserved the CD!
@Cougar(again): Trying to take my birthday goat are ye? That's it, no catnip for 2 days!!! |
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