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crotcheecher
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 1:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hey folks! Been absent a little while, some family issues, but I'm back to torment you all! I mean torment the lads! And all of you as well

Anyway, my birthday is coming up soon, so here's what I expect you to get me:
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I want a lad to make me a cake. It can be any flavor, as long as it's
the one I want, but I can't tell them what I want

I want a pet SOOI. I got a cage for him and everything already. The badger I had in it escaped somehow.

I need someone to do my homework....

While I'm at it, can I have a pet Cougar as well? I'm sure there's room in the cage for both!
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Shouldn't be too hard, right? Twisted Evil

Nah, I'm just kidding, ya'll. It really is almost my birthday, but I don't expect anything (except that pet SOOI...), this is just my "Back after a week or so absent" post Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome back and happy -soon-to-be- birthday too!

I got you lad with your name tattooed, but he escaped. Well, better luck next year!

It's my birthday soon as well, so I expect you to make my wishes true as well, would ya? Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 10:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nice to see you, Crotcheecher. I hope you haven't given up hope waiting for my response to your PM. Very Happy

By the way, my birthday is within a year.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

N.O.R.A wrote:


By the way, my birthday is within a year.


What a coincidence! So is mine!

Just goes to show, dunnit. I knew that Derek Acorah* had a point.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ambitious boy wrote:
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...can I have a pet Cougar as well?


Oi!

I'm not sure which is more disturbing, the fact you want to lock me in a cage, or that you want to lock me up with SOOI. Actually, no, that is more disturbing.

Happy soon-to-be-birthday, you crazy little fruitcake. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 2:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You get your birthday wish(es) if you can blow out all the candles on your cake with one blow. Wink For mine, I have to have the Fire Department on standby!

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday to Crotch and Mortal!!!



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I made you a cake...




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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, I gotta stop spending so much time with my schoolwork and more time checking my threads! Thanks ya'll!

@Mortal: That's alright, you can get another lad to have a tattoo Very Happy Happy birthday in advance to you as well!

@N.O.R.A: No, I haven't given up on that reply. I know you'll send it eventually. Even if it takes another birthday or 5. Also, let me know when your birthday rolls around, I'll let you feed the pet Cougar...

@Dropja: I now have a strange urge to find out who that person is...

@Cougar: Well if it bothers you that much, I can put you in the bigger cage and let SOOI poke at you with a stick through the bars. Wait, that sounds even more disturbing... And with a name like Crotchy, it didn't take you this long to realize I was a crazy little fruitcake, did it? Thanks for the wishes, kitty!

@Dya: That poor goat gets a lot of use on these forums, doesn't it? Nonetheless, those cakes look delicious!

Thanks ya'll! And sorry I've been missing off and on here lately, would you believe that I have to to go to my calculus class at 8 AM on my birthday of all things??? That whole time without being able to feed the squirrel to the cat. What a shame. Promise I'll check in more often!

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

and when did you say your b-day is? Wink

Mine is November 24th and I would like everyone to put it on their calendar, please! Laughing

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Crotch - Not only the cakes look delicious, they sure are too!
Well, getting lad tattoed, that's fine with me. Just make sure it's clearly visible and phallic shaped! Very Happy

@Corona: Just updated my Google Calendar. Expect dozens of PM's from me on November 23rd thru November 25th. Very Happy Mine is 4th of April - that is next week. Smile

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Crotchy - interesting proposal. I've never been poked in a cage before.
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it didn't take you this long to realize I was a crazy little fruitcake, did it?

Heck no. That's my base assumption about everyone on eater. Anything else is a plus. Wink

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy Birthday, crotchee! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^Gaaah!! *THUD*

Manages to drool 'Happy Bday Crotchy'.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^
Ughhh, sugar content a bit high methinks

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Take your pick of gifts! Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Happy birthday crotcheecher and to save me a PM, I received my Eater album safe and sound. Thanks. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Mmmm, awwww, prrrrrrr-Meow!

I like the way you think, Morgain! Very Happy

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Dane: You don't like epileptics very much, do you Shocked nice cake otherwise!

@Cougar: Since my birthday has come and gone, be sure to try out your new cage. If it needs to be bigger, I can get you a smaller one to place next to it so you stop complaining Very Happy I'm mean, I know...

@Morgain: So hard to pick, the goat or that super attractive tree in the background... too many decisions!!!

@Fowan: Thanks mate! And glad you got that CD, the customs form was such a pain. It was only one page long, now I can't wait to make a few lads go through that and then some over my spring break next week. But it was worth, you deserved the CD!

@Cougar(again): Trying to take my birthday goat are ye? That's it, no catnip for 2 days!!!

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