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 "Whats Gorram pls"

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

An orphan Lad with a UN diplomat got chatting to Mal...

Lad: Hello
Mal: Yes?
Lad: Goodday Sir.
Mal: Is it?
Lad: Why?
Mal: Oh, no reason.
Lad: Are you ready to call him now
Lad: or busy?
Mal: Call who?
Lad: l mean the United Diplomat in Australia
Mal: Oh, yeah.
Lad: united nation
Mal: I don't like the UN.
Lad: Why what is your problem with UN?
Mal: Somalia, 1993.
Lad: Oh ok
Mal: It was a total Charlie Foxtrot.
Lad: Charlie Foxtrot??? am lost
Mal: It's slang. Don't sweat it.
Lad: Ok
Lad: Pls call him he is realiable man
Mal: What's his number?
Lad: M4ndala R0obert
Lad: [snip]
Mal: What's his landline?
Lad: He do not have office in Australia
Lad: he only went there for delivery as i told u before
Mal: So where is he staying then? I'll call him there.
Lad: l don't know am in Ghana
Lad: You can call him and make that arrangement
Mal: You don't have a gorram address for him?
Lad: Whats Gorram pls
Mal: He can call me. [snip]
Lad: l thought you said you want to call him just now
Lad: Why the sudden change
Mal: Because he can put his calls on his gorram expense account. I can't.
Lad: l really do not understand you at all
Mal: Is English your first language?
Lad: ls this your mobile or office number
Mal: It's my home number. I don't have a cell phone - gorram things give you cancer.
Lad: So whats Gorram?
Mal: Are you going to tell Robert Mandella to call me?
Lad: you are speaking language i do not understand am asking the meaning and you are angry.
Mal: No, I'm keeping to the topic under discussion, I'm not going to waste time spelling out slang for you.
Lad: Then stop using slangs on me if you are not ready to spell it out.
Mal: Don't be such a diva. Just get with the program.
Mal: Well?
Lad: l already gave him your details, let me know when he calls.
Mal: OK.
Lad: Am going to the church pls if you do not hear from him, do well to call him
Mal: On Saturday?
Lad: yes Sanctuary cleaning
Mal: Hey, he doesn't call, he doesn't call. Asshole has to do his part for this.
Mal: What the Sam Frick is sanctuary cleaning?
Lad: how old are you?
Mal: 43 - why do you ask?
Lad: 43 years how do you feel using such words at your age? i mean no disrespect but it's childish to me honestly
Lad: Sam frick, Asshole, Gorram,
Mal: What am I supposed to say? Gee whillikers, what the deuce, oh my lord, good gravy?
Mal: I was in the US Marines for eighteen years. It doesn't do much to improve your manners. Actually, I'm sorta restrained compared to some.
Lad: Yeah captian Malcom
Lad: captain
Lad: But i believe every gentle man must talk like a gentle man, maybe you are not married yet?
Mal: No, the Corps didn't issue me with a wife.
Mal: Just kidding.
Mal: Who says I'm a gentleman?
Lad: Are you a Rasta man?
Mal: A what?
Lad: Rasta man
Lad: Ganger man
Lad: You drive bike
Lad: or truck
Lad: l got to go
Mal: I don't know quite what you're after with these questions. No, I'm not a trucker or a gorram biker, I'm a survival instructor.
Mal: Go clean your sanctuary, whatever that is.
Lad: Sanctuary is the house of God
Lad: Maybe you are Hindu?
Mal: No, I have no religion.
Lad: no wonder.
Mal: I haven't been near a church since I was a teen.
Mal: What was that last bit supposed to mean?
Lad: don't bother
Lad: let me run i will be back shortly
Lad: call him if he do not call you, that is only if you truly want to help me.
Mal: If he doesn't call me, that'll be too bad.

I don't reall expect that the "Diplomat" will call.

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Urban Dictionary: gorram
A version of "God damn".

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gorram good one.

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Mal: No, I have no religion.
Lad: no wonder.


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I love it when Mal slaps a lad. ♥
Quote:
Lad: Then stop using slangs on me if you are not ready to spell it out.
Mal: Don't be such a diva. Just get with the program.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Another highly amusing lad conversation with Mal or Cammy. Always cheer me up no end and especially so if I've had a bad day.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Brilliant !!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Lad: Am going to the church pls if you do not hear from him, do well to call him
Mal: On Saturday?
Lad: yes Sanctuary cleaning


So hes going to get his sanctuary cleaned Smile

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