Reading comprehension problem?

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Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Actually, I've concluded that some lad don't even open replies, never mind read them. In this case the lad got my reply, figured it was positive and sent a new email without even glancing at it.

The original was a usual script:

Quote:

This is to inform you that your compensation fund as a fraud victim has been approved for immediate payment on your behalf and your representative Mr. Charles O’Brien who claims to be your next of kin ...For the transfer stating that you have died of a car accident last week but we still decided to contact any way

Since I have two other lads to take care of I gave a nonsense reply in bold letters one inch high:

Quote:

Yes I did die in a car accident and left my $489,000 to the Humane Society to care for motherless cats.

I get this second script:

Quote:

Dear,

This is to confirm the receipt of your mail with contents dully noted accordingly, be guided that this office has put a stop order towards the release of the part payment of your inheritance fund value the sum of $2.5 Million United States Dollars

The contents were duly noted except for the part where I confirmed I was dead. Unbelievable.

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:26 pm

Most catchers don't read the replies. When you're passed up the ladder the higher level lad or Oga might pay a bit more attention to what you say, but even then it's all "blah blah blah WESTERN UNION blah blah MTCN yada yada"

See how outrageous you can get without any raising of eyebrows at the fiduciary agent's orfice. Smile

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