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Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


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PostPosted: Sat May 18, 2013 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hunh?

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Honey An sick but now and fine.


Ok, Babe, whatever you say Love.......


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may our lord Jesus Christ be with you all over dear in your country in Jesus name amen


Um, Amen?
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oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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PostPosted: Thu May 23, 2013 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am Madonna


I heard that you made up your mind and you're keeping your Baby!

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rattlesnake
Master of Master Baiters


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PostPosted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The latest from our good friend Alhaji Ibrahim Lamorde:

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THIS IS A MUST READ FOR YOU...THINK WISEY AND GET BACK TO ME WITH A BRAVE AND CLEVER ANSWER OK!!! (EFCC80)

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Subject and contents:

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WHAT IS GOING ON Mr Camille White ?


Not a good thing to call Cammy!

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Esox lucius
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Senator Kirk speaks for the first time about his stroke




Followed in the message by:
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Abigail Edward!BEGIN_DESCRIPTION!For Mark Kirk, there was no white light, no tunnel. What Illinois' junior U.S. senator experienced was three angels standing at the foot of his bed. "You want to come with us?" Kirk was asked. "No," he told them. "I'll hold off." Kirk plans to return to the Senate Thursday


Confused

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TheDane
Just a waste of time


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A CALL TO SERVE!!! ( PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS )

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TheDane
Just a waste of time


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And I just got this one...

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GOOD NEWS BUT SAD


Make up your mind dangit!

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Jumpin' Jack Flash
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 05 Jun 2013
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this one two days ago from Mariam Abache

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Subj: We Are All Human Beans

Shocked

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 05, 2013 10:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A Lad has lost faith in me:

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You don't need box so no need to continue this communication

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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

A couple that Cammy received...

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THINK AS A HUMAN AND ACT FAST


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WHY ARE YOU TAKING ALL THIS LONG TO DO WHAT IS NEEDED

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana Ghana Benin United Kingdom
Mortar x14 Closed lad accounts x 174
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 4:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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US ARMY IN A HOSPITAL


K-Rations?

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oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Drinks Water


Huh? Best read some of the message then:

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Our company would like to purchase Drinks、Water. If you are the Soft Drinks,Water producer or agent please contact us. Please offer us the product’s picture, specification and price.


Gotcha. I sent him this:

Image

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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

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mimicat
Baiting Guru


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Barrister Fredrick to me

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Are you out of your mind?


All because I said no to western Onion 5 times, so what. Laughing

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oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Everyone stand back this looks serious:

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BONANZA BONANZA BONANZA


Okay maybe it isn't all that bad after all but lets see what the 'Voice of Doom' has to say:


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Good Day Valuable costumer


Yeah I got a Flair for Colour (or is it Color?) but why are you contacting me?

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HERE IS THE MIDDLE OF THE YEAR BONANZA, WE ARE ORGANIZING A 4 DAYS
BONANZA FOR ALL OUR CLIENT THAT COULD NOT RECEIVE THERE LOAN AMOUNT
DUE TO LACK OF FUNDS


Speaking of Bonanza, I am the proud (to a point) owner of this fine LP. Sorry for my poor Photography skills but you should get the point. It was a tad over-priced at 50 cents:

Image

"Fiddlin', banjo pickin', and guitar strummin' are the order of the day as Ben, Adam, Hoss and Little Joe sing...."

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I do not want to be associated with occult and blood sucking organization,i was told that you are not a man of God but an occult leader with 666 sign. - Elvis
Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

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TheDane
Just a waste of time


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 5:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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CONGRALUATION

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windypops
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 2:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ Prosit!

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palemonkbaiter
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 28 May 2013
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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THIS MAIL IS ONLY FOR THE OWNER OF THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS


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Great News, You are Advised to Stop Contacting Them.


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Your Account, %EMAIL% Has Been Limited %random_num%


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Notification!
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 12:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Are you in search of a legitimate loan?


This lad should be put in charge of all central banks immediately.

--

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It is time to be aman


If you're paying, I'll be whoever you want me to be sweetie.

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Esox lucius
cat strangler


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Subject:
Quote:
FROM THE STABLE TABLE OF THE COURIER EXPRES INT


It will be getting wobbly for them shortly.

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Sand Timer (Br Joe)



"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG
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Yastreb
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 9:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Odd titles these days...

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FROM DESK OF GONOURABLE FRANK R.GEORGE INTERPOL COMMAND COTONOU

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"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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windypops
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm.... Is this lad new to 419 or a tired old hack?

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reason with me

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 20, 2013 3:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

... And hot on his heals a back-to-front lad.

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Subject: I am Edwin Nicolas, I contact you because of funds ($10.5Milliondollars) which has been unclaimed since the death of my client whom bears thesame surname with you,the bank demand that i should contact the next of kinotherwise his funds will be trans.... then he runs out of space


Quote:

Body Text: Greetings

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TheDane
Just a waste of time


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 6:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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APPROVE MASSAGE


Sure, I'd like that.

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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IMPOLITE


I admit, Brad did address the Lad disrespectfully; but it was for a reason.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom United Kingdom Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana Ghana Benin United Kingdom
Mortar x14 Closed lad accounts x 174
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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the claw
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 23 Jul 2012
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mods if im in de rong spot moov it

stupid name My private e-mail: ([email protected])

favoryak Rolling Eyes is she tibetan ?
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