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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Dec 2011 Posts: 93

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I am sure that we never mate before

No i have never mated with a lad before as far as I know...

Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:59 am

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The fraudsters have dented the image of this country so much that is why you have fears in sending money to get your contract documents endorsed. But if you

Yup, it was in the subject line. Don't ask. Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:59 am

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CONGRATULATION !!!!

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:31 am

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Attention Attention Attention?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Dec 2011 Posts: 93

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Greeting to you in the Christ Jesus.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Mar 2012 Posts: 108

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It's time to spill the beans

I agree lad,it is time to spill the beans Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:56 am

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Confidential READ IMMEDIATELY

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:45 pm

This subject is hard to even say...

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International Debt Funds Recovery Units

Later in the letter...who talks like this?

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The team that was dispatched confirmed that the legal modalities maintained for the coordination of the funds release was fair and just.

Another great line:

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The recovered funds were allotted into cash consignment baggage by United Nations (UN) Association of London England, and are currently deposited in our pecuniary vault here in Ghana

** SUSPENDED ** Joined: 19 Feb 2012 Posts: 160

I got something along the lines of;

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This is from Ass. Miners regarding gold

At first I thought this was some.... I don't know.... spam directed towards the gay market? Turns out it was a gold lad and 'Ass. Miners' was 'Association of Miners'. I'll be making sure that he uses that name as much as possible!

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:26 pm

From today's harvest:

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We need your assistant

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:03 pm

From:
FLORIDA POLICE DEPARTMENT
Subject~:

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We have instructed by Robert Mueller to arrest you_

and:
Mr. williams peter.
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Am sorry to tell you this if is not true

finally:
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT FINANCIAL BANK
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DEAD OR ALIVE?

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:49 am

Got this gem of a subject earlier

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IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP

Ok, I'm here to please Wink

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:29 pm

And this (from an ex porn star???)

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Dr. Lyndsy Bones

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2012 (WCSEHTFL) Conference Invitation on World Congress against Sex Exploitation.....

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:52 pm

Cleaning out my spam folder, I found this gem:

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YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON 4.6M DOLLARS

I wonder how my email address is going to collect its winnings...

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:50 am

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Here's me holding the very bright Brown UPS package

I saw no such picture.

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:08 am

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I am crying now

After I told my lovelad that his lawyer is a scammer...

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:11 pm

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THE ACCOUNT FROM COURIER CO

HSBC NORTH FINCHLEY BRANCH -LONDON
IBAN NO:GB87MIDL40050711305190.
A/C NO:11305190.
SWIFT:MIDLGB22.
A/C NAME A. LAWRENCE. Thumbs up

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SEND THESE INFOMATION

And:

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VERY URGENT

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WHERE ARE YOU? (REMINDER)

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WHERE ARE YOU, AGAIN?

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BE UPRIGHT AND SINCERE

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:35 pm

Revisiting a theme:

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CONGRATULATION ??

I don't think even "TOYOTA CAR LOTTERY PROMOTIONS"<[email protected]> believe their own format. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Mar 2012 Posts: 108

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MarryMeSugarDaddy

Okay,this might not be the subject,but this was the sender's name,needless to say,I laughed....hard Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:34 pm

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Win a Unbelievable Bottle Delivered to your House

It's got a kitten inside?? Confused

*Edit*

and...

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2012 invitation to supply bath towel from your national

erm .. wet towel arse whipping championships?

Where do they get these from? Laughing

Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:51 pm

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your product????

We are located in 359. Oknha Peich (St 242) Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
We saw your product i am in intrested in this product.

I didn't know naughty, novelty plaster gnomes were that big in that part of the world.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Dec 2011 Posts: 93

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HELLO LETS DO THIS AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER OKAY??

Sure thing lad! Lets be happy! Very Happy

(well atleast I will)

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:01 am

Lad logic at it's finest.

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Please This is secret and confidential Thanks.

I must apologise for berging this message into your mailbox without a formal introduction of myself to you. Blah....blah.....blah.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:56 pm

Whatever this means:

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Maybe something that couldn't be translated. There was nothing in the body field when I opened it though so it remains a mystery to me.

Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:43 pm

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ROYAL HOUSE OF TREASURY

I've got to include the whole format because it just gets better.

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Royal House of Treasury. 3rd April 2012

Beneficiary,

We the entire members of the Royal House of Treasury, on behalf of the Government of Great Britain, under the

auspices of the Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II held a meeting this week concerning

payment,both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds which were not released to the right

benefactors.Her Royal Majesty, has just informed this office (Royal House of Treasury)that All the listed

contractors and Inheritance funds efactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM AND INHERITANCE FUNDS were not

paid to should be released to them with effect.
We discovered that your payment listed to us million dollars (GBP33.5M) Great Britain Pounds(GBP33.5M), you

are advised to respond with effect so that we will process your payment to be made in any form you wish to

receive your funds.Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and transferred under

72hours of receiving this email. Yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped, untreated so at this

juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and

attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment Reference, Allocation Password, Pin Code and your Certificate of Merit Payment Released

Code ; Immediate Telex confirmation; Secret Code ,Having received these vital payment number, therefore You

are qualified now to receive and confirm Your payment with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern

Ireland immediately within 72hours You are directed to reconfirm your full detailed information, as stated:

FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS,
PROFESSION and MARITAL STATUS,
AGE, HOME PHONE NUMBER and CELL PHONE NUMBER
as well as time to call you on the phone.