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PeaceOutNY
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 24 Mar 2012
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

[My name is Blessing, honest and good-looking girls. I am 25yrs old 165cm tall, chocolate skinned, with brown sexy eyeballs looking for a man]

I love me some sexy eyeballs!
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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440


PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^I think most women are attracted to sexy eyeballs! Laughing

The best subject line I got is in my siggy:

"RE: FUCK U....MBESILE. FUCK OFF AND STOP SENDING ME EMAIL,IDIOT"

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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur

YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
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I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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Flippy
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 19 Nov 2010
Posts: 69


PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU??


Gotta love safaris.

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"AM GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON AND YOU WILL KNOW WHO AM I " - F0LAMI SEUN
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This could be fun. Very Happy

Quote:
Please Help Me And My Son(Open Attachment)


If you want to volunteer your help on what they need to do, you can contact them here:

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2590
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2012 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
ALIVE OR DEAD


Dead, but I know a good Medium

And

Quote:
NICE TO MEET YOU


Not likely, I'd be your worst nightmare. Wink

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Sand Timer (Br Joe)



"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
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Bort
Lazy Baiter


Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1647
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers


PostPosted: Sat May 12, 2012 1:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

This isn't from anyone I'm currently baiting or anything, it just turned up in my catcher account.

Quote:
COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT YOU GOT MY EMAIL PLS?????


The email itself just read "LET ME KNOW."

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PantzOnFya
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 12 Feb 2012
Posts: 52
Location: Mashing In


PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PeaceOutNY wrote:
[My name is Blessing, honest and good-looking girls. I am 25yrs old 165cm tall, chocolate skinned, with brown sexy eyeballs looking for a man]

I love me some sexy eyeballs!


I got that same one!

I also got

Quote:
LITTLE ASS SHIT


from my last lad, when he twigged...

I got an offer for a
Quote:
YOUTHFUL BOX


which I thought was rather interesting...

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Closed lad accounts

dude! i hv just sent a text to your mum for tonight's dinner....she will suck my shit tonight ....mugu - Dr. Chr1st0pher H4rri50n
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Morgain Le Fay
Pistol-packin' Mama


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range


PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Subject Line
Quote:
"Treat as Orgent"


Was he/she from Brooklyn or da Bronx?


Also in another subject line --> nagociate

^^ I think I will start using that one in my correspondence with a lad that we are negotiating with.

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Brainiac
Elite Baiter


Joined: 15 Feb 2010
Posts: 1338
Location: On the side of a volcano


PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 1:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Hi Dane.

Yes, this was in the Subject line:

--- On Fri, 9/9/11, BRODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA U NO WANT GIVE UP FOR MY OWN BOX????????????????????????? <[email protected]

In the script / text it was from (get this) Barclay's Bank.

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United Kingdom Nigeria


I am Christian and not a heathen as you mentioned
I am an FBI Agent and I work 24hours of the day.
You are playing with my intelligence.
You are making a fool of me. I am not here for joke. ---------(FBI agent Fred Owen)

You are so stupid...are you kidding yourself or are you insane? -----(hitlad "Dirty" Sanchez)
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PeaceOutNY
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 24 Mar 2012
Posts: 19


PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Never say Ever


OK.
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
You’re personal Letter from Dominic Grieve QC MP. Attorney General for England and Wales.(Reply Urgently)


I've been called worse.

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PeaceOutNY wrote:
Quote:
Never say Ever


I got...

Quote:
EVER SAY NEVER


I think they're playing with us.

*Edit to add*

Quote:
It looks like I am semi-erect all of the time


No comment.

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Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Recently:

Quote:
ARE YOU (DEAD) OR (ALIVE) DIRECTOR DHL COURIER SERVICE


And there's a sandtimer of mine whose subject line hasn't changed in 18 months or thereabouts:

Quote:
I COME TO YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
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jose_cuervo
Moderator


Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 7859
Location: Blackacre


PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I hate you seriously.



Cool

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“I guess a man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, and then steps in it.” ~ John Steinbeck
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Justcold
Swineherd


Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6383
Location: Where dafuq is www.scamwarners.com? Do they serve Yukon Jack?


PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 2:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^Jose, did you lift that from PF's box? Laughing

My lad...

Quote:
THIS IS STRANGE::::::::: I STILL CANT BELEIVE IT

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TownEnder
419Eater is my life


Joined: 18 May 2006
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 2:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Send to your mother in the VILLAGE

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TownEnder
419Eater is my life


Joined: 18 May 2006
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Location: The Town End


PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2012 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
HELLO RANGE ROVER OWNER

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"Good news. We just finished ur burial last night and we buried u at ajengule cementary. R.I.P u are now certified death." - Yusi Adams
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" - Alison Smith
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jose_cuervo
Moderator


Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 7859
Location: Blackacre


PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 12:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Justcold wrote:
^Jose, did you lift that from PF's box? Laughing


Well, it was a lad with whom PF and I were both... intimate. Laughing


From the same lad...
Quote:
FAMILESSLY IDIOT AND TOUT..

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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 6:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Us ARMY

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Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Sum payout of 1 GBP.


Quote:
URGENT ATTENTION !!! ISQHCWOZFJ

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2012 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
A Massage From Virginia Balassi


I love it when they email dirty Razz

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Sand Timer (Br Joe)



"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2012 8:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I can't withdraw back the consignment again from the Dhl office here, and deduct the €350 Euro from the total money to pay Dhl office here, and then send the consignment to you as you have instructed.


Quote:
Once again our hope is God and treasury Department


Cammy didn't like the second one at all...

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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next victim
Not Totally Ignorant


Joined: 27 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2012 1:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My newest Vlad sent this subject line to me

Quote:
bye


He is getting a thorough donkey BBQ now.

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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru


Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3466


PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2012 8:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

shortest scamletter ever?


Quote:
(no subject)

Email us for a loan


nothing else...

if the scammer saw the elegance of his letter? 5 words with 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 letters per word.

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Closed lad accounts x4

am opening a porkfarm
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14996
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Hello my love, My name is jane ferguson,i come across and read through your profile today and i became interested in you,i will also like to know you the more,and i want you to send an e-mail to my e-mail address so i can give you my picture for you to know whom i am and for the both of us to know each other very well and better in life,and we can achieve it in future because ture love and feeling means alot in future.Here is my private e-mail address you can contact me with it.([email protected] )I am waiting for your mail to my e-mail address above and aslo, Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love,feeling,e-motions and sympathetic love matters alot in life. Thanks,and i promise to be honest and to keep a very good relationship with you. jane. [email protected]


The subject is the message, and the message is the subject.

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 180
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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