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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life


Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow, what a retarded email!!! And where is England II? Razz

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Morgain Le Fay
Pistol-packin' Mama


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range


PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II


A bit dyslexic!

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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan


PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^It's like Second Corinth, where Paul wrote one of his letters to.

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ He's all yours: [email protected]

He's currently found half way down on page three of the catcher account in my sig line if you want to see the original. Wink

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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93


PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
YOUR ARE UPLIFTED LIKE MOUNTAINS THIS YEAR


WOW!!
I didn't know that Surprised Sounds trippy

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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo Smile )

You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.

I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered.
- Micheal Umaru, gold salesman

stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:25 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^ That'll be Mrs. Natty Evan from Kuwait. Sounds like she could be a likely candidate as one of Inspector Gadget's thunder bum lads. Wink

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
please help me because of my daughter it's urgent


You just wait until she hits puberty and discovers boys mate. Rolling Eyes Wink

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
From yours sister


This one actually does resemble the sort of emails I get from my beloved sister. Wink

I know you visit this place and will most likely read this. I love you really.

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Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this one from my SE lad yesterday after I sent a before and after photo of a trellis I built. That and a 5 page form to get her money sent to America.

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only as for your photo,not the grass!
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14837
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:39 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, there's:

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Once again I.M.F favourable declearation today


I first read it as "deceleration".

Quote:
FBI SIGNED AGAINST YOU


Well, equal opportunity I guess...

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:36 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Allah elected one.


I am glad to know you, but Allah knows you better... Shocked

Oh heck. I'm well and truly forked. Laughing

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Bort
Lazy Baiter


Joined: 22 Apr 2011
Posts: 1647
Location: The land of crocodiles, drop-bears and corrupt premiers


PostPosted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PekkaPerkelevittu wrote:
Quote:
YOUR ARE UPLIFTED LIKE MOUNTAINS THIS YEAR


WOW!!
I didn't know that Surprised Sounds trippy


I got that gem in my catcher account as well. Sadly the body of the email was just a standard, boring dying widow format.

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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life


Joined: 04 Jul 2009
Posts: 277


PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

These are all subject lines in a bait I had in which I pretended to be a cult leader and occasionally made threats or confessed to having murdered other people.

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that is too much you cant hold the war of blood repent


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This sounds funny where i am gicving you last chance in truth avoiding your death


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stop sending mew stupid conditions it is wickedness


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NO CONFIRMATION FROM THE TENDER BOARD OF THE MONEY GRAMM FROM SH1ELD S3CURITIES


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THIS SYSEM OF INITIATIPON IS OVER I HAVE FINISHED THE FIRST FORM SO TRY AND GET ME RIGHT AND PAY THE MONEY NOT TO BETRAY ME AS A BROTHER


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You are Still A Baby in the World Dont Be Foolish


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think well on this no death in christ jesus


Quote:
Just find something else to do than decieving yourself on what you dont know you have lost the money byy

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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93


PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Attention Beneficiary!!!( I NO THAT U ARE NOT GOING TO BELIVE IT ! IT REAL.


Ok now I believe you!!!!!

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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo Smile )

You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.

I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered.
- Micheal Umaru, gold salesman

stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
hello mary


OK, Who's been talking? Image

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
YOUR PACKAGE


Indeed. Cool

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
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TheDane
Just a waste of time


Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5068
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...


PostPosted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 1:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This is not from a format but an off script reply, but nevertheless funny... Laughing

Miss Bean Jimmy Lemi Milla wrote:
Daddy please dont be angry with the bank

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2012 8:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I thought someone was playing a joke when I got these one after the other.

Quote:
Class Lottery!


I've always wanted to be lower-upper upper-middle working class.

Quote:
MESSAGE FROM THE HOUSE OF LORD'S BENIN REPUBLIC


Recognition from the grateful public of Benin at last.

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

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MelStim
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 02 Apr 2012
Posts: 24


PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2012 7:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
( merycris ogwo is in love with you)


That was quick I have not even met him/her/it.

and what is with the brackets?
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066


PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Do not take this transaction to be a joke because it is my life


Too late. Laughing

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i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
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PeaceOutNY
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 24 Mar 2012
Posts: 19


PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
My uncles has been seriously chasing me around with constant treats, trying to suppress me so that I will surrender the documents of this funds deposit and trying to force me to instruct the bank to release the fund into his control.


Death by candy? Where do I sign up?
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 14837
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 11:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Where have you been?Your Payment Verily Ready{Urgent & Urgent}


Pseudo-medieval email?

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 178
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Jeuse answers prayers


NSFW!


Laughing

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
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SlapHappy
Body Eater


Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.


PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2012 5:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Think about me hard


From Moosechuckle Modeling's pervert Oke.

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windypops
"You'll be sorry"


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2012 11:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
An invitation to Multiply


Fnarr...fnarr... Yak..yak... Fibble...fibble... Laughing Twisted Evil

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