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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93


PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 9:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I am sure that we never mate before


No i have never mated with a lad before as far as I know...

Laughing Laughing

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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo Smile )

You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.

I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered.
- Micheal Umaru, gold salesman

stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch
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TheDane
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Aug 2010
Posts: 5068
Location: Meanwhile, somewhere else...


PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 5:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The fraudsters have dented the image of this country so much that is why you have fears in sending money to get your contract documents endorsed. But if you


Shocked

Yup, it was in the subject line. Don't ask. Laughing

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Sand Timer T.W.A.T Santa Safari Lagos-Ouagadougou-Arbinda Safari Warri-Yaoundé

I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
CONGRATULATION !!!!

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Dharma
21st century bastard


Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2144
Location: The Empty Quarter


PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Attention Attention Attention?


Laughing

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Safari X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93


PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:17 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Greeting to you in the Christ Jesus.

Rolling Eyes

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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo Smile )

You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.

I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered.
- Micheal Umaru, gold salesman

stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch
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John McMillan
Master Baiter


Joined: 16 Mar 2012
Posts: 108


PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 4:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It's time to spill the beans


I agree lad,it is time to spill the beans Laughing

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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Confidential READ IMMEDIATELY

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Ura Hogg
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 11 Aug 2008
Posts: 8
Location: Deep in the Heart of my Bottom


PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This subject is hard to even say...
Quote:
International Debt Funds Recovery Units

Later in the letter...who talks like this?
Quote:
The team that was dispatched confirmed that the legal modalities maintained for the coordination of the funds release was fair and just.

Another great line:
Quote:
The recovered funds were allotted into cash consignment baggage by United Nations (UN) Association of London England, and are currently deposited in our pecuniary vault here in Ghana
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Cpt.J.H
** SUSPENDED **


Joined: 19 Feb 2012
Posts: 160


PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I got something along the lines of;

Quote:
This is from Ass. Miners regarding gold


At first I thought this was some.... I don't know.... spam directed towards the gay market? Turns out it was a gold lad and 'Ass. Miners' was 'Association of Miners'. I'll be making sure that he uses that name as much as possible!

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From the terminal of Cpt. J. Harkness, C.O. Torchwood 03, Cardiff


CATION: RIFT IS AT CODE MAUVE

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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 7:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From today's harvest:

Quote:
We need your assistant

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piecrust
Our Plaything


Joined: 29 Dec 2010
Posts: 1606
Location: Alright! Who stole my avatar?


PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

From:
FLORIDA POLICE DEPARTMENT
Subject~:
Quote:
We have instructed by Robert Mueller to arrest you_


and:
Mr. williams peter.
Subject~:
Quote:
Am sorry to tell you this if is not true


finally:
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT FINANCIAL BANK
Subject~:
Quote:
DEAD OR ALIVE?

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You would look good in Gold
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"I am a man of hing reputation." - Loan lad Billy Hord.
"don't even think of given me that crap that you are Deaf and dump or my line is cut off , i don't have a phone please don't.." - Loan lad Billy Hord. (Having been baited to hell)
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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2604
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 1:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Got this gem of a subject earlier

Quote:
IN DIRE NEED OF YOUR HELP


Ok, I'm here to please Wink

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Sand Timer (Br Joe)



"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG
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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2604
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

And this (from an ex porn star???)

Quote:
Dr. Lyndsy Bones


Quote:
2012 (WCSEHTFL) Conference Invitation on World Congress against Sex Exploitation.....

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Sand Timer (Br Joe)



"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG
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Ura Hogg
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 11 Aug 2008
Posts: 8
Location: Deep in the Heart of my Bottom


PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 12:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cleaning out my spam folder, I found this gem:
Quote:
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS HAS WON 4.6M DOLLARS

I wonder how my email address is going to collect its winnings...
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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 15025
Location: Leading my wolf pack


PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Here's me holding the very bright Brown UPS package


I saw no such picture.

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"I aim to misbehave."

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Duffy Duck
419Eater is my life


Joined: 09 Sep 2011
Posts: 413
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I am crying now

After I told my lovelad that his lawyer is a scammer...

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"You are the biggest fool i have ever come across in my whole wide world, i advise you to stay away from me all the days of your life. you are nothing but a poke meat." Frodo Baggins
"you are an idiot and a moron, who are you. why are you lying. saying you came to my office and could not locate me. you must be a bastard and your mother must have been a prostitute" Advocate Mark Johnson
"Let us not misunderstand, twist or put up a logic while I do not even know the exact thing you are talking" George Lawsson
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Dharma
21st century bastard


Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2144
Location: The Empty Quarter


PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 4:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

First:
Quote:

THE ACCOUNT FROM COURIER CO


HSBC NORTH FINCHLEY BRANCH -LONDON
IBAN NO:GB87MIDL40050711305190.
A/C NO:11305190.
SWIFT:MIDLGB22.
A/C NAME A. LAWRENCE.
Thumbs up


Then:
Quote:

SEND THESE INFOMATION



And:
Quote:

VERY URGENT


Quote:

WHERE ARE YOU? (REMINDER)


Quote:
WHERE ARE YOU, AGAIN?

and finally:

Quote:
BE UPRIGHT AND SINCERE
Laughing

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Penguin
Trafalgar Square 2013
Safari X5, Lagos - Accra- Cotonou- Ndjamena- Abeche(with SH) Isaac
Safari Accra- Douala(i only have one thing to say to you, go Fuck yourself and have a nice day Ok)
Safari London to Edinburgh(with DD)Sterck
Safari The Road to West Darfur (with Dr Mike)
Safari X2 Accra- Douala- Mundemba (Why do you put me in pain)
Safari Ireland to Sweden- Zion
Safari Nigeria- Chad (with Dr Mike and Agda)
Safari X2 Liberia- Ivory Coast, (with IG)
Safari X3 Nigeria to Chad- Steve & Tony(T**T team)
Safari X3 Belgium-Sweden-Denmark- Congo(with Dr Mike and Dane)
(Safari Safari Safari) X2 Operation Gold 2011
Safari X23 Random safaris (You are a bastard beast)Akmal
Golden Pith Rame Head 2013

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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Revisiting a theme:

Quote:
CONGRATULATION ??


I don't think even "TOYOTA CAR LOTTERY PROMOTIONS"<[email protected]> believe their own format. Laughing

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

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John McMillan
Master Baiter


Joined: 16 Mar 2012
Posts: 108


PostPosted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
MarryMeSugarDaddy


Okay,this might not be the subject,but this was the sender's name,needless to say,I laughed....hard Laughing

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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 12:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Win a Unbelievable Bottle Delivered to your House



It's got a kitten inside?? Confused

*Edit*

and...

Quote:
2012 invitation to supply bath towel from your national


erm .. wet towel arse whipping championships?

Where do they get these from? Laughing

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Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
your product????


We are located in 359. Oknha Peich (St 242) Phnom Penh, Cambodia.
We saw your product i am in intrested in this product.

I didn't know naughty, novelty plaster gnomes were that big in that part of the world.

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
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LOSTINSPACE
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 05 Dec 2011
Posts: 93


PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 8:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
HELLO LETS DO THIS AND BE HAPPY TOGETHER OKAY??


Sure thing lad! Lets be happy! Very Happy (well atleast I will)

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i belive in jebus with all my heart - Nation Prophet (no it was not a one time typo Smile )

You will not go unponished - Hassan Toure Pissed goldlad after 6 months of mercyless baiting.

I have been going through your cheap mails and fabules.However, will not be there with your "ALTMAN BE PRISED" play card rather i have sent Angels to the airport to raise the play card "JESUS BE PRAISED" Once you see the playcard "JESUS BE PRAISED" fall down and worship him, knowing that your cheap and unworthy filthy tricks have been discovered.
- Micheal Umaru, gold salesman

stop to be fooling ur self and being ingratitude and insensitive. - Barrister Boris Koch
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 8:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Lad logic at it's finest.

Quote:
Please This is secret and confidential Thanks.


I must apologise for berging this message into your mailbox without a formal introduction of myself to you. Blah....blah.....blah.

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

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boxman
Master Baiter


Joined: 29 Nov 2011
Posts: 228
Location: Some kind of dark basement eating chicken scraps


PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whatever this means:

Quote:
vĪAǧŖᾎ ȬᾕḸĬ₦Ẹ ṖΉӑŔḿᾼċὟ---ĉḨѐćḳ ἎṱТᾋḉȟmЕἢŤ


Maybe something that couldn't be translated. There was nothing in the body field when I opened it though so it remains a mystery to me.

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DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DEALING WITH KIDS? STOP TRYING TO HACK INTO OUR SYSTEM AS THE SECURITY IS WATCHING YOUR STEPS. (angry inheritance lad)
..you might end up bringing curses upon your head and upon your family.Beware (angry gold lad)
congratulations for all you are doing to me, wait for your pay back from God someday ! (angry love lad)
You are a wonderful man Melting Pot of your words (love lad "Lucy")
You are fucking liar get a fuck liar you are united state you not in Africa fucking liar go away. (angy gold lad)

Nigeria Closed lad accounts x6 Easter Egg 2012
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windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 7:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
ROYAL HOUSE OF TREASURY


I've got to include the whole format because it just gets better.
Quote:

Royal House of Treasury. 3rd April 2012


Beneficiary,



We the entire members of the Royal House of Treasury, on behalf of the Government of Great Britain, under the

auspices of the Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth of England II held a meeting this week concerning

payment,both foreign and local contractors and some inheritance funds which were not released to the right

benefactors.Her Royal Majesty, has just informed this office (Royal House of Treasury)that All the listed

contractors and Inheritance funds efactors which their CONTRACT PAYMENT SUM AND INHERITANCE FUNDS were not

paid to should be released to them with effect.
We discovered that your payment listed to us million dollars (GBP33.5M) Great Britain Pounds(GBP33.5M), you

are advised to respond with effect so that we will process your payment to be made in any form you wish to

receive your funds.Kindly respond to this office so that your payment will be process and transferred under

72hours of receiving this email. Yesterday, we discovered that your file was dumped, untreated so at this

juncture, we apologize for the delay of your payment and please stop communicating with any office now and

attention to the appointed office below for you to receive your payment accordingly.

Now your new Payment Reference, Allocation Password, Pin Code and your Certificate of Merit Payment Released

Code ; Immediate Telex confirmation; Secret Code ,Having received these vital payment number, therefore You

are qualified now to receive and confirm Your payment with the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern

Ireland immediately within 72hours You are directed to reconfirm your full detailed information, as stated:


FULL NAME, HOME ADDRESS,
PROFESSION and MARITAL STATUS,
AGE, HOME PHONE NUMBER and CELL PHONE NUMBER
as well as time to call you on the phone.

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

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