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windypops
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This ladette starts as she means to continue.

Quote:
please forgive me !!!!am sorry

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 11:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Things didn't end well, so:

Quote:
YOU ARE A FOOL MALCOLM


Or there's:

Quote:
Dear Sir, fbi


J. Edgar would be unhappy!

But this is actually true:

Quote:
Malc0lm Reyn0lds You are not polite

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oscarpiles
Custard Kitty Cat


Joined: 13 Apr 2012
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad is being a wee bit forward in my opinion:

Quote:
I AM INTRESTED IN YOUR EQUIPMENT

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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2012 7:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
RAED/ANSWE​R.

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
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windypops
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think news of this thread has got around the cyber. They're just taking the p now.

Quote:
CONGARTLION BELOVES ONE


Confused Laughing

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windypops
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
GOLD AND DIAMONDS E.T.C. FOR SALE.


This one came just in the nick of time. I'm running low on etc.

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mrbblee
Hello I'm New here!


Joined: 03 Sep 2012
Posts: 13


PostPosted: Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
lOng tim your slusius chets


Which I'm assuming is something about salacious chats... although Long Tim sounds like he might have a future in the porn industry... Laughing

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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 5:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
0000000


Um, yeah okay...

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ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
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Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2012 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Sent to a friend who forwarded it to me:

Quote:
100% Reply


He didn't reply but I did.
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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANT


That'll cost you Fifty Bucks!

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Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Warmest Regards From Kabul.............................


No comment.

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oscarpiles
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2012 11:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My new Gal had better calm down a bit or this may be a very short relationship:

Quote:
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Until thy kingdom hell of stupidity thy come!!! - Sarah
I AM GOING CRAZYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Bobby/Jenny/Jugs/moneyp**
ufffffffffffffffffffffffff - Outlander
F*ck you ass all – Jerry Asshat
i am a good lad i have told u that many times - Kevin the Idiot
You need home training lol - Brian LaLadyBits

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GuyInFreezer
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 13 Sep 2012
Posts: 23


PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 3:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I will want you to help me collect this $10.5m deposit

So...Is it semi-necessary?

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windypops
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A moment's silence please.

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Michael is dead


Laughing

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agnomen
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Joined: 16 Apr 2012
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mrs Louisa Vladislav

Quote:
my medical report quotes a very short life sperm


formerly Mr Vladislav? is there something we should know

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Iwonthelotterytwice
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 30 Sep 2012
Posts: 87
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I have one form Louisa too

Presently I am battling with both lung cancer and stroke and according to my doctor, my medical report quotes a very short life sperm due to my health condition that I only have few months to live

Laughing

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LauraPalmer
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Joined: 05 Jan 2012
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
*****POSSÍVEL SPAM***** IMPORTANT


Not just regular spam, but important spam!

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Mega Bandit
419Eater is my life


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 07, 2012 10:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Grant of US$10.5 million (NOT SPAM)


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Consent Needed!!!


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We offer all kinds of Loan. Do you need a legit loan or funding for any reason? Do you have unpaid bills or in debt? Do you need a loan and have been turned down by your bank due to bad credit? Do you have dreams of setting up a business? we I offer a quick and free loan @ rate of 3% per annual get 48hrs turn around by contacting our E-mail Id:- [...]@gmail.com

That last one is all one subject line.

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Yastreb
Demented Opportunist


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PLEASE I WANT YOU TO BE SERIOUS OVER THIS ISSUE


Cammy is very serious about putting you through hell...

Quote:
THIS LETTER IS FOR YOU


No shit, Sherlock.

Quote:
GET UNDERSTANDING OF THIS WHOLE THING PROPER.THANK YOU.ICB GHANA.


"ICB Ghana - where semi-literacy is no handicap to high office."

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I will heed the advice of a polite horse for it is written that more flies are caught with honey than vinegar... although assault carbines and monstrous wolves are still fun.

"I aim to misbehave."

Asena - Pretty Rose
United Kingdom x5 Spain New Zealand Senegal Ghana x2 Benin Closed lad accounts x 183
Safari x 4 - Oyenka Chidinma - Lagos to Cotonou; Dickyboi - Lagos to Accra; Femmy - Lagos to Porto Novo; "Woody" - Accra to Singapore
Sand Timer x 7: Dufus & Abavana/Capt Joseph Annan/Victor Walla/Ohene Agyekum/James Jeffrey/Peace Akpobor & John Mensah/Tony Kalaby & Addo Gilbert
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windypops
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 08, 2012 10:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My catcher never ceases to amaze and amuse me. From today's crop:

I'm all ears son.
Quote:
FROM ENGINEAR PETER LOTZ OPEN THE ATTACH FOR YOUR INFO


Shocked
Quote:
READ AND GET BACK TO ME NOW Personal and business


They call me old faitful. Wink
Quote:
If Only we can do this with good fait okay


Sounds like a job for PETER LOTZ
Quote:
Please Hear my Cry


Now would she be one of the Hampshire or Buckinghamshire Proousals?
Quote:
To Miss Rosemary albert Proousal

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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
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GuyInFreezer
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 13 Sep 2012
Posts: 23


PostPosted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 10:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Hi My Friend


(she(?) wrote a poem for me!)
Hi there!

Quote:

Dear one


Sorry, dear. It seems like you got the wrong number, for I am sixty-nine

EDIT
Image
O.O

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ScammedOut
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440


PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 3:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Dear Beloved in Christ, I am Mrs.Mary Parker an ageing widow suffering from long time illness. I have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of 7.5 Million Pounds and I needed a very honest and God fearing Christian that will use the fund for God's work, if you are, kindly reply me at my email:[email protected] Yours in the Lord. Mrs.Mary Parker.‏


The email itself is blank. I guess Mary ran out things to say after this subject line.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED."- Rev.1an H0rgan
You are very stupid PIG.-Mr. Samuel Koff0ur

YOU GO SLEEP YOU NO GO WAKE UP AGAIN
SEE YOU ASS IN HELL fucking tax payer ..
REJOICE IN HELL - Jack L1n (Mr.)
Enough fooling around with yourself. Your parents and family are Fucking scammer!
You are a white baboon,that doesn't even take
shower.
-Miss Gbagbo, Christian.
I NEVER SEE ANIMAL LIKE YOU. Your papa be castrated so he no make more like you!
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agnomen
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 4:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Robert S. Mueller III - pure genius renaming to the same name will fool any lad.

Quote:
The Cyber Crime Division of the FBI gathered information from the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) formerly known as the Internet Fraud Complaint Center (IFCC) of how some people have lost outrageous sums of money to these impostors.

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agnomen
Baiting Guru


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Another gender confused lad.
Quote:
I am Ms David Tagro, the only son of late Mr Desire Asségnini Tagro,

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Gwonam
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 18 Feb 2012
Posts: 57
Location: Koridai


PostPosted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 2:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once said in a reply to a format, "what the fuck is with all these email from people named Florence." The lad's reply had the subject line:
Quote:
This is not a fuck but real.

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