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vonpaso xlura
Different and Distinctive


Joined: 10 Apr 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You get a message with the subject "40% Off Team Logos from Fathead" and misread it as "Team Lagos".

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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dropja_drawers
Master Baiter


Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Location: United Kingdom


PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

...you get an email from a recruitment agent and think about which account to reply from.

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Mortal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 02 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You receive a request of cooperation from a friend and you reply "I'm interested in your offer, please tell me more."

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Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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next victim
Not Totally Ignorant


Joined: 27 Mar 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You wake from a power nap, or that dreaded thing called sleep, thinking you may have screwed up something.

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lord goldblade
The Depraved One


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Your friend tells you they have been on safari and you wonder who was responsible for their trip.

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BearSeason
Elite Baiter


Joined: 19 Jun 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 6:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You're boss tells you he's wiring money into your account and you immediately suspect that he's messing with you.

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U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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lord goldblade
The Depraved One


Joined: 13 Jan 2011
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

you see any shop sign that says western union avaliable here and instantly create one of deuzers forms in your head

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"GO DRINK POISEN AND SLEEP THEN DIE FUCK WITH YOUR MONEY"

"i should have known that you are full of lies ,at first you told me you have a flying jet but i never knew that you were nothing but building upstairs on the sky"

"I like to sincerely thank you for all your disappointment,stress ,lies and frustrations,now I should have not gotten myself involved in the first place thanks to you all"

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Mortal
Baiting Guru


Joined: 02 Jul 2009
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you have company that has sign AllStar near your house. And that is fo realz. Very Happy

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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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TheDane
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 8:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You wake up one morning and find out, that your neighbour is building a sand bag pyramid in your front garden.

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Seamless
Baiting Guru


Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 5866
Location: Paradise


PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When everyone standing in line at the WU counter looks like a lad or a victim.

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You are a goat. And very stupid. I will deal with you very soon, just wait, I have all your contact address, and I will trace you very soon, for insulting me, all evidence of your insult to me has been filed.

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psychicbait
Mistress of Piggies


Joined: 22 Nov 2009
Posts: 2782
Location: wherever, dressed to kill


PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:15 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
That!
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings


Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 11:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

You think a bait shop is a place where you get fresh lads.

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Morgain Le Fay
Pistol-packin' Mama


Joined: 14 Oct 2010
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ *That* is funny!!

(esp. living in an area where there are lots of bait shops)

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TheDane
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ I bet it goes something like this: Laughing
Costumer: "I would like to buy some bait, please."
Bait Shop guy: "You came to the right place then, Sir. I am interested, could you please tell me more?"

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I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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Fo'andles
Punk Pony


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1597
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere


PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 9:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Tut,tut You should know its called a fishing tackle shop, but with some of the large hooks they have, makes your eye's water just thinking where it could land in a lads anatomy. Laughing

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Big Al
The Schmooze-Meister


Joined: 13 Dec 2011
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Location: Winter is Coming....


PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you watch a TV commercial and wonder where in Ladland they found that writer.
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru


Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2341
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.


PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you meet a hot single man who is interested in you and send him only one short text a day and reveal nothing about yourself. Confused

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My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.

"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit]
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JimBoy
Master Baiter


Joined: 21 Jul 2011
Posts: 154
Location: Nigeria gettin' my money


PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 11:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Haha, these are good.

When a friend asks you to wire money to you and you recommend using Security Shield.

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irishemigrant
I Told You So


Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4871
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When you see the same thread under a diff OP for the 4th time in 5 years

Wink

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Merry Widow
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 581


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

When your boss asks for a spreadsheet or picture to be emailed and you think about which file to rename and send as a the un-openable attachment.

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Fo'andles
Punk Pony


Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1597
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Irish,
Must have been a good night, still have a hangover Rolling Eyes

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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence
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Esox lucius
cat strangler


Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2590
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 2:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you amaze your friends on Pub Quiz nights with your comprehensive knowledge of Geography questions relating to west Africa.

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TheDane
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Joined: 13 Aug 2010
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When you're proofreading, and find yourself substituting all the exclamation marks with 'ooooooo'

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I AM A FOOL AND I AM SO DISAPPOINTED - Brother Okei AKA Goat Milk Lad
I do not wish my enemy what I have experienced and this humiliation you are putting me through - Rushforth (on behalf of Dharma & Dr Mike)
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Cougar
Elite Baiter


Joined: 16 Apr 2009
Posts: 1293
Location: Curled up on the doctor's chair.


PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ Irish - glad it wasn't just me. Wink

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windypops
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Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 26, 2012 7:46 am Reply with quoteBack to top

wetin dey! to de do me wayo naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! y u no sabi just dey dabaru my tin?????

OOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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