Lads gone wild - spring - nervous -breakdown

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Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:58 pm

Something happened today that brought me true joy.
Hell, I might have teared up for moment when I noticed
that my current lad had so taken the bait, and so counted
on the wealth surely forthcoming - that his disappointment
was comparable if not identical to a nervous breakdown.
I honestly believe he suffered cognitive damage by the manner
in which he went fu*king ballistic. Surprised

Inaudible screaming, then slurred speech, and more screaming. Twisted Evil

I offer up a sincere thank you to the eater community.
Without information, toolkits, etc. gathered here,
I would have never reached this level of effectiveness.

Thank you!!

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:55 pm

Good stuff. Pity there isn't a siggy for inaudible screaming Smile

Maybe something like this

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2012 10:57 pm

Sounds like you wound up your lad well. His screaming is music to our ears.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 1:09 am

Any chance of an audio?

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 438

Yes, please tell us you recorded it. ^^^^^^

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:59 pm

guys, i can barely bring myself to say it - but no audio.

i have only recorded incoming calls.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Feb 2012 Posts: 118

Another satisfied customer compliments of 419 Eater.

Master Baiter Joined: 03 May 2011 Posts: 237

Shame you didn't record it, but could you at least describe the modalities, scenario etc employed to bring about the lad's nervous breakdown over the phone? I think we'd all like a laugh. Smile

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 8:02 pm

this asshole has been waiting, calling, emailing urgently.
seems he needs some numbers but i make him verify each
time we speak - that he indeed is the lad. each and every
call begins with me acting like i have never heard his voice.
i make him do the song and dance and meanwhile he is
desperately trying to speed up the process, but i wont have it.
im starting over, and over from the beginning, and i hear heavy traffic noise in the background.
plus he is paying god knows what per minute. he gets close to
the end and i disconnect. i ignore his next 3 calls, and then i
call to say "call me - i hear you clearly now"

and that proved to be more than he could bear.
you know how only so much volume can pass
through the mic, and it distorts? even the part
that wasn't full on screaming became inaudible, slurred.
i honestly thought he needed medical attention, but
i honestly did not give a fu*k if he collapsed right
there. he truly is the lowest form of life.

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 9:00 pm

@ wowwow
i have been kicking myself for
making an outbound, un-recorded call to him

so thanks for that. Smile

makes me feel better.

somehow i knew this group would still get it.

on other hobby/interest forums this would be
"worthless without pics" but this group is like no other. beers!

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2012 11:33 pm

^^Screaming, low moans of pain, "ohgodohgodohgod" -- it's all good when it comes out of a lad! Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:29 pm

Excellent.
I must look into more audios and the means to record them.
It would have been great to hear, but my imagine make it hilarious anyway. Smile

Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:30 pm

God Damn that spell checker.

(Imagination)

Crying or Very sad

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