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DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I just wanted to see how far I could push this guy before he gave up...Lad in red, me in blue =)

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From: Banba Kobbi
To: undisclosed recipients
Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 7:00 AM
Subject: From Banba

Hi Mrs. Jennifer Franklyn

I am Mr. Bamba Kobbi a citizen of Ghana .I have in my bank the existence of a big amount of money that belongs to a customer Daniel Franklyn who bear the same surname with yours .The fund is now without any claim because Daniel Franklyn died in a deadly earthquake in China in 2008. I want your cooperation so as to make the bank release the fund to you as the beneficiary and next of kin to the fund.

Note that, you are standing as the next of kin to late Daniel Franklyn as soon as i received your full information,i will do all the computerization by myself on your favor, before forwarding your file to our head office where the transfer will be made from into your nominated account. Note that the fund to be claim is $2.4million united states dollars and you have 50 kilos of gold to be claim too. I will start the process as soon as i received your information.
Your full name:----------------
Your contact address: ------------
Current Telephone no : ------------
Your banking details: ----------------------------
Age: ----------------- Occupation --------------------
Your identification : ----------------------
As soon as i hear from you,i will send to you the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT we issued to late Daniel Franklyn in case our head office ask for it from you as an evidence that you are the next of kin to late Mr. Daniel Franklyn and also his company registration with our bank.
I am waiting to hear from you.
Banba Kobbi


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From: Harry Balls
Subject: Re: From Banba
To: "Banba Kobbi" <[email protected]>
Date: Monday, March 5, 2012, 6:15 AM

My surname is Balls, not Franklyn.


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From: Banba Kobbi
To: Harry Balls
Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 2:09 PM
Subject: From Banba

Hi ,

Thanks, for your mail , I know that your surname is not Franklyn is Balls what is important now is your readiness to work with me,
I will do the computerization of your information on our system by my self , before passing your file to our head office as the next of kin to late Daniel Franklyn , as soon as that is done immediately our head office will release the fund to your nominated bank account immediately., and the gold will be deliver to your contact address which you send to the bank.
Your full name: ----------------
Your contact address: ------------
Current Telephone no : ------------
Your banking details: ----------------------------
Age: ----------------- Occupation --------------------
Your banking details: ------------------------------------------------------------
As soon as I hear from you, i will proceed for the documentation of your name as the next of kin to late Daniel Franklyn immediately. Note that all the documents about this transaction will be send to you for your record. If you can send the information today by tomorrow I will start the processing ok.
I am waiting to hear from you.
Bamba Kobbi


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From: Harry Balls
Subject: Re: From Banba
To: "Banba Kobbi" <[email protected]>
Date: Monday, March 5, 2012, 11:46 AM

Bambi,

I have some questions before we proceed.
* This is a large sum of money. How do we move it without anyone noticing?
* What is my percentage?
* How much tax will I have to pay on these funds?
* Are you sure that you are 100% homosexual?
* Are you flamboyant about it?
* Is this even legal?
* This sounds very dangerous. Will I get into trouble with my government?

Regards,

Harry Big Balls


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From: Banba Kobbi
To: Harry Balls
Sent: Monday, March 05, 2012 5:36 PM
Subject: From Banba

Dear Balls,

Thanks for your mail and some questions you table before me,
I must tell you that the transaction will be executed through bank to bank transaction, and all the necessary documents will be issued to your bank by the transfer bank ok there is nothing to worry about.
Note that the fund will be transfer as an investment fund because of that you will have 35% while 5% will be map out for expense that mightarised in the cause of the transaction.And you will be in control of the investment before i come over.
My friend, about the tax issue, you knows better than me because is your country.tax will not be a problem ok.please there is nothimg to worry about,as soon as you send your information and every documentation is done, the bank attorney will help you to finilized the transfer ok.
The transfer is not dengerous, you will not get into trouble of any kind because everything will be legally done ok.
I am waiting to received your information.
Banba


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From: Harry Balls
Subject: Re: From Banba
To: "Banba Kobbi" <[email protected]>
Date: Monday, March 5, 2012, 5:24 PM

Bambi,

You didn't answer all of my questions.

Regards,

Harry Balls


Quote:
From: Banba Kobbi
To: Harry Balls
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 2:51 AM
Subject: From Banba

Please which of your questions i did not answer? , if you are interested please send the information needed ok so that we can move on


Quote:
From: Harry Balls
Subject: Re: From Banba
To: "Banba Kobbi" <[email protected]>
Date: Tuesday, March 6, 2012, 3:24 AM

I will highlight the ones that you didn't answer.

* This is a large sum of money. How do we move it without anyone noticing?
* What is my percentage?
* How much tax will I have to pay on these funds?
* Are you sure that you are 100% homosexual?
* Are you flamboyant about it?

* Is this even legal?
* This sounds very dangerous. Will I get into trouble with my government?


Quote:
From: Banba Kobbi
To: Harry Balls
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 7:29 AM
Subject: Re: From Banba

i am very sure that i am 100% homosexual

i am not flamboyant about it ok


It just gets boring beyond that...the last message I rx was one of frustration lol..

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From: Banba Kobbi
To: Harry Balls
Sent: Tuesday, March 06, 2012 6:33 PM
Subject: Re: From Banba

WHAT DID YOU MEAN PLEASE I DID NOT UNDERSTAND THIS

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Last year I was in a weird mood so I wrote to a lad while acting as if I were inside a bomb shelter, something like the vaults in the video game Fallout 3, and were under the impression that nuclear war had broken out. So I sent emails in all caps, of course, and made sure to be long winded as I asked about how this person (the lad) was communicating with us, where was he located and if there were other survivors with him, and how did he expect me to do a money transfer from within the bunker? The lad dropped me after a couple weeks. I think he got tired of my panicked messages and constant questions that were unrelated to helping him with his money. Sad

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IcarriedoutabaitwithaladforacoupleofmonthswhereItoldhimthespacebaronmykeyboardwasbroken.Heseemedtoacceptitnobother.

eta: translation I carried out a bait with a lad for a couple of months where I told him the space bar on my keyboard was broken. He seemed to accept it no bother.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hmmm let's see. I've done upside down text, pig latin, multiple translations from one language to another to another etc., currently attempting a bait in LOLCAT. As far as outlandish storylines... I have claimed to be in prison more than once & they never bat an eyelash, until it comes to figuring out how I can send them money since I can't go to WU. I have been a senile old man in a nursing home. I have been a child on daddy's laptop. I have been a material witness to a federal crime in hiding in the witness protection program. Can't think of any others right now. Funny (or sad) thing is that none of these storylines stopped them from trying to scam me. The senile old man and the child in particular were baits I did in response to one of the laddie hugger ethics nonsense threads.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Benjamin_Franklin wrote:
Last year I was in a weird mood so I wrote to a lad while acting as if I were inside a bomb shelter, something like the vaults in the video game Fallout 3, and were under the impression that nuclear war had broken out. So I sent emails in all caps, of course, and made sure to be long winded as I asked about how this person (the lad) was communicating with us, where was he located and if there were other survivors with him, and how did he expect me to do a money transfer from within the bunker? The lad dropped me after a couple weeks. I think he got tired of my panicked messages and constant questions that were unrelated to helping him with his money. Sad


SO ARE YOU ONE OF THE SURVIVORS, AND CAN YOU
PLEASE HELP US AS WE ARE STUCK IN VAULT 102 AND THE DOCTORS GONE A BIT CRAZY!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The http://www.upsidedowntext.com/ and http://speaklolcat.com/ have opened up a whole new world of torture for me and my poor lads Cool

TY for that!

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@wowwow - LOL! That was pretty much what I was doing. I'm going to have to see if I can find those emails.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Fallout 3 was a great game if a little foreboding. Smile

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Probably telling a whole bunch of "Senegal orphan in need of a foreign partner" lads that I was a 3500 year old dragon who was fond of tea; I even sent them a couple of pictures of myself (Kilgarragh from the TV series "Merlin", same one as I use in my avatar).

Didn't phase the lads one bit. They were quite happy to indulge me prattling on about tea and my fetish for having young ladies dress up as princesses Rolling Eyes

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Putting Rick Rolls into my love lad baits has always amused me.........

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:56 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Many thanks to the OP. I just got an idea for the next bit of the Insane bait.

Sorry DeProfundisClamoAdTeDomin if you send a bill for this, I will need your bank account to send payment! Wink Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wrote to a lad for a few emails by having my toddler hit the keyboard (it started by copying the "text" Bohigal's baby "typed" and using that to answer scripts). I turned it into a bait with a genius toddler. It didn't last long but there was a lad or two who were willing to scam a baby.

I think the funniest version of this sort of bait that I've seen is when Fatter Siam started typing jibberish to a lad after his character had brain damage, and was able to keep it going for months.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

lord goldblade wrote:
Putting Rick Rolls into my love lad baits has always amused me.........
I'm not a Rick roller but I have had a few baits where I inserted band names or song titles into my replies just to entertain myself.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I find it depends on the lad and how long you've been baiting them, in regards to what you can say.

Hmm, here are a few of the crazy things I've said to lads.

I once pretended to be Colonel Kurtz from the movie Apocalypse Now. That was interesting, especially since he played right along.

Another time I was a Deadhead. I was a retired pie taster and was spending my life following the Dead. I don't think he ever realized that the Dead was a band. Cool

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

With one hitlad bait I pretended that my character, an old Mexican lady, died out of fear, placing a curse on the lad with her final breath before she finally croaked. I then baited him from some other email addresses, and my characters said they had to discontinue the transaction as they had haunting dreams about an old lady who warned them about getting involved with him and how she was going to haunt the lad until death. I had a chuckle thinking of him spending all his money at the local jujuman trying to get rid of the curse.
I then thought about baiting him from 'beyond' the grave but by that time his email address was blocked.

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One of my characters won "1.5m pounds" in a lottery and asked "How much is 1.5m pounds in grams?". Another time, she got a message about a Libyan detector ship and asked what it detects. In a bait in Spanish, she said "tengo una radio para llamar a la playa y hacer mi conexión a la red cuando no hay hielo, pero no tengo grey," where three words sound like English color words.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 3:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once sent him a WU form written my best handwriting (i.e. impossible to distinguish any letter).
He dropped me.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I've had a character going to Mars for a geology project, a pirate baiting in Pirate Speech (saying YAARRRR me lad! a little too many times probably caused him to drop me), used stupid names and addresses like EIHAD KNOBETARIDEA 7, 5TU P1D WURSTNAM-EVAR, signed off with FU!!! (short for Ford 'Usband, future husband of my love-lad), etc...
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 08, 2012 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have sometimes used basque surnames (Goikoetxea, Cenarruzabeitia, Garaikoetxea)... and try to force them to say them aloud, but they almost always call me by the first name (perhaps Aitor, Beñat, Maite were too easy).

I still have to use the mexican one (Robustiano Quetalpepetocatealgo).

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Sand Timer My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Laughing I thought it was a mountain or a bird at first, but it's a sentence! ¿Qué tal, Pepe, toca te algo?

I know "etxea" means "the house" and "maite" means "dear"; what's the rest?

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This is very frustrating ... their said they is know transaction ... I feel very ebasared right now ... I feel very dissapoited again
YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR BULLSHIT SCAM STORIES STRAIGHT!! YOU AREN'T EVEN A SMART CRIMINAL!! YOU ARE GOING TO PRISON!!
E NO GO BETTER FOR YOUR MAMA NAA ME U DEY WYNE ABI GOD PUNISHED YOU AND YOUR GENERATION
you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

We all know, sending money through subspace from moon to earth takes some time, and there could be money lost during the transfer.


Quote:
I: The money is on the way to earth,
Dai: Alright
So you have idea how long it will take?
I: a few days, they have triangulated the antennas quite well. money flux capacitor was fully loaded. and the relais were maintained recently
so should be quick
Dai: Say before 3 working days
I: I would say so
Dai: Oh ok
I: I just opened the report again, they state, that they even use bioneural gelpacks this time. It could be really quick
Dai: Alright


till now, I wanted to blame the solarstorm right now for the loss of the money (that will happen). but now, I think, it will be the iran, jamming the receiver antenna would be a great idea.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was on the beaches of Yoshi's Island when the Jellyfish invaded. I lost 3 of my arms in that attack, and now I have to type with a hotdog in my mouth. It got even worse, because when I was being airlifted to the hospital, the General Electric Pterodactyl had an engine failure, I ended up breaking 50 ribs.

The lad wasn't very sympathetic, and just demanded the money sooner so that I could recover faster. Magical gold dust lad.

For those that may be concerned: Don't worry, we have finally started to push the jellyfish back into the water. Turns out they have a weakness: Peanut Butter Cannons.

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Robert Heinrich der 1.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

you win Shocked

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am opening a porkfarm
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