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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:28 am

(intelligence of a bag of hammers) thinks he's scamming , MP for Chigley and Trumpton West who is in the middle of a snap by-election.

Sir Bradley tried to get Mohammed involved in the by-election by perhaps suggesting a snappy slogan with which to woo the voters.
The lad, clearly thinking needs a bit of divine help, sent the following:
(The section in blue was in a different font to the rest of the email, clearly pasted in.. Rolling Eyes

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Quote:

Dear . U welcome once again to my gold gate of the 65 section-flat-56 of the Libya department official Head quarters TRIPOLI, Anyway' personally, i acknowledge the receipt of your mail and the content therein was highly understood.

Meanwhile i want to uses this medium to informed you respectively on your 100% winnings that we be coming up shortly' . You do not need to be afraid of this election. Because last few days ago i was in Libya and i went there also for a certain things regarding to this election, Remember a wise MAN' we never like to left him/herself down for nonsenses which we not bear good fruit. Yes we are a winner as our prayer tell us that' We should let us vote in Bradley Hand for our superior cabinet position.

Yes we all are saying ! Dear Father in Heaven, we beg you flood a superabundance of grace into the hearts of British voters so that their choice will reflect Your Will for the United Kingdom and a profound respect for human life.

Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

Heavenly Father, I desire to vote intelligently in all elections. I pray that You will bring to light the things I need to know so I may vote in lines with Your plan, will, and purpose. May things that You deem important in our time of decision come to light for the voters so that we will be truthfully informed about each candidate. I pray that every voter uses wisdom in their selections, demanding honesty and uprightness from their politicians.

May the citizens of our country become so weary of sin and degradation in our nation's leaders that they will begin to seek out godly leaders to represent them on every level of government. Please give such moral leaders favor with the public and the media. O God, make our nation a fragrance in the earth, a force to be reckoned with, and a hand to those in need. Amen.

O Lord, I do not take lightly the freedom and the rights that I have in this country. I appreciate not only the right but the privilege I have to vote for the people who run our government. I pray that I, as well as others, will use that privilege wisely, seeking Your will as we consider the qualifications of those for whom we are to vote. May there arise such a force of Christian spirit in our electoral system that it would affect every realm and level of government in our nation. I pray, in Jesus' Holy Name, that the powers that be would gain a profound respect not only for the political strength of all Christians, but for our spiritual influence in our nation as well. Amen.

, I hope you are okay with this few prayers given. Presently may i ask when are you to complete every necessary documentation with the Attorney and to enable him start pulling effort on the pending transaction in his custody. , please excluding this election stated for your concern, remember and understand a little bit that' our businesses are freshly different from the electoral affair. but because of honesty and peace keeping it's my reason while i dare to stays with you. Anyway let's us act faster so that we shall grab what we are looking for !

Your Sincerely
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 7:09 pm

After reading the Hail Mary, my first thought was say 25 Hail Marys and go and sin no more!

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