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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:32 am |
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-Panhandlers (Become a porn already, you'll make more money and it's a lot more legitimate than sitting on the street with a sign begging for money. Some of you aren't even poor! Get over yourself and stop trying to think you can scam people!) |
+1! (From someone who used to be homeless. I never once lowered myself to that.) |
_________________ THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:08 am |
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Airline companies that refuse to admit that they screwed up and then make you jump through hoops to get your lost stuff found.
...oh, and people who have issues with proper nouns that start with the letter 'U'. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:14 am |
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Spammers. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:27 am |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Cold callers. |
You wouldn't believe the fun I have with them. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:39 am |
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^^ I would. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:37 pm |
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My wife, grabbing the bedclothes and then turning over, taking them away from me, spend the rest of the night having a tug of war to get them back. |
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FUK OOOOOOOOF - Mrs Cooker James
you are a fo0l forever because you are not worthy to be a human being but an Animal.
.something that cannot take 10minutes is taking you 2months- barrister lawrence |
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Scentless Apprentice
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2009
Posts: 1955
Location: North of the border - Boldly going nowhere.
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:12 pm |
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People who post on forums and reduce the text size so its too small to read.
What is the point of posting if we can't 'king read it! |
_________________ War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Winner: 2012
Winner: 2013 |
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BearSeason
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jun 2011
Posts: 1066
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Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:36 pm |
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Fridays. Because Friday is payday. |
Just preparing myself. |
_________________ THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE DONE WITH ALL THIS YOUR CHILD'S PLAY...PLEASE IT IS ENOUGH. - Jeff
i can believe that all this will be happened to me why me why me / all my future had scatted - Rechel
you are a man that did not go to the four wall of any school at all. - Attorney Sarah Nan
U 2 go fuck yourself ! I don't need the money and stop emailing me please / BASTARD!!!! / fuck ur family
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JimBoy
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jul 2011
Posts: 154
Location: Nigeria gettin' my money
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:03 am |
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Been scrolling through the list of peeves. You guys seem like the type of people that would be interested a movie like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul4CZrnEFxU
A little twisted humor haha.
Also sole driver's in the HOV lane irk me. |
_________________ Sending a lad to Accra, Ghana or Cotonou, Benin? PM me if you would like to send someone to a webcam there.
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- Moyosola's Webcam Safari Lagos-Accra 431km/270mi
- Preci0us Lagos, Nigerian-Cotonou, BEN 117km/73mi |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 2:37 am |
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Coming back from a trip and finding I've lost one shoe. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:13 pm |
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^Left or right? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14295
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:21 pm |
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^^Does this have something to do with driving along and seeing a random shoe in the road? |
_________________ x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 3:33 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
^Left or right? |
Does it matter? |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Kokomeister
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2008
Posts: 3001
Location: Wandering around the world with a sense of adventure!
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Sat Mar 17, 2012 6:20 pm |
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bohigal wrote: |
Coming back from a trip and finding I've lost one shoe. |
Coming back from a trip and having lost several things. (Gloves- They are somewhere in an Manga/Internet Café in Shibuya, Tokyo somewhere and they were very nice ones too! Other examples: expensive electronics, clothing (shirts, pants, shoes, socks, etc), personal items, irreplaceable items, etc). |
_________________ red head gangster (Emma the Tropical Herbalist)
YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MY LIFE ADVENTURE (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE SUCH A BIG SICKNESS THAT STEP ON ME! (Joel Desire)
YOU ARE TOO SMALL, GO AHEAD WITH WHATEVER YOU THINK OR IMAGINED THAT YOU CAN DO TO ME, ONCE YOU TRY ONCE YOU WILL DIE HARD. YOU BETTER DON'T TRY ME AT ALL YOU FOOL- Mariam Abacha (6 months)
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:35 am |
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clothing (shirts, pants, shoes, socks, etc), personal items, irreplaceable items, etc).
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Sounds like you were on one of my Rugby tours in the 1980's
Peeve: Supermarket staff who ask 'Would you like help packing that Sir' when you have only 5 items. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Entomologist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 May 2010
Posts: 742
Location: Noncomformist Like Everyone Else
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:52 am |
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When I have been called to perform a job that I am the expert on. The customer then proceeds to tell me that I am doing it wrong.
The end result is a perfect finish doing it as I see best.
I often wonder why they were not able to do the task themselves.
Sometimes I see the remnants of their poor attempts. |
_________________ X12+ X2 Hitlads 14 mths First one helped by Woody999
what is helling is happen-Don Gunshot
Fuck with your money i am not after your money ok, is your life so much important to me to kill ok, go to hell with your money
Sir, I do not send any money to me because i need it.
Let GOD judge me if this is a trick Sir, this is a trick
So if you are buying the Hubble Space telescope that cost 1,000usd. |
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Lord L Puss
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Joined: 06 Mar 2012
Posts: 173
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:00 am |
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Two major pet peeves of mine happen at Supermarkets.
1. A person uses 2 parking spaces (usually a 4WD or BMW/Audi owner) when they should correct their driving up and use 1 parking space.
2. People who have been shopping and after they have emptied it at their car, they leave their ruddy trolley in a car parking space or somewhere other than the place they picked it up originally.
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_________________ Mission Statement - Dedicated to the elimination of vapid affirmations! |
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 12:42 pm |
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People who park in Handicap Spaces and have no special tag (license) or tag that hangs on the mirror). In some places here it is between a $200 and $500 fine.
They have also discovered that some people are making the handicap window tags and selling them to people who are not handicapped. Well, you knew that would happen. |
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dropja_drawers
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 190
Location: United Kingdom
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:46 pm |
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Has anyone yet mentioned people who recline their seats on a daytime short-haul flight in economy class?
They should all die. Bastards. |
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"I hope you will understand and act swiftly as I will continue to watch you with one of my eyes open. "
-- Mr. Kingsley Ola
"Chinny Reckon"
-- Me.
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Morgain Le Fay
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Oct 2010
Posts: 5800
Location: Taking my new .38 special to the range
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Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:51 pm |
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^^ Some people with back problems find that position comfortable. I cannot sit in the totally UP position of the airline seats. I guess I will just be a bastard and die. |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 12:01 am |
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Just ask to swop seats and see if you can get the 'Domino Effect' going.
Fun for all |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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TownEnder
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 May 2006
Posts: 267
Location: The Town End
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Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:55 am |
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United EFFFING Airlines. |
Never flown with them but the ads with Kevin Spacey are getting on my tits. You're super rich and can afford to fly deluxe business class everywhere or whatever it is, congratulations! Now go away |
_________________ "i go make sure say i hunt u down and finger ur brain." mohamed abdullah
"Good news. We just finished ur burial last night and we buried u at ajengule cementary. R.I.P u are now certified death." - Yusi Adams
"DEVIL! I COMMAND SHOWERS OF EVIL BLOOD IN YOUR FAMILY, MAY YOU WEEP TO DEATH............HELL
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SardonicSam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2012
Posts: 58
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 5:47 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
Yastreb wrote: |
Cold callers. |
You wouldn't believe the fun I have with them. |
Consider yourself lucky you don't get these. |
_________________ "Your father and ur mother...... fool,sorry to say your generation to generation fool may all ur generation never see light Say Amen(blood bastard) Say Amen again..... i mean a loud Amen bastard again....... go crew your self....... dump ass .............."
"you must be a demonic pastor you will soon rot in hell animal"
"i can conveniently employ you , feed you so you start reasoning normal nincompoop like you with your fowl brain. fuck you"
"if you write me a again which means a dog sex your mother to give birth to a maron like you. bastard"
"moron this night the african devils will celebrate your funeral since you are a wasted animal on earth after that and thats all." |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:20 pm |
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^ I get plenty of those.
I'll just leave THIS here. |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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SardonicSam
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2012
Posts: 58
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Tue Mar 27, 2012 6:25 pm |
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That's beautiful. I've never gotten political ones, though. They're always car dealerships, insurance companies or something in another language.
There's something that's worse than robocalls, though, and that's predictive dialing.
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Most telemarketing call centers use computerized automatic dialers, otherwise known as "predictive dialers" or "lead generators." These devices can dial hundreds, if not thousands, of calls per hour from a single center. If the computer detects a live person on the telephone, it summons the next available operator to break into the call. The delay you hear, when it sounds as if no one is there, is the time it takes for the operator to get on the line after you or your answering device has picked up the phone. Also, some companies do nothing but troll sequential lists of telephone numbers, just to document whether a "live" voice answers, then documents any successful connections along with the time, to sell to telemarketing firms or to follow up with sales calls. |
Now that is my number one pet peeve. |
_________________ "Your father and ur mother...... fool,sorry to say your generation to generation fool may all ur generation never see light Say Amen(blood bastard) Say Amen again..... i mean a loud Amen bastard again....... go crew your self....... dump ass .............."
"you must be a demonic pastor you will soon rot in hell animal"
"i can conveniently employ you , feed you so you start reasoning normal nincompoop like you with your fowl brain. fuck you"
"if you write me a again which means a dog sex your mother to give birth to a maron like you. bastard"
"moron this night the african devils will celebrate your funeral since you are a wasted animal on earth after that and thats all." |
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