Church of Zetty and Mrs Ahmed

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Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:02 pm

sighhhh dumb mugu!

Dearest Mrs Ahmed, my bugger,
OF COURSE we are going to help you, silly woman! I told you that we
would deal with you in a 100% risk free manner.
The Church donation committee will release the funds needed to help
you when you provide the picture they require. Got it?
Remain blessed in Zetty's eyes!@
Dr Hugh

Posted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 11:04 pm

oh goody, the "diplomat" writes to me!

ATTN:Rev Dr Hugh G Rection,

I want to inform you that we have waited a lot to hear from you as regards to when you want to come for the claim of this your consignment with us but all was to no avail,please we would like you to inform us as regards to when you are coming to Dubai for the claim as soon as possible.

thanks

Dr LLOYD George.

well, let's start this on the right foot...

I respond

Hello my bugger,
How's it hanging? Well, Mrs Ahmed is either a difficult woman or not
very bright. I'm trying to help her but she just doesn't seem to get
it. Let's hope YOU are more reasonable.
Rev Hugh G. Rection

tO BE CONTINUED...?

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:50 am

Ooopsie! Looks like I ticked off Mr Lloyd! He writes:

it is like u are very stupid,never you address me in that way again by using the name bugger what do u mean by that and who are you,can u be responsible in your life?

Well! The bastage!

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:51 am

I'll tell him!

Dearest Mr Bugger-pants.
You must be a fraud because you have failed the test. If you were a
true diplomat you would have responded in a diplomatic manner.
Instead, your reply was one of a common thug. You're no diplomat. I'm
going to warn Mrs. Ahmed that you are trying to trick her. How dare
you try to trick a God-fearing woman like Mrs Ahmed, who desperately
needs help?
Thank the Lord that she now has someone trustworthy like ME to look
out for her. I'm going to be watching out for YOU. By the way, I
suspect strongly that you are a Homosexual.
Rev Hugh G Rection
Church of Zetty

To be continued?

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 2:59 pm

Mrs Ahmed sends me a mail with the subject line reading: "am angry with you."

Dear Rev.Dr.Hugh,

Well,i got your message and all your contents was noted.
So you called me a silly woman?Infact,that was the last things
i expected from you as a miniter,it is very very unfair of you useing this kind of words,is it because you really want to help me that is why you are cousing me.Well, if you people are not going to help me, you better forget it for i believe that God that brough you to help me will definiately provide someone else to help.

I strongly believed that i have explained things to you for you to understand but you refuse,i dont know what to do again.Right now
am crying for the words you used on me,asking God why is this things
happening to me?

Mrs Ahmed

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 3:02 pm

Sheesh! She sure is touchy! Well, she has become utterly boring, so I'm going to slap her.

Dear Poopty pants.

You are crying for a variety of reasons. I shall list them:
1) You aren't going to get any of my money.
2) You are incredibly stupid. You can't spell. You can't even
formulate a coherent sentence!
3)You aren't getting any money from me.
4) You're a moron.
5) You are a fraud. You are an internet scammer. I've notified the
authorities about you. I've also consulted a powerful Santeria Witch
and have put a dreadful curse upon you. I've also notified
that you are trying to steal money from him. You are in a world of
shit now,
By the way, that Llloyd George is a homosexual.
Remain Blessed!
Rev Hugh

Well, off to the daily prostate exams! Wonder if she'll write back? Cool

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