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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Reason for Zimbabwe reservoir delays... mermaids have been hounding workers away!

Essential work on planned reservoirs in Zimbabwe has stopped because mermaids have been hounding workers away, according to the country's Water Resources Minister.

Samuel Sipepa Nkomo told a Zimbabwean parliamentary committee that terrified workers are refusing to return to the sites, near the towns of Gokwe and Mutare.

Minister Nkomo said the only way to solve the problem was to brew traditional beer and carry out any rites to appease the spirits.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Amazing how the answer involves beer... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll be on a cruise next week. Maybe I can do a field study on the phenomenon. Don't know if I can afford enough beer though.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well...I always find that, when having computer problems, beer often speeds repair. I will have to start adding a ritual or two now... Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Mermaids are feared and hated. I used the threat of them in one of my insults and the response was delightful. Lachesis recycled it in a dollar chop, and subsequently described his lad as "remarkably upset" which is all to the good.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thank God for beer & spirits. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Beer is proof positive that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
(Ben Franklin)

I have a sweatshirt that has that printed on it. It's gotten more comments than any other shirt I've ever owned. LOL.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I once knew the daughter of a mermaid...

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

True story:

One year I went as a young adviser on a trip to Key West where we chartered a boat to the Dry Tortugos. That's the prison where they sent Dr. Mudd who was the Doctor who set John Wilkes Booth's leg after he shot President Lincoln. I took my Fins, Mask, & Snorkel on the trip and was out in the water diving and found a bikini bottom. I kept it and put it into a small ziploc bag. When I got back to Michigan I took it to my best friend Barney (Who was a "dirty old man"). I told him I took them off a Mermaid before I made love to her. She told me to keep them forever as a token of our love. LOL. After being in salt water and then being damp in a ziploc bag for a week, I'm sure it won't take much imagination to tell how bad they smelled.

It was 1979 because I still have my PADI card. (Professional Association of Diving Instructors)
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 1:27 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Who was "a daughter of mermaid" according to his mugu? I remember seeing it as someone's description.

[edit] ah, it was JF, I remember.

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