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 2012 Fishing Trip - roll call, did anybody get lost on sea?

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BearSeason
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, that's what that loud thud was. He'd better wake up soon or he'll miss all the fun.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Feeling awfully guilty for the utter hijack of this thread, but

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I may just need the expertise and nimble fingers of a capable man or woman (preferably both at once) to teach me.


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I am interested, please tell me more. Embarassed

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:29 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Feeling awfully guilty for the utter hijack of this thread,


Really? I think Ima would be proud.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

No...she will probably scold me when she gets back.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

NSFW (W could be work or wooing) : How to Woo

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Rolling Eyes
Srsly, Mr. SK? Doesn't look like a 'three hour tour' to me. Razz

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

While I'd never promise you wooing, if you stick around for the trip, I can promise lecherous stares, awkward lingering eye contact, and plenty of "accidental" collisions while moving about the deck.

Tsnerd, you will be offered the same.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:40 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The girls will be available.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 08, 2012 10:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ For that reason, no girls allowed!

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^

Do we need to start another thread for those who are not being wooed and are now apparently not welcome on the fishing trip???
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I'll allow girls. Just not the wooed. Don't need some wooing gent giving me stink eye whenever I try to politely sexually harass a lady.

Besides, say what you will about the ladies, but they make a mean sandwich.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^ You mean, as a filling? Shocked

Didn't have you pegged as a cannibal, SK.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

On the VD Fishing trip, you take what you can get.

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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you take what you can get.


For many I know, this also happens at closing time....I think you need to plan this out a bit better, SK Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Been there done that, Ted? Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Once or twice, back when I was a wee Private at 19, far from home. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^is this where the saying any port in a storm comes from. Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 5:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ More like *scratch, scratch* "God this itches". Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:17 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

They're going fishing dear, not crabbing... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

In light of Ted and Badger's comments, I stand by statement. We'll take what we can get.

And itching is nothing. It's the burners that set you back.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think the furry ones are about to hijack this thread with some snuggling. Someone should stomp it before it gets out of hand. I see a fishing boat with eater couples kissing in the soft light of the sunset in the future if this continues.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Fixed that!

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why, this should be the VD Eater Love Boat! Fishing over there, fondling over here, it's a ship of desire indeed. Delightful! Razz

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Which end's the canoodling at?

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ No wooing, romancing, sighing, kissing or anything on this boat!
Ogling and leering on the other hand is expressly allowed.
Hugging is tolerated if there's a lot of rubbing or 'accidental' touching of private parts.

Guys, we need to prepare for boarding! I'll do some final QA testing on the beer. Can anybody check the exotic dancers to for hidden extra bits?
Do you think last year's dynamite is still good?

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