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 Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:34 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Hey, Dora. What's up with you, anyways? Is there like a dude wooing you, or... would you... uh....

I saw that!

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Phil Yerboots
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

What's a guy to do when two women he must woo?
(Or three if one count's psychicbait)
My fingers may get burned
And my intentions may be spurned
So I really don't intend to leave it late.
I know this ploy is not that risky free
I may end up with none by wooing three.

I realise now that knitted underwear was wrong
Far better to have used a youtube song.

The thought of Morgain in a gingham dress
Milking cows with her white hand's caress
Sends the ends of my moustachio's a-curlin'
So cast your magic spells Morgain, like Merlin
Make me Sir Accolon and I will battle
To win your heart, or else be turned to cattle.

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Asena hints at Turkish Delights
Stories told through hot Arabian nights
Kohl-eyed maidens, handsome sheiks
A heart that loves a heart that aches
The magic powers of Woo I hereby channel
To win your heart, or else be turned a camel.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

To My Valentine

You're the syrup on my pancakes
You're the sugar in my tea
You're the icing on my cupcakes
You're the sweets in life for me

You're the chocolate on my ice cream
You're the sweet grapes in my wine
You're everything I love in life
Will you be my Valentine?

If you will be my Valentine, my magic will keep you safe.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I like those things too! Especially the wine.

I would like to be your valentine...

BUT

I don't have the money to buy you gifts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlM0V1cy7gc

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Gifts purchased with money are not ever lasting. Gifts from the Image are.

These are the things that get to a country farm girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWbkVsV7rM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhMETq1VeQg&feature=related

Farm girls like haylofts up in the barn! Wink

Farm girls like to Texas Two Step especially to --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05tQrhNMkA&ob=av2e

Now I am looking at the mail order catalog and need help picking out my next gingham outfit. Can you help?

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Or just the apron? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Or just the apron? :Wink:


Shocked Embarassed Embarassed As in JUST the apron?

oh mi god pls help me in jesus name

Well if we're going to the hayloft we'll need some of THIS

and while I can't offer you a ride on my tractor I could offer you

(unfortunately it requires watching this):

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^It's always the same story.
I feel as though I've been punched!
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Psychic! Aw baby look it's like this, see? A man meets a dame and well, he's fixing to court her but then these other dames come along and well the poor sap just doesn't know which way to turn. Especially if the first dame is kinda quiet.
They always say it's the squeaky wheel what gets the oil. Listen, sweetheart if you want me you know you only got to whistle. And you know how to whistle don't ya?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MheNUWyROv8

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Phil Yerboots wrote:

Shocked Embarassed Embarassed As in JUST the apron?


Yessire, that's what I meant.Wink

And you would be giving me the key to the brand new International Harvester? How could a farm girl refuse.

We normally drink moonshine or homemade hard cider in the hayloft, but Scrumpy sounds pretty enticing.

Quote:
Hearts and Barns Are Red
Haylofts are Soft
The Perfect Day
Is Being With You

A Day Of Love
A bottle of Scrumpy
Barefoot In The Hay
With You For Hours

A Ride on The Tractor
Out in the Field
Enjoying The View
While Holding Your Hand

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Do not love me yet, for I
Am still a slender moon,
A scimitar about the heart
Too sharp to touch too soon.

Before I'm touched I need to grow
More full in golden light;
I need to smile upon my earth
And rule some patch of night.

I need to know what roads and fields
Lie in my domain
And dull my brand new ecstasies
With sophomoric pain.

I need the love of some blank girl
As cold and dark as me,
That we might grope in ignorance
And fear of what might be.

And then when I'm a silver bowl
And know what I can hold,
Then, then, perhaps, we could try love
If you are not too old.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PrrrRRRrrr!

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Off to buy some sauces... Laughing

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
Some romantic ecards for you

Lovely, thank you.
If I had to, I'd follow you to the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIR2ZqUmCsE, just to be with you.

And then we'd drink a nice glass of
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dora, my little sugarsnatch.

I seem to remember our last man sandwich ended up crossing several moral boundaries and violating the Geneva conventions.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My valentine knows.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Just when I thought SK's avatar couldn't get any creepier....

Edit posting it incase SK goes back to his seamen avatar.

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Are those sandwiches?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Holy crap, SK!
That is so un-wooish. Confused

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Justcold wrote:
So desu ka, Kokomeister-sama? Wakarimashita! Sumimasen Nihongo Wa Nigatenamonode. Embarassed Tasukete kurete doumo arigatou gozaimashita.
Kore wa tsumaranai mono desu kedo, doozo.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wait, am I doing this wrong? That's original...ish artwork.

And yes, those are chum sandwiches.

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Kokomeister (Yeah, like nobody would know who it was for) おはようございます 頑張ります。 いろいろとご親切にありがとうございます 楽しかった Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Why would anyone want to eat 'chum'?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 2:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The magic powers of Woo must be working Phil, for already my desire and my will are being turned like a wheel

So ... Make a gift to me of further speech and maybe I'll dream of you on a White Sandy Beach ♪♫♪♫

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@SK no your not doing anything wrong. I joined in hope you don't mind. We will decide democratically by flipping a coin. Heads or tails?

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

In the spirit of VD... Head

Cool

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I think you forgot the 's'.

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