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irishemigrant
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:06 am Reply with quoteBack to top

No one says how I feel better than Leonard Cohen

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man

If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man

Ah, the moon's too bright
The chain's too tight
The beast won't go to sleep
I've been runnin' through, these promises to you
That I made and I could not keep

Ah but a man never got a woman back
Not by beggin' on his knees
Or I'd crawl to you baby
And I'd fall at your feet
And I'd howl at your beauty
Like a dog in heat
And I'd claw at your heart
And I'd tear at your sheet
I'd say please
I'm your man

And if you've got to sleep
A moment on the road
I will steer for you
And if you want to work the street alone
I'll disappear for you
If you want a father for your child
Or only wanna walk with me a while
Across the sand
I'm your man

If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you

I'm your man

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Awe how sweet, its Febuary!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^and who can resist a surfing cat? ♥

@BearSeason, Do you like Bear Pops?

@Irish, Leonard Cohen, well...just wow.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 4:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ The Fae

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdy4ell_dtM


Well I hope that I don't fall in love with you
'Cause falling in love just makes me blue,
Well the music plays and you display your heart for me to see,
I had a beer and now I hear you calling out for me
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the room is crowded, people everywhere
And I wonder, should I offer you a chair?
Well if you sit down with this old clown, take that frown and break it,
Before the evening's gone away, I think that we could make it,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

Well the night does funny things inside a man
These old tom-cat feelings you don't understand,
Well I turn around to look at you, you light a cigarette,
I wish I had the guts to bum one, but we've never met,
And I hope that I don't fall in love with you.

I can see that you are lonesome just like me, and it being late,
You'd like some some company,
Well I turn around to look at you, and you look back at me,
The guy you're with has up and split, the chair next to you's free,
And I hope that you don't fall in love with me.

Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout.
Well I turn around to look at you, you're nowhere to be found,
I search the place for your lost face, guess I'll have another round
And I think that I just fell in love with you.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Oooh la la. How did you know that the way to my heart is through sugary sweets?

I know you prefer sushi so I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of frying tonight's dinner:

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Image Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:10 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ @ JustCold

There's no need to feel like that, the Eater Ladies, and Men for that matter, are more than willing to make you feel that special something, one day each year

Caution, do not let Ima con you into subscribing to the Ladies of Eater Calendar, it is a scam. And don't ask how I know, ok. Confused

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@ irishemigrant

Thanks for the attitude adjustment! I just need to remember how to get to this road....
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:41 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Now that's what I call wooing! And we're just getting started. A delectable fish dish, and Leonard Cohen, and and...

I shall not declare my lurv yet. It's too soon to swoon.

This will cost me, I'm sure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i62UF7uROGU

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Favourite Euro songstress

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJv9LII92dI&feature=related

Have I mentioned I worked 2 years in a craft bakery in Ireland, everything from Soda Bread to Barm Brack, Croissants, and Danish pastries?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 9:32 am Reply with quoteBack to top

irishemigrant wrote:
My Favourite Euro songstress


Shocked

She looks like the love child of Lene Lovich and Annie Lennox!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu2QX3GU-U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJE_Sc1Wags&feature=related

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:55 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Appetizer for My Valentine

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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:sigh: PrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRRrrr.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Badger, how can you resist that lovely and loveable wink?

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 3:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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She looks like the love child of Lene Lovich and Annie Lennox!

Nina Hagen is rather weird even for German standards. But check out her daughter! (She's smart too)



Does this count as a woo?
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Koko, I'm not sure you have quite grasped the spirit of this thread. Laughing

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^
That's awesome, Koko!

Here's another to send your lad...

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Main Course for my Valentine

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It is the best Mac n Cheese

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@Tsnerd Small arms have their place too you know! Wink

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Dya is clearly confused, also. Laughing

@Morgain - how are with a shotgun and do you fish?

Just askin'

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Big Al wrote:

For all the Eaterettes out there.


Eaterettes, I like it. And the teddy is adorable, too.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:02 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

 
Bo my baby boo please tell me what I must do.
I have put my heart out there with my best woo.
 
Still you escape me like a little minx.
Do you want to start with just drinks?
 
I will shake your martini like a Polaroid pictcture
Or if its beer you want I will fetch you a pitcher.
 
Oh wait a sophisticated gal like you probably want some fine wine.
I don’t need a glass I’ll taste it when your lips touch mine.
 
Ok I may be getting ahead of my self I will try not to rush.
But you are my booze and I admit I am a lush.
 
I know I am just a peon and you are a mod.
I just can’t help myself I am hot for your bod!
 
Please baby please I am down on one knee!
Everything is bigger in Texas I promise you wont be disappointed in me.
 

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 6:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

That would have to be an awful large cucumber salad. Shocked

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