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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Laughing


I was rather uninspired when I started this soon to be whale of a thread.

I am starting to feel a bit wooed though.

At this point I am not decided
Since things could go either sided.

Wooing is a bit like fishing,
Though I am not dishing
on the rules above stated
I sure don't want to be hated.

As one of the experienced wooers,
I have seen a lot of skewers.
Realizing the heart is a tender organ
Not to be stomped on by hobnailed shoers.

I have seen hot and steamy
I've also seen Irish look all dreamy.
Wooing is an art,
and it takes two or more to start.

If you are game
Present your name.
If you want to be pulled in,
You don't need a fin.

Watch out for the woo,
it is coming for you.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Okay, so apparently certain mods who shall remain unnamed don't mind recruiting unsuspecting members for their sinister agenda. This has landed in my inbox today. I don't know who made it (not a professional Flash artist obviously) or where they got my RL pic, but I would like to make it clear once and for all that unless you know how to cook, I'm not available to woo or be wooed.



ETA: PM'ing me racy pics won't make me change my mind either. (Though I must say, they are quite nice!)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wow is there a better thread, about cooking. I have to check that one out.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@ conga - that's a lovely set of bagpipes you have there, may I play a tune on them?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRbGWa8x-DA


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Embarassed

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I wonder if you'll notice my little woo,
Your work online makes many lads blue.
Like Ken and Barbie I hope we'll be,
Instead of Dora you can call me Jessie. Image

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:50 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Smile

 
There is a special Eater lady who has captured my affection.
(I can only think of one thing that rhymes with affection but that is inappropriate.)
 
She has always been nice to me and never mean.
This didn’t change even though she turned green.
 
She makes me laugh I love how she baits.
Is it possible for us to go on an Eater date?
 
First we can stop by Epstein’s for a quick snack.
Then watch the sunset on a jet pack.
 
From there we can decide the next task.
I can take a hint though if you bring a goat mask.
 
When it is time I will say good night or morning to you.
My dreams will be fulfilled if you will be my Bo-o.
 
I know you have another and his name is Mr. Bo
But really will it hurt him if he doesn’t know?
 
This can be our little secret just you and me and this web space.
I won’t even tell anyone about your sequins and glitter on your special place.
 
I think you can tell you have baited this heart of mine.
Please Bo will you be my valentine?
 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@Bankster: Laughing

Bankster wrote:
don't mind recruiting unsuspecting members for their sinister agenda.


Are you claiming to be unsuspecting? Wink

Glad you liked the pictures. They weren't any sort of recruiting tactic, just the monthly installment I usually send you (of the guys in the mod room).

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ The pics are impressive - who'd have thought that Bo is that flexible?

Still not falling for your feeble manipulation attempts though!




(Shsht, can I still get the second half of last week's mod party pictures?)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bankster wrote:
who'd have thought that Bo is that flexible?


Shocked That isn't Bo.

I wrote:
of the guys in the mod room


Laughing

What feeble attempts? You're the one who keeps posting this thread. Hoping to be wooed, are you? Wink (or am I that irresistable?)

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^Slightly is the one in the polka-dot dress....something about folks from the UK and cross-dressing....always a bit puzzling.

@TheFae - I hope that my dislike of Sushi wasn't a deal breaker? Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 6:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

PrrrrRRRRrrr!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Slightly is the one in the polka-dot dress...

...Oh. That explains a lot. I was wondering how Bo gained 200 pounds and two cup sizes over night. Shocked


BTW, my inbox has been assaulted again! The sender is still anonymous but I suspect it's the same stalker. Mods, is there nothing that can be done??

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Oh, now I understand. You think I have recruited someone (an unsuspecting member) to stalk you, to entice you into participation on this thread? No, I'm not behind it. And I'm afraid that with absolutely no clue who might be behind it, we won't be able to help.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bankster, too bad you'll never know who is stalking you. Obviously I wouldn't bother to woo someone so set on a silly fishing trip. Razz


The object of my affection,
Needs to know of my correction,
I'm embarrassed to say,
The movie sequels weren't played,
And now I've been told,
To be Jessie won't hold,
So please don't make me weep,
And let me be your Bo Peep.


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bankster I have to admit I'm pretty jealous of the effort your woo'r is giving it's much more than I ever got Sad

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Not having participated in previous VD threads (and not having posted on this forum at all for quite a while), I'm a bit hesitant, but I couldn't help noticing that one of the most attractive (and in this thread one of the most active) ladies recently started following me on twitter.
Now I'm starting to wonder if this is a coincidence.
So, fair lady, you probably know who you are, I might be interested. Please tell me more Wink.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Try the recipe thread. The way to a man's Imageis through his stomach! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

Well, since you ask... Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Well that covers the buffet part. Good idea. Time to grab some of that pizza that Roy's gal ordered! Be right back!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Bankster wrote:
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So is there an Observation Lounge & Buffet for those of us not participating in the wooing in this thread?

Well, since you ask... Smile


RECRUITING FOUL!!!!! Mods??!!!! Oh, wait. Laughing You're in big trouble, mister!

@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo! It's not so scary. Only a couple of the members bite.

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I think he knows who he is! Wink

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo!

She talked back! Embarassed Now what do I do? Purple Flower

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 9:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ima Baeder wrote:
@Captain Koek and Benjamin_Franklin, jump right in and woo! It's not so scary. Only a couple of the members bite.


I'd better stick to the Observation Lounge, being married and all. Of course it doesn't help that I still haven't figured out who is woo-able (female) and who is not. Laughing

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