Woo Who? - 419Eater Valentine's Game 2012

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 05 Mar 2009 Posts: 582

To my camo-can Busch drinking prototype technician, I implore thee to skip the fishing party and meet for karaoke at Continental Lanes. Don't be fooled by the guys and their stories of dynamite fishing last year. Karaoke is much more fun.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Here we go again, with the damn fishing trip plans.

NOTICE: This is the annual Eater Valentine's game thread. On this thread you may: Woo another member and ask them to be your Valentine. Flirting and romance are encouraged. Please refrain from bashing other members in an attempt to best your competitors.
@Anti-Valentine fishing freaks - start another thread to make plans for the trip. You may not recruit members for a fishing trip from the suitors in this thread.

KEEEEEEP OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:51 pm

Dora wrote:

So you are complaining cause it was too easy for you to woo? And because of that, you prefer fishing?

Basically, yes. Laughing

And the chum sandwiches. I'll be the first to admit that it's a rather acquired taste, but they're kinda nice. Very spicy.

ETA: As per Ima's* request, I've moved the fishing trip to a separate thread.

* (whose beauty is only surpassed by her kindness, intelligence and extraordinary firmness of her butt)

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I saw your thread, Bankster. What's the deal, flirting with me here but instigating the fishing trip plans? Tease! I'll not fall for it.

Please note this addendum to the above rules: Romantic members MAY recruit from the Fishing trip freaks thread, to steal them away from the trip over to this thread. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:37 pm

[quote="Asena"]

Pastor Frank wrote:

... I spent the whole of last May gathering nuts...

I made it specially for Slightly, but what chance do I have if you're gonna be wooing him Sad

Nuts for the squirrel? I'm saddened. My wolves have been out hunting the meat for the feast!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

Pffffft. Fishing? Been there, done that. Boring!

Time to do some wooing. I like to cast a wide net so....

For those who like the cute side of Valentine's, I give you the Adorable Bear:

For those who like the dark side of Valentine's, I give you the Angry Bear:

And for those who like the naughty side of Valentine's, I give you the Sexy Bear:

Enjoy.

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:45 pm

^^and for those of you who like Scotland, I give you Scottish Bear

Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:15 pm

Fellows we need to remember it is leap year this year, now where is the fishing trip leaving from.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:03 am

^^ Hot damn, I forgot about Leap Year Very Happy

I'll have to through all the steamy pm's and decide now Wink

Form an orderly que please ladies, no rushing or eye gouging, lets keep it seemly in public

Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

:sigh:

Just wandering through.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:09 am

Helloooo ladies!

With so many beauties here how will I choose who to woo?

Gents I'll keep the ladies company while guys are all out playing with your poles.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 1:47 am

^^Nice approach, Bravo. I'm interested, tell me more. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:36 am

What about me? Ok!

I enjoy long strolls in praries.
If I could be anywhere right now I'd be fishing in the dark.
If I could meet one person past or present it would be Buddy Holly.
I can't sing but I'm a good dancer.
When I was a kid I wanted to be a fire fighter.
I am a true believer in you catch more flies with honey than viniger.
If I could meet anyone on eater it would be .......
If I had grown up in the 60's I think I would have been a hippie.
I have blue eyes and think they are my best feature.
"Nothing ventured nothing gained" are words to live by.
I think PF and SOOI are in love.
I cried during A walk to remember and field of dreams.
I melt in your mouth not in your hand.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

This year, a lovely woman has caught my eye....a woman who understands the joys of squirmy worms being bent to one's will.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:09 am

^^Why, I do believe I'm feeling a bit swoonish!
Worms = bait
Fish = sushi

Yum!

(My roommates think sushi is bait; they are tragically misinformed. Razz

)

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jun 2011 Posts: 1066

^ Damn. Now my heart's a-flutter. Careful where you aim those delicious-looking things.

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:34 am

Ladies I'd be glad to share my spicy tuna roll. Even better after a couple sake bombs. Oh and we don't need plates or shot glasse. I'll let you use your imagination.

@)-----

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

These wide-net tactics are funny. Are you wooing all of the ladies at once, Bravo? Sort of like . . . fishing!!! Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 3:50 am

^^I'm just dangling my lures out there and seeing what bites. Like I said there are so many beauties here it's hard to pick.

Btw how you doin Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Quote:

I'm just dangling my lures out there and seeing what bites.

This isn't the fishing thread. Evil or Very Mad

and

I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking. How are you this evening?

Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:01 am

It's not fishing with my lures it's catching Wink

I'm doing much better now but it's bed time so I'll leave you with a night cap. Sweet dreams...

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

bravo95 wrote:

It's not fishing with my lures it's catching Wink

It's also not directed at anyone in particular, so sending the message that it doesn't really matter which women respond. We love that! Wink

Quote:

I'll leave you with a night cap. Sweet dreams...

Thank you. That's very sweet of you. Very Happy

(and note, directed at one person).
It's much better than the raw fish treats Snerd got. Did you enjoy them Sners? They sort of remind me of Otter food.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I'm not much for sushi, ma'am, but how do you feel about a large, medium rare porterhouse?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Are you asking me or theFae? I love steak, but not with bones, nor too rare. I prefer a medium filet.

Why are we talking about meat? Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, that was at TheFae....yours snuck in while I was posting. Wink

Otters remind of Polar Bears and Alaskan picnics.

Quote:

Why are we talking about meat?

That is truly the way to my heart, so I just wanted to toss it out there.

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