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ParaNoid
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:12 am |
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I just realized the month of January is fast coming to an end. We all know what happens in February ♥.
Edited subject to add a bit for clarity -Ima |
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Bart Fargo
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:15 am |
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Rover
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:50 am |
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No, no, no
Every year it is the same, Ima promises all sorts of delights, then runs off as soon as Ted appears and goes *sigh*
Corona always wanders off with whoever has the biggest V-8 supercharged full overhead double cam triple carb fat tyred Camaro
Nanny just wants Haggis and a new pair of tartan Doc Martins
Dora still goes for anyone with an interesting road kill recipe
I refuse to be drawn into the sordid cess pit that the VD thread becomes
It will all end in tears |
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TheFae
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:51 am |
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Oh?
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DoraTheExplorer
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:19 pm |
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Ohhhh! My most favorite time on Eater!!
I have been busy in the kitchen making a treat for my Valentine. I wonder who that will be? |
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Ima Baeder
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:38 pm |
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irishemigrant wrote: |
Every year it is the same, Ima promises all sorts of delights, then runs off as soon as Ted appears and goes *sigh*
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You're telling stories, my dear. Last year my Valentine was Artemis. ♥ |
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Pastor Frank
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:47 pm |
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I try every year, and fail. I'm going for the other team this year, I'm going to pitch woo to SOOI. Like they say, it's only weird the first time. |
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Fo'andles
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Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 4:53 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:10 pm |
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Asena
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:22 pm |
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Pastor Frank wrote: |
I'm going to pitch woo to SOOI. |
^Wish I'd known that before I spent the whole of last May gathering nuts
I made it specially for Slightly, but what chance do I have if you're gonna be wooing him
- Newbies, check out Bravo's photo woos to Dora in last year's VD thread - they were brilliant |
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Gimli
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:34 pm |
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Last year the Valentine's Day thread confused me quite a bit. This time, I think I'm going to have to show off some of that patented dwarf charm. |
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the vampire
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:25 pm |
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Been there, done that. Now i'm not allowed to woo any eater members anymore.
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Jim Morrison
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:36 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Past valentines threads for the unawares and uninitiated:
VD 2011
VD 2010
VD 2009
Why do all the VD threads get locked? |
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Ima Baeder
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Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:00 pm |
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That one was excellent. I think it's my favorite. Is that the one where James kept intervening?
DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Why do all the VD threads get locked? |
People keep posting on them for weeks after Valentine's day? |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:00 am |
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^^^ Yes, 2009 was a most excellent year for a valentine's thread. Lots of good woo'ing with many Eater members - male and female - and very little 'anti-valentine's' sentiment.
Though I have been incredibly blessed and had some very wonderful woo's by Eater men. I am truly a lucky girl in the month of February.
Some VD avvys from that year:
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ParaNoid
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:36 am |
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Oh Irish, I thought our little talk did some good. I would like you to think more positively!
I know there has to be some redeeming quality about you that some eater girl will find attractive.
I am going to go through the memberlist and see if there is anyone I have not offended recently that I could woo.
@ thevampire, you just ran too slowly...
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Bankster
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:54 am |
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I refuse to take part in this farce. We're promised tons and tons of weird rewards by the Eater ladies in exchange for humiliating us in front of them, and then come VD they all 'spontaneously' decide to go shopping and 'happen to find' tickets for a Chippendales show.
Guys, fishing trip??
We might need to find another boat though. I've just called the owner of last year's boat. He said the restraining order is still in effect and hung up. Does anybody remember what he's talking about? My memories are still a bit blurry. |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 1:47 pm |
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^^^ Wow.
I don't understand all the bitterness and the 'let's go fishing instead' by some of the guys. The Valentine's Day thread isn't just for the males to woo the females; it goes in reverse too. There are many females who do woo'ing of the males too. I have never participated in shopping or chippendale shows and I think all the women that have been woo'd have picked a sweetheart. It all sounds a bit like sour grapes to me.
Maybe you need to find the right person to woo. There are plenty of new baiters on Eater this year. Find one and then put some effort into your woo'ing. Half-hearted woo's won't get the job done. |
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Cougar
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:31 pm |
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Well said Dora! This is meant to be the age of equality, after all. In which case, time for me to throw my feather boa into the ring and see who catches it...
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Badgerbait
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:27 pm |
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Bankster
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:56 pm |
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The oh so lovely Dora wrote: |
Find one and then put some effort into your woo'ing. |
Meh. Been there, done that. As you'll probably remember, it only took me one attempt to get four ladies (including you) to spontaneously approve of me. That's about par for me in RL and so I just don't see the point.
A fishing trip, on the other hand, is a beautiful tradition well worth honouring! The male bonding, the binge drinking, Mr. SK's traditional chum sandwiches, vomiting over board onto smaller vessels, the drunken dynamite fishing, ... what's not to love about it? |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:22 pm |
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^^^ So you are complaining cause it was too easy for you to woo? And because of that, you prefer fishing? |
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TheFae
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Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:26 pm |
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^^I dunno, drunken dynamite fishing has a certain appeal! |
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