Slaps?

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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:57 am

I thought about putting this in the Hints and Tips thread, but decided to put it in here just now as it is mainly a question about Love/Dating scams and how to slap the VLAD or LAD.
I have a LAD who needs a god wallop around the chops but I'm not too sure how to do it without loosing him or educating him in the error of his ways.
Can anyone share a few examples of slaps they have dished out so we can get an idea of the level to pitch them at?

Cheers

Baiting Guru Joined: 27 Mar 2011 Posts: 21158

It may help if you share a bit of the reason for this. There are different degrees of slaps.

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:45 am

Why not slap him for something he didn't do? I do that all the time. I give a lad a phone I KNOW will never work, then give him a slap for not ringing it! if he doesn't write for a day or two, accuse him of seeing someone else.

If he does write all the time, accuse him of being too clingy.

There are LOTS of ways to slap a lad without educating him

Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2012 12:10 pm

I have two reasons for a slap:
First is the pushiness, telling me to go to the bank "now" to sort out the WU (I'm a busy man I can't go at the drop of a hat)
Second is unwillingness to fill out the appropriate WU forms to prove their eligibility (thanks NN for those)

I'm sure the list will get more expansive as it goes on and just thinking about it there's the telephone that doesn't work as well lol!

Thanks for your feedback guys